#behold

[kanpaiola]

[hearkenfey]

Warlock supers

[d3r-the-golden-spartan]

*slips a huge golden egg into EnDer's bed* Did you lay that?

Derek blinks lazily. Mystery voice Whomst? He is Resting. Being Good Mate and Resting To Heal, because his Darling Beloved made sure he wouldn't hurt while healing.

Wasn't that sweet of Him?

Except.

Now there's A Thing. Thing in his bed. Thing not mate.

No.

No, this can't be, he's too young. But he's too young for Jean's elemental breath, and--

Oh God.

"... Hastur? Did I lay this???"

Oh God, is he able to get eggnant??? Is he STILL eggnant right now???

It is worth noting, this egg. This beautiful egg, that could ONLY have come from him or his mate, is brilliant gold, with swirling black and flecks of his own purple. It is roughly shampoo bottle sized

It is also entirely plastic, with something inside to make it feel both warm and heavy without being shake-for-noise-able.

Derek is... Genuinely too lost in the sauce to realize that he is still in pajamas, thus it can't have come from him.

(( @ask-the-king-in-yellow

[ask-maskfly-n-co]

i want to give bugs the beauty of a nice can of Dr. Pepper

im hoping it stays giant so you can just like, put a bug sized tap on it, and there will be enough that everyone can get a cup

That. Is a uniquely hilarious mental image and I now fully support your endeavors-

Name a time and place, I'll meet you for drop-off. We're getting the bugs Doctor Pepper together-

[artmunstudios]

Me: *sees NO ocs that are muppet-themed*

Me: Something Must Change.

[superkawaiimothman]

[pearlsforthesoulblog-blog]

It has been said that if you judge yourself The Lord will not

THE MIRROR NEVER LIES...You do