To Boldly Walk In High Heels

I'm Alice Rimmer, test pilot for the Space Corps, and am currently in possession of a Dimension Jumping device. My mission is to go from dimension to dimension, explore, and meet as many people as I can, gathering as much information as I can. And to have fun. [This is gender-bent! Ace Rimmer blog and an independent blog. Occasionally NSFW. I'll RP with anyone from any fandom. M!A: none currently Mu and character are both over 18 FC: Kristen Bell Male FC; erik von Detten(teen!) Chris Barrie (adult!)]

[buyingmywayoutofhell-deactivate]

Send me a '♥' if your muse would sleep with mine.

[tea-phantomhive]

[theavengerscomicsisdeleting-dea]

cube is best friend

[mtomauw]

Cube loves u too.

[iwantcupcakes]

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, September 22nd 2003.

[iwantcupcakes]

In celebration of today’s US presidential election, here’s RDJ announcing his candidacy.  Kind of.

[fey-friend]

I cannot be the only one who feels for my character, be it physical or emotional, I feel what my character is going through.

[alicerimmer-blog]

happy topless tuesday!

[how-to-torture-your-muse]

[lipsred-asblood]

((I am going to regret this, aren’t I?))

[alicerimmer-blog]

//bed

so i feel bad guys

but it's like 4 am. so i gotta sleep.

like if i owe. 

feel free to attack my inbox

and if we had plans to rp and you have an idea please feel free to make a starter and tag me

[alicerimmer-blog]

And how does one accomplish such a high regard for his skill, if I may ask? Though maybe not an example.

[asksylar]

I slice open the skulls of others and using my born ability of intuitive aptitude to understand where the ability is located in the mind before activating that part of my own mind and gaining said ability.

[alicerimmer-blog]

That really is quite interesting! And how exactly does this intuitive aptitude work? And how does it tell you where to look? I apologize if I’m asking so many questions but I’ve truthfully never met anyone like you before. 

[asksylar]

That’s because I’m the most special.

Intuitive aptitude, in a very short description, allows me to understand how things work. It doesn’t show me where to look, but by simply running my finger along the lobes of the mind, when I touch the one with the ability I know instantly and then able to understand how it works before breaking it down and using it myself, better then the original user- another perk of my born ability.

[alicerimmer-blog]

Well, while I might not agree with your methods, that's just incredible. You are incredibly special, you're very right. That's just...wow. So just by running your hands along the lobes you can just do anything they can do? I can't imagine having that sort of ability.

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Well it’s good to have variety. But wouldn’t their legs be open and you’d be between them? Though I guess not as catchy…”

[camdensimms-blog]

“I don’t even know anymore, man. My mind is so gone right now.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

Nodding before gasping, "You wanna see my spaceship? I shouldn't fly it but I'm drunk. And so I've also given up on a good line."

[alicerimmer-blog]

//things allowed on my blog

all nsfw for content, including but not limited to:

sexual content

violence

blood

drugs

alcohol

abuse

and so on

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

“You shouldn’t put all your eggs in one basket. It’s good to keep your mind open. Not that it seems to have helped any.”

[camdensimms-blog]

“I like to keep my mind open. Kind of like my legs.” He paused for a moment. “I’m… kidding..”

[alicerimmer-blog]

"Well it's good to have variety. But wouldn't their legs be open and you'd be between them? Though I guess not as catchy..."

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Which is why they only stay potentials. They never make it back to the spaceship. Poor boys…”

“And actually one or two women if I think about it…”

[camdensimms-blog]

“Ooh. Variety. I like it.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

"You shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. It's good to keep your mind open. Not that it seems to have helped any."

[holeygeorgefabianweasley-blog]

alicerimmer started following you.

“Er… ello there.” He smiles at her a bit. Wondering who she is.

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Well hello there. I’m sorry, it was terribly rude of me to just show up here like this. And completely unannounced,” shaking her head and holding out her hand, “Alice Rimmer. Or Ace.”

[holeygeorgefabianweasley-blog]

“That is alright, I get a lot of new visitors. Mainly to my shop when working.” He took her hand shaking lightly. “I am George Weasley.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Well, that’s me. Always dropping in at the most inconvenient times out of nowhere,” laughing a little, “You own a shop? Well, that must be lovely!”

[holeygeorgefabianweasley-blog]

“I am use to unexpected people and unwanted people too from my cousin always dropping in on me, unlike her you don’t scare me though.” He nods about the shop “yes I co-own a joke shop with my twin brother.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

"Twin?" laughing a bit, "Well, I guess the universe but another you with you," laughing at the joke, "I'm glad I didn't scare you. But I feel like since you hardly know me it's still incredibly impolite. Whereas your cousin..."

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Some people just can’t hold their liquor. You’d be surprised how many potentials I’ve lost due to shoe-vomiting!”

[camdensimms-blog]

He chuckled. “That’s disgusting.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

"Which is why they only stay potentials. They never make it back to the spaceship. Poor boys..."

"And actually one or two women if I think about it..."

[alicerimmer-blog]

And how does one accomplish such a high regard for his skill, if I may ask? Though maybe not an example.

[asksylar]

I slice open the skulls of others and using my born ability of intuitive aptitude to understand where the ability is located in the mind before activating that part of my own mind and gaining said ability.

[alicerimmer-blog]

That really is quite interesting! And how exactly does this intuitive aptitude work? And how does it tell you where to look? I apologize if I'm asking so many questions but I've truthfully never met anyone like you before. 

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

‘That’s good. Vomiting on my shoes could ruin the sex appeal.”

[camdensimms-blog]

“Throwing up on your shoes.. yeah..”

He chuckled. “I never throw up from drinking.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

"Some people just can't hold their liquor. You'd be surprised how many potentials I've lost due to shoe-vomiting!"

[camdensimms-blog]

I... am really fucking drunk....

[alicerimmer-blog]

“Oh, that’s never good. You okay?”

[camdensimms-blog]

“Yeahhh I’m good.”

[alicerimmer-blog]

'That's good. Vomiting on my shoes could ruin the sex appeal."