?Welcome?

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[cervine-arctophile]

what are we getting?

[yardsards]

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

[yardsards]

thank you, everyone

[yardsards]

oh jeepers, if i'd known she'd be travelling around this much, i'd've given her her leash

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

[straawberries]

shit shit shit shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck

she fucking escaped what do i fucking do oh my god

[thechangelingmushroom]

NOOOOOO GO FUCKING FIND HER OMG

[buckykingofmemes]

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[adonischildsupportcase]

I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

his walk at the end 💀💀

[nchntd]

In the club

[cop-disliker69]

[sprachgefuehle]

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

[biteswhenprovoked]

Can someone explain this to me?

[cop-disliker69]

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

[kaispeakshermind]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

[mythoughtsdecoded]

[thatonechico]

[toastbutteregg]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[celine-deyonce]

This is so funny

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[anagramofbrat]

I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[dontbeanassbutt]

everyone say thank you greta

[oneheadtoanother]