assortment of sentence starters
brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server.
change pronouns as needed.
❛ something blasphemous is about to happen in this starbucks. ❜
❛ typical poltergeist, fucking peeing everywhere. ❜
❛ i just stepped in ghost piss, i wanna go home. ❜
❛ i do have a death wish, but not by your hands. ❜
❛ it’s an oompa loompa, so it’s weapon of choice is probably a gun. ❜
❛ spit on me, ghost daddy. ❜
❛ i just want ancient vampires to suck on my blood and murder me. ❜
❛ two bags of potato chips and gas station hot dog are probably worth more than you are. ❜
❛ would mothman lay eggs or give live birth? ❜
❛ ah yes, ummm, those are ghosts. ❜
❛ the party don’t start until i walk in to ruin it. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, did i just wake up to discover that you disappeared for 24 hours because you were high? ❜
❛ i want to go to a haunted park. ❜
❛ i want to make a haunted park. ❜
❛ i live in the swirly slide at the park. ❜
❛ let he who has not been dead cast the first stone. ❜
❛ i never want to be one of those victims that a true crime podcast would talk about. ❜
❛ i’m going to need everyone to stop hitting on demons. ❜
❛ start the day off fresh by expelling your old and useless blood. ❜
❛ haunted by the ghost of the cow from which the beef patty was made. ❜
❛ is there anything more depressing than 32 uneaten pieces of webkinz birthday cake? ❜
❛ you go to denny’s because it’s four in the morning and you’re having an existential crisis and only the eerie timelessness of an empty denny’s can help you stop dissociating. ❜
❛ he’ll skin you alive with a dull knife, but he also bakes muffins, and plays chess, and catches spiders with a cup and sheet of paper. ❜
❛ tony the tiger took my social security number. ❜
❛ and a haunted house will always have a rattling in its lungs. ❜
❛ whatever the opposite of a celebrity crush is, that’s what zak bagans is to me. ❜
❛ it’s just a wittle killer clown. ❜
❛ i’m gonna stab you with my fun knife. ❜
❛ i’m not your jiminy cricket, i’m just your yes girl. ❜
❛ your teeth will never be clean of the blood i’ve seen you lick. ❜
❛ no, it’s okay, we commit arson more than you think. ❜