but at least I have the memory..

Jc 🌙

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[inmybagathaharkness]

When you’re the CEO standing in the back after orchestrating the entire scenario and creating havoc amongst the gays so they can eliminate each other Hunger Games style thus allowing you to reign Supreme

[sunshine-tattoo]

I fucking love my community

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[ariana-news]

Ariana Grande - Honeymoon Tour Visual

[unclemurphy]

Female Awesome Meme → [3/5] Badass warrior females

Gamora, Guardians of the galaxy

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

girls can talk to me for free.. men? pull out ur wallet bitch

[paper-mario-wiki]

too many fuckn degrees outside

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Historians: …well, we can’t really say these historical figures were “gay,” because “gay” and “homosexual” are very modern identities. In different times people had very different views of sexuality.

Me: …so, by that same idea, I guess we can’t say they’re straight either, right?

Historians:

[parttimepup]

Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

[parttimepup]

While I’m at it also they have to share one hole that they both pee and have sex out of. That’s fucking gross and unsanitary. Everytime a man cums in you you’re also getting all the pee that was in his urethra enjoy that thought ladies. You know how many holes birds have? One. They pee, poop and have sex all in the same hole it’s called the cloaca. You know how many holes women have? Three. Because we evolved one. Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

Evolution-wise, men fall somewhere between a chicken and a human female

Is just about the most legendary sentence I have ever read in my life in any language..

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[pinesinthewoods-deactivated2023]

Do you ever see a post that you agree with on some level, but it’s worded in an aggressive and mean-spirited way, so you’re just kind of

[fuzzycricket]

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

[dailymarvelheroes]

I don’t have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It’s called an email.

[lavendertitties]

[devon-aoki]

seeing this from different angles makes this more important than the kennedy assassination 

[coffeeandgrace]

People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

[arianagrandre]

7 Days of Ariana: Day 4 - Ariana + relationships → Big Sean (muy grande / seaniana)

@BigSean: “@ArianaGrande: kiss me i’m siciliana / abruzzese !”u got it!

[dailykehlani]

Kehlani performing at Toronto Pride! 

[rubyredwisp]

What languages can Emilia Clarke speak? (x)