Little silly pinned post with my account intro/boundaries ^_^
INBOX STATUS:: OPEN :)
Hi!! I’m alicesknife, a kindergarten side blog!
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Please GOD read my boundaries below
BOUNDARIES!!!
DO NOT INTERACT ::
--Darkshippers, proshippers, incest (and everything under those umbrellas. I don’t interact with you guys ever, per your commonly set boundaries, and somehow every dark shipper interacts with me vigorously. Im begging you to please just DNI
—Homophobes, transphobes, racist, sexist etc. pretty self explanatory. Get off your high horse and let people be people
--Those unnecessarily rude people who just call you slurs and be cruel over you sharing an opinion. I am very sensitive, and I’d also prefer not to be ridiculed for having a rarepair or making shitty drawings
—I don’t have many boundaries, so I hope it’s not hard to respect them.
INTERACT
—Literally everything that isn’t a DNI
—But kindergarten fans specifically :)
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Lil about me—
—I am a demi girl! But I use all pronouns because…I don’t really care.
—My name is Truss, or Em! I have no preference between the names :) You’re free to call me whatever, though. Again..I don’t care!
—I’m in PST Timezone, and I try to post every night before I go to sleep, which typically ends up being around 1-3AM.
MISC—
—I’ve been drawing for about seven years, take it or leave it! I know, seven years and my drawings are still ass…some things never change
—I’m a big bug fanatic, and heh fun fact I yearn to be an entomologist!!(among other things..)
—I mainly post my art..headcanons, kinder gameplay..you know, kinder content! And that’s all. Since this is ..a side blog. Any non kinder content is on my main but don’t worry about that
OTHER SOCIALS
Main account(Tumblr):Emilsgrippers
TikTok: Emilsgrippers
Pinterest: Emilsgrippers
A03: (You guessed it) Emilsgrippers
Discord: Im not apt to sharing it out in the open, but oomfs are always welcome to ask and I’ll hand it over :)
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TAGS::
Okay so I don’t have many tags…but you can search…
—Alicesknifeposting. To get ur hands on a bunch of miscellaneous stuff unrelated to kindergarten. Mostly shenanigans :p
—Kindergarten the game. Not a tag I made, but I still tag pretty much ALL of my kindergarten posts with it—so you can scroll my kinder junk with that :)
—Highschool AU. To see content related to my Kindergarten high school au!!!!
—Lockdown. To see content related to a canon divergence Kindergarten au Im working on!!
Fanfic post/link. A published link to a new fan fiction I’ve recently posted!
Requests for the people. To see requests I’ve done for people in my ask box!
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INBOX STUFF::
I take requests for anything!—from certain gameplay questions, to specific kinder headcanons, even to (legal) ship/regular kinder art!—WITH THE FOLLOWING RULES:::
—NO NSFW. While I don’t mind NSFW talk, jokes, typical teen stuff—I don’t want NSFW headcanons/drawing requests.
———If I yearn to draw any NSFW (of 18+ characters of course), I shall do it on my own time so don’t worry
—NO ADULT/MINOR REQUESTS FOR ANYTHING! I believe this goes without saying, but im not a pedophile, and you shouldn’t be either. I don’t encourage gross behavior like that, and I won’t humor the idea.
—NO INCEST. Because I don’t live in Alabama…haha joke but seriously no please
—Other than that, you are free to ask me whatever!
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Uh. That’s all! Pretty tame ‘intro’ if I do say so.. I’ll probably come along and update it accordingly, but that’s it for now!
Thank you for reading anddd…you know moot me up!!!:)
Isn’t it just so choppy and glitchy…:3c anyways!! Hope someone gets at least a little enjoyment out of this because 1 I love this trend 2i love this song and 3 I’m never drawing Kidd again !!!!!!!!
1 I have no post tonight sorry ummm im making something!! It’ll be out tomorrow or next day depending on how long I take^_^
SECOND
IM thinking of changing the word formatting of my HS AU. I’m not redoing the previous or current chapter I’m working on cause that sounds like a long and boring ass process, but from CH8 and out I’ll probably format it more like this
Instead of my current formatting.
That kinda looks like this.
You know what I mean?
So you guys can have a say!!^_^
HMMM
New formatting!!!
