Helpless Romantic

18 - young and dumb - silly artist and writer

[aliceselfships]

❝ Welcome, mortal.

Basic info

My name is Alice, just your typical self shippers who adores her f/o's on a daily basis.

I am 18-19 years old (age range cause I'll be 19 in November)

I use she/they

Self explanatory, this is a self ship blog for me to safely post about my love for my f/o's without too much judgement! A safe place for me if you will

I'm also an artist and a writer!

Currently hyperfixated on Pressure and Regretevator

SFW blog

Nsfw blogs can follow since I'm of age, but don't expect me to post that sort of thing (I most likely won't interact with your posts/nsfw posts)

Main blog -> @simplyalicee

DNI PROSHIP/COMSHIP, L0LIS, PEDOS, ANYTHING THAT FALLS UNDER FETISHIZING AND ROMANTICIZING CHILDREN. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

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Tags:

#alice rambles — my rambling tag!

#alice in the gutter — my venting tag related to self ships

#artsy alice — my art!

#🎉 confettipop — ship tag for Sebastian Solace and Remmi (oc)

#👁 ragingdream — ship tag for Folly and Remmi (oc)

#🌡 sicklylove — ship tag for Infected and Remmi (oc)

#💎 sweetcharm — ship tag for Pest and Remmi (oc)

[aliceselfships]

Me after the update /silly

I love him I love him

[aliceselfships]

OH MY GOD ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I USED THIS BLOG... let's fix that. New everything.

[aliceselfships]

I can't stop thinking about N!! >^<

I'm already thinking of some self insert ideas, I can't decide if I want my insert to be a worker drone or a disassembly drone. I am also trying to decide the character design as well.

I am so sleepy at the moment htng,, I'm thinking of him just gently cradling me close as he wraps his tail around me, him singing a soft lullaby as I slowly drift off in his arms..

I'm not flustered what do you mean- /j

[aliceselfships]

Hey, so uh.......

I have a new boyfriend now,,, hehe,,,

>^< I can't help myself, I love him so much!! LIKE HNYHH LOOK AT HIM,,

Tag: 🎀 Struck By Love

[starselfships]

My husband 🥰

He's the most wonderful man alive 🥰

So handsome, so strong, so soft, so sweet 🥰

[aliceselfships]

Aww look at him :0 Barley loves you so much and wants the absolute best for you ^^

[starselfships]

I heard from a friend that self-shippers have been getting anonymous messages on their blogs, hate messages to be specific, where people impersonate their f/o(s) and send them hate as if it were coming from their f/o(s).

I don't know who in their right mind thinks that is an ok thing to do, so I just want to say this:

If you ever get a message in your inbox from your f/o(s) and it doesn't sound like something they would say; that's not them. That's someone out there trying to hurt you for some sick reason. Your f/o(s) love you unconditionally and would never ever hurt you.

Sending positive vibes to the self-ship community. Your f/o(s) love you ❤️

[aliceselfships]

Thank you for the warning ;; I don't know who would even think about doing this to other self shippers but that is not okay.

[loving-dearly]

If you struggle with making friends, due to trauma or otherwise, know that your f/o liked you since they first saw you! They didn't mind if you didn't smile at first or if it took long for you to really talk to them; they didn't think you were rude of unfriendly. They patiently waited for you to be comfortable enough, because they understand that everyone is different and they would never judge you. ♡

[aliceselfships]

CRYING,,, /pos

[bennyships]

hc that mae did this when spam first kissed him

[aliceselfships]

OKAY THAT IS ADORABLE- No wonder they're perfect together

[aliceselfships]

in ur pinned you said you have too many f/os

I counted you have 13 on there

I have 15

I beat you

(this is just my brain being whacky ignore me)

GSBXNDNCM-

To be fair, I haven't updated my F/O list in a little while, but I assure you that I have a lot than 13 /nm

I'm just really shy to talk about a lot of them

[bennyships]

sometimes a friend group can be a stoner cat, his [salesman] bf, a lazy skeleton, and a supermodel robot

[aliceselfships]

AWW LOOK AT YOU ALL!!!!

