The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming
when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

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The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming
when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone
you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks
the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law
there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter
hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously
maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this
the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell
mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there
henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real
at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc
there was a musical episode
nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious
HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT
WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL
LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the FUCK
https://ganondilf.tumblr.com/post/108123681713/i-dont-watch-once-upon-a-time-but-every-clip-ive
I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like
Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*
Commercial break
Like I don't think you guys comprehend what happened in Poland just now but everyone needs to be talking about it.
A random influencer decided he'll listen to an anti cancer song on loop. People liked it enough times he ended up listening for 9 days.
He raised 90 million in these 9 days, and then 160 million more over the last 10 hours, for a total of 250 million.
Hundreds and thousands of people signed up to donate marrow.
Hundreds of celebrities shaved their heads in solidarity.
The Foundation receiving this money had to create a special commission to figure out how to distribute the money.
The national TV stations got highjacked to stream this for hours because it was better news than anything happening in the world.
Because we broke and DOUBLED the world record for this kind of thing.
They raised about as much as the biggest running charity event in Poland did in a whole year with three decades of tradition and a goddamn army of people.
And they did it on a goddamn amateur set up in a shabby room sitting on folding chairs.
Little update: people keep donating despite the stream being over. We're at 280 million in the fight against cancer.
Łatwogang refuses to collab with companies that only reached out to him now because of popularity or give interviews. He said any medals people wanna give them should go to the doctors and nurses and the cancer patients.
Someone offered to renovate that shabby little flat for him as a thank you. He refused.
Someone counted up how many people appeared in that room during the whole thing - it was 319 total.
Love to hear it. Love news articles too.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/polish-nine-day-charity-stream-breaks-records-support-kids-with-cancer-2026-04-27/
Just love this headline phrasing.
Polish streamer Łatwogang’s charity livestream has raised over 203 million złoty for children with cancer, breaking the charity stream recor
miscposting pt2
had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Behold, a (hu)man!
The bird that torments Prometheus learned something
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
i was asleep and they put me in a coffin and buried me alive instead of some dead guy but i actually get really good wifi down here so i think i'm chilling
just saw a video of the eulogy, why did they have to talk about the embarrassing time my dildo got stuck to a mirror and i broke the mirror trying to get it off
Sasuke was at my funeral?????
the band played yakety sax as my coffin was lowered....
that tombstone is NOT osha compliant
just got a call from god, he said that actually i did die and this is my heaven and to pull the lever behind the curtain on the left side so i did and there's a slushie machine built into the coffin we are so back
the apps on my phone are kinda weird, all the names are puns around dying or being dead except tumblr is the same
i'll post any updates, i think for now i'm gonna read some heaven yaoi and fujo out
you can only reblog this today. if you even care
you have to spend a week in the last series you watched how is it going
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hi yeah i found out recently that the popular caramelldansen (you know. the one you know.) is actually a fucking nightcore remix and this is the original
forbidden knowledge
Caramelldansen is the ultimate relic of the past because it wasn’t just a meme song it was a Nightcore remix meme song that got even more popular than the original.
Even darker secret knowledge the original dance also isn’t that version either. Most can see the original dance in the background of a scene in Fast&Furious: Tokyo Drift.
It’s not Nightcore, it predates Nightcore. The term you are looking for is Speedycake. After the late* DJ Speedycake.
The dance used in the vast number of 2d anime-esque caramelldansen vids has nothing to do with Caramell; it came from a gif on 4chan referred to as “Popotan dance” that started as fanart of an adult visual novel because of course it did. Speedycake was making his remixes at the same time as people were making popotan dance gifs of everything, and the memes converged into a compound supermeme that swept the internet.
The video above is yet another fan-made video, using 12 characters from the iDOLM@STER series. (Hint: the band that created the song is Swedish, so anything obviously Japanese did not come from them).
The first official video released by Caramell was this version, six years after the song was first released and two years after it started to spread as a meme:
fucking terrifying how deep this rabbit hole goes
DJ SPEEDYCAKE IS FUCKING DEAD?!
According to his Twitter he’s just as surprised to learn he’s dead as we are
im housing absolute leaves¹
¹ Shayminsh, Dusty. “im grilling absolute cheese” Tumblr, 26 Aug. 2023, www.tumblr.com/shayminsh/726679497391423488/im-grilling-absolute-cheese
Sora has now entered the world of the last piece of media you watched/read/played.
How does he do?
Seamless inclusion. Helped fight the bad guy and befriended the protagonist(s)
Kinda clunky inclusion. Was more of a bystander + the lesson makes no sense
Completely took over the story and replaced the protagonist
WHAT IS SORA DOING IN (Insert media here)??? GET OUTTA THERE
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
POV: goofy is burying you alive never to see the light of day again
Click. Spark. Deep breath.
The celebrations of the day had bled into the evening, the perpetual purple sky of Hallow Bast—Radiant Garden darkening with the sunset. While the A Team went to Destiny Islands together, the supporting cast gathered with the restoration committee to drink, talk, relax. Even if they lost their main character, Xehanort was gone. That was worth celebrating, right?
As a breeze came in through the window he swung open, Demyx remembered his awkward milling through conversations, trying desperately to find a single opening to chat, to convince Ansem or Yuffie or Dilan that, ‘Yes, he too, is a good guy.’ Maybe that would convince him as much too.
And when that was unsuccessful, he did what he did best: ran away. The silence was welcome, the spare room of HBRC was tucked out of the way and if anyone truly missed him (doubtful) he could easily slide back into frame and do his song and dance for them.
Demyx watched as stars took center stage, the muffled sounds of the radio through the floor getting quieter. He saw Cid and Lex—Aeleus turn the corner on the street to start their walks home, complaining of old bones and bed times. So certain of his ability to blend into the background, Demyx hadn’t heard the squeak of the door behind him until there was a soft ‘ahem’ a few feet away from him.