the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law
there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter
hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously
maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this
the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell
mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there
henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real
at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc
there was a musical episode
nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious
HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT
WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL
I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like
Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?”
Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?”
*the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*
Like I don't think you guys comprehend what happened in Poland just now but everyone needs to be talking about it.
A random influencer decided he'll listen to an anti cancer song on loop. People liked it enough times he ended up listening for 9 days.
He raised 90 million in these 9 days, and then 160 million more over the last 10 hours, for a total of 250 million.
Hundreds and thousands of people signed up to donate marrow.
Hundreds of celebrities shaved their heads in solidarity.
The Foundation receiving this money had to create a special commission to figure out how to distribute the money.
The national TV stations got highjacked to stream this for hours because it was better news than anything happening in the world.
Because we broke and DOUBLED the world record for this kind of thing.
They raised about as much as the biggest running charity event in Poland did in a whole year with three decades of tradition and a goddamn army of people.
And they did it on a goddamn amateur set up in a shabby room sitting on folding chairs.
Little update: people keep donating despite the stream being over. We're at 280 million in the fight against cancer.
Łatwogang refuses to collab with companies that only reached out to him now because of popularity or give interviews. He said any medals people wanna give them should go to the doctors and nurses and the cancer patients.
Someone offered to renovate that shabby little flat for him as a thank you. He refused.
Someone counted up how many people appeared in that room during the whole thing - it was 319 total.
had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
i was asleep and they put me in a coffin and buried me alive instead of some dead guy but i actually get really good wifi down here so i think i'm chilling
just saw a video of the eulogy, why did they have to talk about the embarrassing time my dildo got stuck to a mirror and i broke the mirror trying to get it off
just got a call from god, he said that actually i did die and this is my heaven and to pull the lever behind the curtain on the left side so i did and there's a slushie machine built into the coffin we are so back
hi yeah i found out recently that the popular caramelldansen (you know. the one you know.) is actually a fucking nightcore remix and this is the original
Caramelldansen is the ultimate relic of the past because it wasn’t just a meme song it was a Nightcore remix meme song that got even more popular than the original.
Even darker secret knowledge the original dance also isn’t that version either. Most can see the original dance in the background of a scene in Fast&Furious: Tokyo Drift.
It’s not Nightcore, it predates Nightcore. The term you are looking for is Speedycake. After the late* DJ Speedycake.
The dance used in the vast number of 2d anime-esque caramelldansen vids has nothing to do with Caramell; it came from a gif on 4chan referred to as “Popotan dance” that started as fanart of an adult visual novel because of course it did. Speedycake was making his remixes at the same time as people were making popotan dance gifs of everything, and the memes converged into a compound supermeme that swept the internet.
The video above is yet another fan-made video, using 12 characters from the iDOLM@STER series. (Hint: the band that created the song is Swedish, so anything obviously Japanese did not come from them).
The first official video released by Caramell was this version, six years after the song was first released and two years after it started to spread as a meme:
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
The celebrations of the day had bled into the evening, the perpetual purple sky of Hallow Bast—Radiant Garden darkening with the sunset. While the A Team went to Destiny Islands together, the supporting cast gathered with the restoration committee to drink, talk, relax. Even if they lost their main character, Xehanort was gone. That was worth celebrating, right?
As a breeze came in through the window he swung open, Demyx remembered his awkward milling through conversations, trying desperately to find a single opening to chat, to convince Ansem or Yuffie or Dilan that, ‘Yes, he too, is a good guy.’ Maybe that would convince him as much too.
And when that was unsuccessful, he did what he did best: ran away. The silence was welcome, the spare room of HBRC was tucked out of the way and if anyone truly missed him (doubtful) he could easily slide back into frame and do his song and dance for them.
Demyx watched as stars took center stage, the muffled sounds of the radio through the floor getting quieter. He saw Cid and Lex—Aeleus turn the corner on the street to start their walks home, complaining of old bones and bed times. So certain of his ability to blend into the background, Demyx hadn’t heard the squeak of the door behind him until there was a soft ‘ahem’ a few feet away from him.
Scrambling at the intrusion and turning towards the voice, Demyx realized had been caught with his bad habit by the one person he was avoiding the entire night. Zexion—Ienzo, remember—was staring at him, his bangs tilted out of his face, the cruel demeanor of his former Nobody self replaced with one full of curiosity and wonder.
Demyx squirmed under his gaze, shame bubbling up in his chest. An emotion he could easily do without, but an apparent package deal with a heart. Instead of justifying his vice, he turned towards the city under repair. It was easier than admitting that, unlike Ienzo, confident and smart and right, who regained his heart and joined the winning side right away, he was a coward. He would’ve followed Xehanort and lost.
The others, the normal people, he could maybe convince that he was just swayed by lies to get his heart another way but Ienzo, he knows. He knows more than anyone else the suffocating feeling of nothingness, how the mind plays tricks on you, echoes of feelings you once had, how the numbness eats at you. It was easier to follow and to warm the benches on the reserve team, replaced by puppets, than it was to leave.
He braced himself for a lecture—Zexion had been good at those before, in those endless white halls—only to hear floorboards squeak and the sudden warmth of the man sitting next to him. Ienzo was quiet. The socializing downstairs must have worn him down. Staring at the city around them, the silence stretched on. The two of them sitting together, Ienzo holding his makeshift ash tray in his palm while they stared at a skyline ruined by years of turmoil.
Their years together in the Organization had been more professional than Demyx had wanted. When he had received his new name and saw the other boy close to his age (alone, unlike Axel and Saïx, a duo with their own baggage he wanted nothing to do with, thank you) he wanted to glom onto him right away. ‘Yes, we’re both in this horrible situation, but we can navigate it together, right?’ And maybe that would have been the case if it were anyone besides Zexion, always the professional.
Demyx turned towards him, noticing the furrow in his brow as Ienzo thought to himself, and realized that maybe he was waiting for Demyx to break the silence. Another inhale on the filter before he opens his mouth to—
“I wish you could have seen it. Radiant Garden. Before the Heartless.”
Blonde eyebrows crinkle as he stops, processing that thought, the weight of that sentiment clearly weighing heavy on Ienzo’s shoulders. Demyx nudges his leg gently with his own, as if that will help lighten the mood. He remembers carrying those puppets through the darkness, hauling them along with no help from that old man. He remembers Vexen telling him that Zexion will want to talk to him. That they have history. Watching the two of them reconnect in the labs was the first time he had ever seen Zexion cry. He hated it.
“Oh yeah…? Well, why don’t… you tell me all about it….?”
Demyx caught the hint of a smile out of the corner of his eyes at that, still too scared to look directly at him. Maybe they weren’t exactly best friends before all this but… Who else but another ex-Nobody could ever really “get” it? Their stories are chained together, like it or not.
Another click. A spark. A soft laugh this time, as the stories come flooding out.
drew this for my communities weekly inktober prompt ‘window’ and ended up inspired. 💛 thank you to the lovely @synchrostatic for help editing, i love you so much it’s stupid.
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