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y'all i need you to know that reading some of your tags on my angstier posts fills me with such joy

[blackcatrph]

send ' no, don't leave me... ' for the senders muse to die in the receivers arms. + reverse for the receivers muse to die in the senders arms.

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»   ━━  BARBIE  BIG  CITY  BIG  DREAMS  :  LYRIC  STARTERS.

lyrics  taken  from  the  barbie  big  city  big  dreams  animation.  please  alter  any  pronouns  when  sending  if  needed.

“ i love the concrete jungle. ”

“ i’m a beach girl. ”

“ together we’re the best of both possible worlds. ”

“ our duo’s so dynamic. ”

“ like fire and rain, together we can set it off and make a big bang. ”

“ hey universe, look who’s coming at you. ”

“ for the first time i found my perfect match. ”

“ how did we ever survive before us ? ”

“ all i need now in my life is more us. ”

“ it’s like we’re meant to be, like destiny, so right. ”

“ i just go with the flow. ”

“ i plan out every day. ”

“ our master plan will lead us straight to broadway. ”

“ put respect on this groove. ”

“ through thick and thin. ”

“ we’ve got the brightest future. ”

“ where’ve you been? because i wish i’d met you sooner. ”

 “ look and learn. ”

“ feel the burn. ”

“ just try harder. ”

“ this is tough. ”

“ tighten up. ”

“ my spirit is deflating. ”

“ my fear’s inflating. ”

“ this school is calling my bluff. ”

“ hope i have the right stuff. ”

“ remember how to be brave. ”

“ can i get out of my head ? ”

“ grind on my mind. ”

“ work it double time. ”

“ never fall a step behind. ”

“ this is what you wanted. ”

“ don’t be daunted. ”

“ just be patient and relax, cut yourself some slack. ”

“ why am i the only one who keeps scrambling and face planting ? ”

“ this is draining. ”

“ stop complaining. ”

“ i know it’s worth the trouble. ”

“ did everyone see ? ”

“ of course they saw. ”

“ pull yourself together. ”

“ practice until it’s perfect. ”

“ plant your feet. ”

“ use your core. ”

“ keep the beat. ”

“ get off the floor. ”

“ how can you even show your face ? ”

“ i’m losing my mind. ”

“ i flew in on cloud nine. ”

“ made a new best friend. ”

“ there wasn’t a question that everything would work out perfectly. ”

“ spoke too soon. ”

“ worst in the room, like a total crash landing. ”

“ i’m not going to let that keep me down. ”

“ it’s all about those good vibes. ”

“ take a look at me, so on pointe and savvy. ”

“ the whole world at my feet. ”

“ didn’t know what fear meant. ”

“ guess i’m not immune to the laws of gravity. ”

“ crutches won’t be keeping me earthbound. ”

“ is the glass half full or half empty ? ”

“ let the positivity take over. ”

“ como se dice ? let me put it this way. ”

“ chequen esto, chicas, mi visión loca. ”

“ my imagination soars. ”

“ got to spread my wings and get to higher ground. ”

“ back here again, losing a friend. ”

“ i thought i was strong, but i’m reeling. ”

“ this time felt different, our connection was instant. ”

“ that was pure magical thinking. ”

“ just move on from the pain. ”

“ soon it’ll fade like a memory. ”

“ you’ll start over again. ”

“ evolving from this fateful origin story. ”

“ a chariot streaks across the sky so majestically. ”

“ two girls on an odyssey in the city that never sleeps. ”

“ riding high on a merry go round of modern mythology. ”

“ discovered a new part of me in a fated friend. ”

“ i knew finding you would be an epic journey with no end. ”

“ you can’t see shooting stars in the city of marquee lights. ”

“ fate brough us together then tore us apart. ”

“ i wish i could go back and restart. ”

“ i’ll race across the sky to a work where dreams and friendships aren’t destined to collide. ”

“ stranded on this lonely island. ”

“ great beginnings don’t get happy endings. ”

“ glorious mythologies can slip out of your reach. ”

“ in reality, best friends leave. ”

“ you’re my fiercest competition. ”

“ we’re best friends, no contradiction. ”

“ never let jealousy get in our way. ”

“ help each other up. ”

“ you set the bar, i’ll raise it. ”

“ you won’t catch me holding back. ”

“ why should our drive divide us ? ”

