A Musing Alice

Fortune Favors the Brave

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Grated my knuckle making zucchini bread

This is the most delicious loaf I have ever prepared

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I will weave together the strings given to me

Delicately

Carefully

Reverently

Each motion of the hand and looped twirl a ritual

Lost in a flow

Succumbing to a pain

Of the process

I am aching and whimpering

One more stitch

I can do it

Then I rest

To ensure I’m giving my best efforts

The reflect quality in my work

Giving myself to the process

And cherishing the product

I see this shirt taking shape

I am enraptured by this fabric I’ve weaved

Whimpering once again

But this time at the idea of slipping this finished garment into my bare skin

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Resting between sets and I have lost all sense of time, has it been one minute or ten I am unsure

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This is the ass of a killer, Bella

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The girls having a fun joyride in their new golf cart! Peek the in progress rhinestone helicopter 🚁💖

I plan to paint the golf cart as a future project!

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Hey, love me softly and tenderly if I’m wrong, but did you invent the lightbulb?

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All I will ever know

Is the bleeding heart of a poet

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Do you wonder?

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Steel toed socks

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My throne is a hammock chair

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Swollen, thick and throbbing

Just the way I like my muscles after a hard workout

😏

The pump is euphoric

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When the goddess of war is threatened, you must know you will never be safe again. The threat constantly lurking waiting to strike. In the darkness, in bold day light. She delights in the fear, amused in your paranoia. Perhaps she never will come to collect, let the psychological grips of her presence consume you.

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Convulsing over sapphic knight stories with happy endings right now

[friedthrice]

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Shocked to discover not all vibrators are created equal

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My eyes once again brimming with tears as I tumble over the edge of ecstasy into the throes of an agonizing orgasm. After, I hold it close with affection and regard, gratitude spilling for my own self and this heavenly acquisition.

Dramatic?

You might not think so if you could feel what I have felt in this moment.

So I guess go get fucked

Or rather

Fuck your self

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Shocked to discover not all vibrators are created equal

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Oh sweet torture

The embrace of sweat and machine

Clanking metals and the twang of iron

A playground of destruction that births the growth and prosperity of physicality

Swolleth be thy nomenclature