I should draw Mae and Spamton (spoiker: I will) <3

[smol-girl-shipping-the-world]

Imagine owning a cabin in the forest with your F/O

Nature walks. Crisp air. Colorful fall afternoons picking and eating wild strawberries and blackberries. Campfires and stargazing. Sleeping in your F/O’s flannel. Inhaling their scent through the fabric and on the sheets in your cabin's loft bed. The smell of freshly brewed coffee fills the air, making you grin as you see your lover appear in the doorway with two cups in hand. Both of you snuggle back under the blankets, enjoying your warm beverages while watching the sun’s rays tiptoe across the snow covered mountains in the distance...

[l0v3b1gfunxxx-deactivated202302]

You’re all I’ve ever dreamed of

You woke up to the familiar feeling of phalanges combing through your hair. Your eyes fluttered open to meet the gaze of two hazy eyelights. Soft sunlight peeked through the gaps in your curtains.

“g’mornin’,” Sans mumbled.

“Good morning yourself, sleepybones,” you mumbled back. You shifted to grab your phone off the bedside table and checked the time. 9:13 AM. You threw your legs over the side of the bed. “It’s not everyday you wake up before me. What’s the occasion?”

“you’re just jealous that i’m so good at sleepin’, i can do it with my eyes closed.” Sans lazily lifted his hands and pointed finger guns at you. He laid on his side, still in bed while you put your pants on. He watched you for a minute or so before speaking again. “…was watchin’ you sleep.”

“C’mon, babe.” You grinned. “Don’t you have bed-der things to do?”

Sans snorted, finally rising and coming to a sitting position. “you look real peaceful when you sleep. i love wakin’ up beside you. reminds me that i’m not underground anymore. that i’m here.” He turned to you and held out his arms for a hug. “that you’re here.” You gladly scooped him up off the bed and gave him a tight squeeze. He chuckled. “i gotta be the luckiest guy in the world,” he breathed as you set him back down onto the mattress. He rubbed the ring on his finger. “can’t believe you agreed to marry this bag of bones.”

You bent down to peck the top of his skull. “Well, you’re my bag of bones.” You sat down beside him and pulled him towards you, pressing your lips against his perma-grin in a loving kiss. His magic tingled against your lips, and you hummed in approval. You pulled away after a few seconds. Sans’ eyelights had morphed into cute little hearts. You could feel your soul soar with affection for him.

“i love you.”

“I love you too.”

[aliceselfships]

Although I don't f/o Sans, I have to say that this did make my heart flutter! I love this too much to not reblog it ^^

[aliceselfships]

This is just a reminder from one self-shipper to another that Hatty absolutely adores you 💖

ANSXKWC SGRBX TXEGWSAKX CX AAAAAA I AM SCREAMING /pos

Thank you so much star ^^ I really needed this after hearing some news, know that YOUR f/o's all love and cherish you very much!!

[cherry-bomb-ships]

OH SHIT TODAY'S THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN I ADDED TOM TO THE F/O LIST 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺

Happy anniversary to my dearest Tom Cat, I luv ya baby!!!!! 🥺💖💖💖💖💖 He's been making me smile for as far back as I can remember, and now more than ever just seeing him makes my heart SOAR with love. I can't get enough of that darn cat 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖

[aliceselfships]

AWW YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER :00

[softniceselfships]

✰⋆♥ self-shippers/comfort character blogs! are you an active (oct 2021) self-shipping/cc blog? I’d love to follow you! pls like or reblog this post if you’d like a follow or like to be friends, I’m brand new to the community and I’d love to follow you to get to know the community and learn more! :’) ♥⋆✰

[aliceselfships]

I'm still active :0 I'm more than happy to be friends with you!

[love-is-the-sweetest-thing]

Imagine your F/O just absolutely enchanted with you!!!!

Your F/O often finds themselves staring at you, in awe of how they got so lucky. Your smile makes the blood rush to their face, your laugh is better than any song they’ve ever heard, and the twinkle in your eyes—especially when you look at them—makes their heart skip a beat.

It’s like they’re in a trance, hypnotized by their love for you. (Bonus points if one of their friends has to snap them out of it and teases them.)

Even if you aren’t nearby, their thoughts drift to daydreams of kissing and holding you in their arms. It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, you always linger in their mind.

Your F/O is head-over-heels, extremely, without a doubt in love with you and nothing will ever change that!!!!

[aliceselfships]

AUUU JGBNIGJ ERBG