You Can't Get What You Want, but You Can Get Me

Ruby/Cherry 💜 26 💜 They/He/It 💜 My Carrd 💜 Main F/Os: Junkrat (Overwatch) & Mojo Jojo (PPG)💜 Hello!! Welcome to my self-ship blog, where I make up ridiculously elaborate stories about my favorite characters smooching my self-inserts. You may remember me from my old blog, @tuff-and-fluff, but I decided to remake to turn this blog into my main! Inbox and DMs are always open, especially for gushing! I hope we can become friends! :3 (PROSHIPPERS DON'T INTERACT. I will not discuss it further.)

[cherry-bomb-ships]

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan

🍒 Ruby/ Cherry/ Rhubarb | 26 | They/He/It | Mixed PR & black 🇵🇷✌🏽

🍎 Veteran of the Self Ship Community (OG blog was @tuff-and-fluff-archives )

🍑 Taken by @lovebugships ❤️💙❤️💙

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(pr*sh//ip dni please. Art above by @bonefries. 🎼Monthly song:)

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[lovebugships]

Okaaaaaay maybe I like '87 Fenton too! He's just so silly! He's captivated me with his goofiness 😭

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @sunstar-of-the-north @changeling-spoonie-selfship @cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @stesbeloveds @little-miss-selfships @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @clancykisser @akersdoll @berryshipbasket @soulnottainted @saturdaymorningcartoonz @severants @iwishihadfangs @fictodreamer @adoredbyalatus @merlinmaycry @missyblogs @starloswife @maulsbeloved @louiesselfshipramblings @heros-hearttt @paparoach @boundbyfangs @shellyluvbot @remmymclovin @ddragontheloud @magicalspheres @sunflowerspie

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😘 + 🩰 for Mr. Mcduck!

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Aaaaaah thank you 💚 Anon!! >w<

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

Honestly either one of us would do this to each other! :3 We don't really care hehe

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

Oh are you kidding, absolutelyyyyy Scrooge 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 Romantic old man that he is 🥺💖💖💖

💜 ask game here! 💜

[luminarias-selfshipping]

Everyone, drop what you're doing: f/o sneezing like a kitten regardless of what they look like

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Who the fuck you pushin all that out there for old man??? 🤨🤨🤨

[singingdeepinme]

Hey, did you notice? Your FO smiles more these days, and I think it's because they're happy with you.

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HIIII RUBY MY BELOVED!!! I'm running here and excitedly waving my arms around to ask for Fidgel for these for the headcanon questions!!!!! yap about that penguin!!!! 🌪️, 💕 and 🧸!!! (@squips-ship)

AAAAH HI LAURAAAA ^-^ Thanks so much for asking for Fidgel!! Even if I'm kinda fixated on Ducktales, Fidgey is still on my mind a lot too 🥺💖💖💖

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

Probably chemistry with absolutely no safety precautions... and making out between mixing solutions 😂😂 Between Fidgel being so badly colorblind that he often mixes things up, and Rhubarb not actually having any formal education in the field, they have accidentally made poisonous gas a few times 💀

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

Oooohohohoho can you say "denial"? 😂 These two were TERRIBLE with finally coming to terms with the fact that they had been in love with each other since basically day one; for Fidgel that was just his inexperience with romantic relationships (plus being grey-aro) that made it never occur to him that how he was feeling for Rhubarb was truly love, while in Rhubarb's case, he was just so in denial about being head over heels for the biggest geek he'd ever met that it took all four stages of grief until he finally reached acceptance 😂 I think the point of no return, at least for Rhubarb, was when he realized he was making up reason after reason to see Fidgel again to the point where it was interfering with his everyday travels 💖

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

Well the first gift Rhubarb ever gave Fidgel was a stolen artifact, so being a moral Federation officer, he had to return it to the right hands! Even if he really, really wishes he hadn't 🥺 So Rhubarb is actually the one who still had the first gift Fidgel ever gave him! It was actually a book on cosmoaeronautics with diagrams of various spaceship designs 💖💖💖

💜 ask game here! 💜

[navyblueflower]

I'LL PUNCH 'EM RIGHT BACK TO THEIR CORNER!

- Aran Ryan

[a-buge]

me when it's national be nice to bugs day (july 14th) (I'm a bug):

[tylerbutbetter]

[protoblues]

i need to draw more art of them. did i post the hundred acre wood joke. here it is regardless . this was the first technical ship art in almost 6 years

context/reference below

[lovebugships]

Date Night is such a good DT17 episode!! (sorry for the blurry screenshot lol) I think it was a really sweet turning point for Fenton and Brie's relationship 😭💘 Huey and Webby are so sweet to wanna put together a perfect night for them!!

Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @sunstar-of-the-north @changeling-spoonie-selfship @cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @stesbeloveds @little-miss-selfships @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @clancykisser @akersdoll @berryshipbasket @soulnottainted @saturdaymorningcartoonz @severants @iwishihadfangs @fictodreamer @adoredbyalatus @merlinmaycry @missyblogs @starloswife @maulsbeloved @louiesselfshipramblings @heros-hearttt @paparoach @boundbyfangs @shellyluvbot @remmymclovin @ddragontheloud @magicalspheres @sunflowerspie

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In other news I was rewatching a specific Scrooge clip earlier and bit my lip so hard it started bleeding, so uh. How's your day going 😂

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I'm typin' out banger after banger on Discord with my gf y'all have no idea 😂

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your duck had a cameobinnmy dreams somewhere last night. not sure what he did but he was there. sending him over real quick so he can be in Your dreams

Wait thats actually so wild because Jane just messaged me saying Scrooge was also in HER dream like. SIRRRR DID YOU GET A BIT LOST LAST NIGHT 💀💀💀

[wyvera]

what if I chirped and chittered and nuzzled you. what then