KEEP THE SAME FORMATTING
Voting ended onJun 2
ALSO happy pride month cause ur all gay or something ill do something pridey when i have a chance
Here’s that snip!!!!sorry the formatting is so weird? It copy and pasted weird & I can’t fix it on the tumbla T_T
“We’ll see you around then Oz! Hey, and you too Ted!” Another exaggerated wave was thrown Ted’s way. Recovering but always happy to be friendly, Ted returned a wave with all enthusiasm as he could muster to match Ron’s. “Keep in touch.” Madison smiled at Ozzy. This was clearly a command and not a suggestion.
Ozzy gave a small nod, dropping his arms to his sides. Ron clapped Madison hard on her shoulder. He said something so fast neither Ozzy or Ted caught it, and then he sprinted down the empty street. Ozzy and Ted simply stared at her in mild confusion. Madison turned on her clicky heels, clearly preparing to follow him.
“And by the way Ozzy, that new outfit is nice.”
Ozzy straightened up, and Madison turned the rest of the way to run after Ron. Her cardigan flowed behind her like a knit cape, and her shoes clacked noisily against the rough pavement as she ran.
Anyways yall are very epic!! Love you all to pieces and once again I seriously appreciate all the support over the years!! Have a very cool rest of your dayy 🥺🫶
Snippet coming soon. Im not at my computer ummmm….more pet problems and vets and stuff and im sorry overall that I’ve been lacking in all my works and stuff lately
But like said snippet coming tomorrow everybody cheer yayyyy
I literally never realized Davey was holding Linda here. I feel dumb as hell I always thought they just fell together but his litttle two stud arms. r holding her. his overgrown lizard pet.
Im surprised KG characters haven’t appeared in one of those cross fandom rap battles yet . Because them being kindergarteners makes literally no real difference given how they act…..
But that aside I think we can ALL AGREE if any kg kid was gonna be in a rap battle…….
THE TEEN KG CHARACTERS ON A BEACH DAY DON'T ASK WHY
- Kid: definitely the one running all the errands, buying the snacks and distributing the sandwiches, bringing everyone water and sunscreen, etc.
- Buggs: Carrier. Carries his bag, carries Cindy's bag, carries Felix's bag, carries all of the bags, carries some other bags for unknown purposes, carries the beach umbrella, carries the cooler, carries everything. Smokes pot next to the umbrella with an open shirt on, wet swim trunks and sunglasses like a mafioso on a beach day
- Lily: carries a metal detector (Penny) around and tries to find hidden coins in the sand. Alternatively brings a pair of googles and a snorkel and watches the fish swim around in the sea
- Billy: follows Lily and Penny around so they don't get hurt and cheers every time they find something of relative value, and when they find things with no value as well. Also carries a net around and tries to catch fish between the rocks, then falls and hurts himself. Defo gets stung by an unknown sea entity and has to get carried to the lifeguard urgently
- Nugget: digs a Beach Nugget Cave™ and spends the day in there perfecting the inside. Keeps an eye on Lily Billy and Penny to make sure they're alright. Asks random little kids for a password when they ask whether they can get inside the Beach Nugget Cave™. Depending on how philosophical the passwords they come up with are, he lets them in or not. Hangs out w them if they vibe w him
- Cindy: she has ONE target and that is to tan. Doesn't do ANYTHING apart from lie on the towel and get GRILLED under the sun. Ends up redder than Monty's hair and suffering for the following 5-7 business days
- Monty: Designated driver number 1. spends 45 minutes under the beach umbrella smothering his body in sunscreen. Can't be in the sun for longer than 20 minutes without getting cOoked. He spends the day next to Cindy, her in the sun and him in the shade, and they're barking at each other until the trip is over, and THEN they keep fighting in the car bc they somehow always end up in the same car out of the three they have to travel to and from the beach. More often than not interrupts himself to check on Carla when he hears a particularly loud slam and sighs in relief when he sees it's just another one of the kids she's made cry
- Carla: queen of beach volleyball, queen of beach soccer, queen of every sport you can think of that gets played at the beach, definitely gets like famous and all the kids want to go up against her and she goes easy on them at the beginning and then CRUSHES them. Also packs A LOT of food and Buggs curses the hell out of her bc he's the one having to carry the cooler around
Jerome: flirts with all the girls he finds within a 2-kilometer radius. Also flirts with their boyfriends if they get upset about it. Ends up having to hide in the bathroom bc half of the fucking beach wants his ass smoked. Somehow meets the lifeguard and starts flirting w them as well until they're on his side so his ass is partially safe. Devours everything in the fucking cooler to the point where it has to be hidden so he doesn't find it bc he's going to leave the whole group without food
