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Imagine where you could be by January 2019. Now do the work.

body image is a bitch though

one day i’ll literally think i look like a whale and how could anyone ever find me attractive

next day i’m loving my body and wouldn’t wanna change it for the world

actually gunna join in with everyone and use winter to build muscle and bulk, then do a proper cut next year, get super leannnn

theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

auntymurda

Sometimes you have to say ‘alright, cool’ and walk away because karma will have more of an effect than you going back and forth with someone that’s in the wrong.