“ let’s let our strength unite us. ”

“ i’ve still got your back. ”

“ see you at the finish line. ”

“ when you need the strength to clear it, i’m gonna be there cheering. ”

“ i’m never leaving you behind. ”

“ if you stumble, just keep your fight on. ”

“ follow my voice to my arms. ”

“ we’re going hard and we’re going together. ”

“ we know what we want. ”

“ we’re giving up never. ”

“ we were born to show the world just who the boss is. ”

“ stopping more traffic than midtown rush hour. ”

“ you know we’re doing it right. ”

“ lean on my shoulder. ”

“ we’ve got each other, that’s the way it’ll always be. ”

“ bank on our future, it’s gold. ”

“ we’ll wake up with our names in lights. ”

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»  ━━  WILLOW  (2022)  QUOTES  :  EPISODE  ONE  :  THE  GALES.  PART  TWO.

quotes  taken  from  the  2022  series  “willow”.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“How’s the party?”

“You should see the prince, he’s a mouse.”

“We both know how fond i am of our little chats, but unless it’s to bring me a slice of cake, why are you down here?”

“Maybe it’s because you want me to tell you not to force your child into a loveless marriage?”

“You know I don't have a choice.”

“Everything I've done, I've done to protect the people I love. It costs a lot. I’m tired.”

“How long can you keep it up?”

“Maybe I'm overreacting. It doesn’t mean that our life has to change…”

“I’ve been accepted to train with the shining legion. To become a Knight.” 

“They’ve made an exception. It’s their first ever, actually.” 

“I wanted to tell you before, but I didn't know how to…”

“So. We’re getting married. That’s weird, right?”

“Why? You don’t even know me.”

“I am grateful for the opportunity to serve the realm.”

“I am getting acquainted with my betrothed here, but you can go wherever you want, as you’ve made abundantly clear.”

“Have you ever heard the story of Taramis?”

“She was, like, by all accounts, like, the most gorgeous woman that ever lived.”

“Make yourself useful.”

“What? Scared you might blind my pretty twin brother?”

“I’m worried about that..”

“You embarrassed the prince.” 

“You showed everyone in that room who you are, a petulant child who needs to grow up.”

“I’m a prisoner, sentenced to a life I didn’t even choose!”

“No one chooses their life.”

“It’s fine. Everything’s fine. I spoke to the prince.”

“He’s not actually such a terrible guy if you get to know him.”

“I think you should stick to chasing girls rather than sticking your nose in matters that you are incapable of understanding and are not your concern!”

“What do you think you’re doing?”

“Huh? Oh, are you going to beat me up? Because I’m a little tired.”

“I didn’t ask for your help.”

“No. But you’re going to get it anyway because you’re my sister and I love you. Despite your winning personality.”

“Everybody loves you because you’re so charming and fun, as long as they don’t expect anything from you. The moment that they do, you’ll just leave.”

“Just like dad did.”

“I’m not him. I’m not going anywhere.”

“I think it’s best we stop seeing each other.”

“Seeing you with them just… made me crazy! Made me mad.”

“I was so distracted, I… I burned my muffins.”

“I never burn anything, ever!”

“I suddenly realised, how can I expect you, the prince, to commit to me, muffin girl, when you’ve countesses and trollops shamelessly throwing themselves at you!”

“What if i did? What if I was ready to commit?”

“It’s not the greatest marriage proposal, in fact, it might be the worst. But what if… what if it was better?”

“That's definitely something we can discuss.”

“You scared the blummins out of me!”

“I’m leaving. I came to say goodbye.”

“I know you’re upset…”

“I’m thinking clearly, for the first time in my life…”

“I’m looking for something, and it’s not here. It’s out there.”

“You’re going to be a great knight, but I’ll still kick your ass.”

“It’s a symbol of my commitment to you, just until I can get something more real.”

“You could just look at me, just like that, for the rest of my life.”

“You know there’s nothing brave about running away…”

“I’m always… relatively careful.”

“Let our love be your strength!”

“Right. Definitely gonna do that…”

“We’re under siege.”

“Fellas, fetch my cleaver.” 

“Would it be too much to ask you not to do anything stupid?”

“Oh, man. I'm sorry. I thought you were gonna let go of her.”

“He was just behind me, fighting that witch.”

“They took him. I think… he’s what they came for.”