Felix: Brings the family limousine. Also wants to tan, but never next to Cindy bc she's fighting with Monty all the fucking time, so he grabs a towel and lies down on it 25 feet from where they're camped at. Falls asleep and ends up looking like a shrimp and blaming Teddy for it bc "Teddy you should've woken me up"
Ted: absolutely knew Felix would fall asleep and voluntarily decided to let him burn in the sun as a silent revenge. Builds sandcastles like an architect and then also builds walls for them so the sea doesn't destroy them. Carla sends Kid over to smother him in sunscreen from time to time to make sure he doesn't cook himself like Felix and it actually works
Penny: is the metal detector and is adorably happy about it. Follows Lily around and buzzes when she feels something metallic under the sand, gets so giddy when it turns out to be a coin or something. Her and Alice have the cutest swimsuits. Eventually ends up helping Ted with his sandcastles and they build a literal fortress with humid sand
Ozzy: Madison makes him get in the water and he complains bc it's too cold. He defo wears one of these full body swimsuits that sticks to the skin and is sooo fucking uncomfortable but he actually likes the way it feels. Also walks around with white cheeks bc he has to smother his face in sunscreen unless he wants to look like a walking talking crusty strawberry. Spends most of the time under the beach umbrella just hearing Monty and Cindy endlessly go at each other. Maybe reads a book. Who knows. Who even really cares.
Madison: Designated driver number 2. teams up w carla to play volleyball for a few rounds, then realizes they're way too powerful together and decides to ditch and try to get Ozzy in the water. Desists after a few desperate tries, then suggests the people on the towels play a card game. Desists as well when Monty and Cindy try to bite each other's arms off after the first round
Ron: floats in the water like he's dead. Eventually stops when a random passerby gets scared and calls the lifeguard who does the whole "saving a drowning person" ordeal bc he gets a bit embarrassed having to explain he's not dead just vibing
Austin: he was throwing rocks at the sea trying to get them to bounce when he accidentally hit Ron and actually almost killed him. After that fiasco he starts picking up pretty seashells for Alice, but once he sees Alice is asleep, he leaves them next to her towel and somehow ends up teaming up with a random kid to try and defeat Carla. Gets BRUTALLY humiliated and is glad Alice can't see it. Oh, Alice woke up. She saw everything. He dies of embarrassment. Cue Monty laughing in the background
Alice: sleeps. Literally sleeps. My girl spends most of the day just sleeping under the beach umbrella. Doesn't even hear the fighting and the tears, she's literally rotting in the shade like a forgotten fruit. Eventually wakes up and watches the beach fleas jump around, then watches Carla humiliate Austin and a random kid at beach volleyball and chuckles. Also, she has THE cutest vintage swimsuit ever and all the girls within a 2-kilometer radius ask her where she got it. She's always extremely proud when she says she thrifted it
Emmy: starts cleaning the beach and doing volunteer work. She has a garbage bag, a pointy stick and a dream. Somehow clears the entire place and ends up getting a medal for her contribution to society. Alternatively, studies every single type of seaweed she finds and scolds everyone she sees throwing it around
Davey: he makes Linda hide under the water and swim as if she were a shark, then starts running around the beach yelling "SHARKKKK!" and all the little kids start crying hysterically and leaving the water until he's the last one standing, so he gets on Linda and crowns himself as the Beach Emperor. Gets a fine for disrupting the peace and makes Linda eat the paper in front of the cops. It's a miracle he doesn't end up in jail
Kevin: the ONLY relatively normal person there. Goes from the towel to the water, then back to the towel to dry, then back to the water so he doesn't burn his ass, doesn't disturb anyone, brings a chair and sits on it like a NORMAL FUCKING PERSON with his little e-book and reads a book while chaos ensues around him. Blocks out the noise, asks Alice how her nap was when she wakes up, laughs at Austin, basically just a suburban white mom on a trip to the beach with her rowdy children
Anyways so yeah that's all consider this your Gabi uses her free will for stupid things day post bc this is STUPID and I refuse to deny it
This may be the realest thing I have EVER read. Ozzy is perfect Austin is perfect ALICE my baby ALICE IS PRRFECT (they are all perfect in just based sweats)
