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#20063f

[ladyshinga]

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

[alienace]

rhe comments on this are gold look em up!

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

ough... so. exhibitionist Hannibal, right? consider:

will watches Hannibal. Hannibal knows this. Hannibal using that to get off. will watching Hannibal get off. will watching Hannibal more because of that.

i just need stalkerish will with exhibitionist Hannibal <3

[will-grahams-gun]

Having them get a third for exhibitionist and later culinary purposes is such a sweet thing to me. Like yeah, they wanna watch the other fuck but noone has the right to touch them and live to tell

I mean... I'm sure there'd be a few takers to the job, even knowing about the happy end after the happy end

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i wonder how arousal makes the meat taste?

[patchouii]

Resident anatomy nerd weighing in— I really should make a masterpost about anatomy, bio, etc facts that relate to cannibalism like I keep thinking of doing. Hannibal tells Will that fear makes the meat taste “acerbic” or “bitter” when they’re eating Randall’s flesh in place of Freddie’s, and this has a factual basis, even though Hannibal is alone in being able to parse it so well because of his preternatural-ability-level senses. “Fear” is influenced by hormones like adrenaline and cortisol in animals and humans amongst other things. These hormones cause the muscles to tense, increases the levels of white blood cells in the bloodstream and makes platelets “stickier” and more reactive. Fear can, in fact, cause meat to be tougher and sharper in flavor due to its associated biological responses. Why do I bring this up? Because arousal would do the opposite. “Arousal” is influenced by hormones like oxytocin and dopamine, and happiness or satisfaction is influenced by hormones like serotonin. These can both result in muscle relaxation and the dilation of blood vessels which also causes blushing. If one’s victim is murdered while in a state of arousal instead of fear— even if they are aware of this yet agree to it and are aroused by it, there will still be instinctual, survival-based fear and resistance on some level, so ignorant surprise is best— the cuts taken from the body would presumably be more tender and potentially have a richer, more well-rounded flavor if cooked properly. At least if you have Hannibal’s palette and are magically able to detect and identify the taste of residual traces of hormones in your dinner, which people really biologically aren’t on any level beyond minimal texture differences and stuff…….. Dear FBI, I promise I am not a cannibal lol

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i love you /p

this is so fascinating

[alienace]

i need you to make a whole ass documentary

[alienace]

btw seeing scans of your teeth and getting told that a problem part of them is now basically in the perfect position after 3 years of braces....

it should feel better imo.

after 14 years of what's comparable to dental malpractice... that kinda feels hollow

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[hhhhhhhbees]

HOLY SHIT

[alienace]

i understand how the hare felt bc HOW THE FUCK IS HE FASTER THAN ME???

[egberts]

no nuance are you currently

Fat

Skinny

Voting ended onMay 24

feel free to nuance in the tags

[heavenlyhorses]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[darkieforfun]

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[alienace]

i don't think i care what my gender is, today my father mistakenly referred to me w male pronouns and i... didn't care?

i dont know if its because when i was a child games always referred to me as male, if i got used to it by choosing the male avatar bc it wasn't pink and didn't have a skirt, if my mom calling me "un maschio mancato" (an almost boy) acclimated me to that...

but i dont care

i feel cis, i dont look at myself in mirrors bc im uncomfortable looking at naked bodies but i dont hate being a woman.

i dont think im nonbinary maybe agender?

i dont think i care...

i dont need a label bc as long as i know you are referring to me then... its me.

its the same logic i apply to nicknames, as long as you call me something I recognize as me I will respond to it, i wont care if you call me "Bitch" if its your way to refer to me.

[alienace]

it kinda pisses me off when people think im trans just because i have body hair. which.. strange bc i got called trans for my hairy legs but now i have an half shaven stubby beard and no one addresses it.

it doesn't make sense to me.

how come a cis looking girl w hairy legs is clocked trans but a cis looking girl with a genuine beard is just... a cis girl?

what pisses me off isn't being called trans in itself. it's being called trans for misogynistic things (like: women can't have leg hair).

i have PCOS (policystic ovary syndrome) that makes me grow hair at a faster rate in abnormal places (symptoms may vary go look it up its very common), and while i knew women could have body hair i just thought everyone shaved (and they do.... they just didnt shave their non existent beard) i thought my beard looked natural so i didn't shave it and it was quite visible and yet people ever only commented on my legs.

what pisses me off is that i liked myself w/ a beard and i caved into the pressure and shaved it.

btw what PCOS gave me:

-longer periods (PB: 15days)

-my periods come every 30+ (one week variable)

- when they skip a month its oftentimes near a month where i will have more than 7 days of period

-body hair in the lumbar, chest, and head area

-idk if i had normal acne or pcos acne but thats a symptom 2

-IT CAN CAUSE TYPE 2 DIABETES ( I dont have that yet, but im at risk tbh)

-i hope infertility (common side effect)

[alienace]

the female urge to be perceived as an active threat

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

pssst, you can say no. you can change your mind. you can withdraw your consent. you can disappoint someone and still be okay.

[depsidase]

[alienace]

i don't think you need to be a sheep all the time, you can be independent!! you have to think for yourself!! thats good don't be a sheep!!

Unless you are in a new place with unknown rules and a different language!

if you dont follow the masses you lose every right to be mad. we have rules you gotta follow if you dont know them follow those who do.

[alienace]

i dedicate this to whoever goes up to minimum wage cashiers and gets mad bc they dont have change at 10:40pm on a sunday. if i had a nickle for every time it happened I'd have two nickes, which worries me greatly

the ideal:

"it is our mission to carry change,

you are so right, oh customer.

do you have a card?

now stop whining and pay up"