TORCHWOOD S1 || SENTENCE STARTERS
(Warning: Strong language & sexual references. Feel free to change pronouns/words.)
“Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.”
“It’s all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks.”
“And he looks good in a suit.”
“Careful, that’s harassment, sir.”
“I show you something fantastic; you find fault.”
“Now that’s how I’d like to go.”
“So, what’s this supposed to do?”
“Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul.”
“You’ve lost what it means to be human.”
“I wasn’t hallucinating, [Name]. And I’m not bloody senile!”
“Hi, I’m looking for [Name]. Is he in?”
“What? I have to do that again?!”
“Uh, I don’t mean to be picky, but I think I can spot some flaws in this plan.”
“I figured maybe you were up for something more exciting.”
“I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m gonna bloody kill you!”
“All I’m saying is once in a while I’d like to drive.”
Oh, god! Oh, my god! What happened?!”
“It's not alright! They're going to come looking for me in a minute! If they see the body, If they find out what we've been doing-!”
“Don’t you go near them!”
“Did you know that thing was down here?”
“Why didn’t you tell us? We could have helped you.”
“Haven’t you ever loved anyone?”
“It’s not like I fancy you or anything!”
“I was on top of you, I could feel your hard-on.”
“There’s always something left to lose.”
“You make a threat like that, you better be prepared to follow it through.”
“You like to think you're a hero, but you're the biggest monster of all!“
“Something from the dawn of time, how could you possibly put a name to that?”
“I blame it on magic mushrooms.“
“We once made a vow... that we'd be with each other till we died.”
“I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell?”
“Seventeen disappearances within the last five months. Police are clueless.“
“Need a hand getting it up, [Name]?
“Don't you ever wonder how long you can survive before you go mad, or get killed, or lose a loved one?“
“It's in your power to make me stop.”
“There isn't an inch of me that doesn't hurt.”
“They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each others' hearts, because obviously, that would have been weird.”
“But I could feel you scrabbling around in there.”
“Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?”
“God help me, the stories are true.”
“There's something moving in the dark and it's coming, [Name]. It's coming for you.”
“Well, think about it... lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.“
“That's the thing about gloves, sir. They come in pairs.“
“What was he doing out on that road?”
“Thank you for that Disney moment.”
“What you've got to realize is, it's all here, now. So breathe deep and swallow it whole.”
“Of course, bananas are far more interesting.”
“Welcome to the wonderful world of scantily-dressed celebrities.“
“Better not tell them you saw my morning glory, then, eh!”
“This is [Name]'s voice-mail, don't leave a message.”
“Do you always know best, [Name]? Is that what you believe?”
“They made me watch him die.”
“Don't compare yourself to me.”
“World didn't end after all, did it?“
“Good job you're a crap shot.“
“I was aiming for your shoulder.“
“Sounds a bit close for comfort.”
“Sorry, don't let me stop your portents of doom. Or have you finished?“
“Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.“
“Under any other circumstances, an exuberant Roman soldier would be my idea of a perfect morning.“
“Do you think this is the end of the world?“
“Yeah, 'cause you're so in love with [Name], you spend half your time in [Name]'s bed.”
“He was just here. Something's taken him.”
