The Mad Britter

Call me HoneyB. 25 from beachy NC. Animal lover and free spirit just trying to figure out life.

[suppremelord1804]

[larmoyante]

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

Christopher Morley (via larmoyante)

[retrogasm-deactivated20161109]

Barbie on Campus

[phil-the-thrill-quetzal]

[lessdanthree]

always reblog

[lucysbasement]

[zootedboy]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[cleauxpatra]

Visit Original Link

[lodged]

tha process

[ohh-elle-no]

my friend’s newest manicure…thank you for being a friend! stay golden!

[pussylightlytoasted]

*ja rule voice* WHEREWOULDIBEWITOUTMYBABYYYYYYY

[aliceinawkwardland]

Is it over yet?

[blackfairypresident]

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

[profiting]

straight white boys

[sabrinaruizc-blog]

[proudly-pro-choice]

[transalphamale]

In other news, water is wet.

[earthshaker1217]

Who would have thought access to contraceptives would have reduced the amount of pregnancies?

[adriandadich]

[euphoricspirit]

the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them