“False. Patently false.”

“I was concerned for the welfare of the animals. Is it a crime to care, huh? To feel?!”

“You’re just the leader this expedition needs.”

“Where the Princess goes, I go.”

“You know, I think we’re good, fellowship-wise.”

“You’d let your bride-to-be travel beyond the barrier without you?”

“It’s not ideal, but I'd learn to live with it.”

“Terrific. All the sorcerers are gone.”

“The last thing he said to me was that he would never leave me and when he said it, I… I didn’t care.”

“Just be careful. We have enemies without and within.”

“A knight is defined not by skill in battle, but by the oaths they keep.”

“The fate of Tir Asleen may well rest on whether you succeed or fail.”

“I won’t fail.”

“I won’t let anything happen to her.”

“She’ll need you to be sensible when she’s rash.”

“I’m counting on you as I would any knight.”

“Don’t worry. There’s plenty of stuff I’ve done that you haven’t.”

“I think someone’s following us.”

“You know, that’s what I thought. Then I realised you’d have to be daft to follow us, considering we’re all going to die.”

“Wait, you think we’re going to die?”

“I wish someone had told me that. I’m really scared of dying. That and communal bathing..”

“Hey, they’re coming. Get down.”

“You think I’m a fool, fine, I don’t care. What we have comes around once, maybe, if you’re lucky.”

“Have you ever been in a fight?”

“You mean like, verbally?”

“I mean like, defending yourself against someone who wants to hurt you.”

“I can do other stuff, whatever you need! Tend to horses… Somebody’s gotta cook, right?”

“Are you any good?”

“I’m phenomenal.” 

“So, what can you cook out here?”

“Seriously? You brought a flute?”

“Yeah, was that not a good idea?”

“My nan believed that music was a balm for the soul…”

“This is not some jaunt or your chance to see the world. It’s dangerous.”

“Well, you’re all so naive, it’s adorable.”

“You’ve never known pain, fear, hunger.”

“Out there it won’t matter who your parents are, or what you think you deserve. The world is bigger than you could possibly imagine, it doesn’t give a damn about any of you.”

“I know this is a silly question, but what is the barrier exactly?”

“It’s a force field, forged by Raziel and Cherlindrea to protect the realm. It was a refuge for those who wanted a life that was more than just survival.”

“I was the only one who survived.” 

“That what you really think or what you wanna believe?”

“Why would I want to believe that he chose her instead of us?”

“Sometimes it’s easier to hate them.”

“One night of sleeping on the hard ground will cure anyone of their romantic fantasies.”

“Got to admire her persistence.” 

“She’s going to get herself killed!”

“You’re not the boss of me, Princess! Not out here!”

“I like her. We should keep her.”

“Enough. We don’t have time for your bickering.”

“I don’t care if you like each other, we’re all in this together now.”

“Out here, in the world beyond, if you’re not vigilant at each moment, you will not survive.”

“This is exactly why you can’t come with us.”

“Why are you riding so slow? We’re being chased!”

“That’s not me, mate! You’re thinking of someone else!”

“I've never seen horses do that. What is Hsu-Gala?”

“It's an ancient Angorian word. It means, "Stop."”

“I wanted to say, I'm sorry, for the way I behaved. I was very childish.”

“I can understand not wanting to marry someone that you barely know. I wasn’t happy about it either.”

“You’re a very pretty person.”

“I just think you should be in love with someone before you commit to spending the rest of your life with them, right?”

“What about our responsibility to unite the realm?”

“One day you and I are gonna be in charge, and when that day come, we don’t have to do things the way our parents did.”

“Oh, Daikinis. Terrific. Just what I need.”

“What happened here?”

“Plenty. And if you’re not careful, it’ll happen to you too.”

“I’m out of the sorcery business now.”

“I’ve retired. So jog on.”

“My mother told me that once long ago, you stood together against the forces of evil and defeated them.”

“The world needs you again. It needs your magic.”

“It’s okay. She is who she claims to be. I read her mind.”

“Had you there, didn’t I? I didn’t read your mind.”

“You remind me of your mother.”

“Your brother’s alive.”

“I'm sorry, did you say, "beyond the Shattered Sea "?"

“I've travelled all across the world, met some real magical marvins, but I never met anyone who crossed the Shattered Sea. That's where all the maps end.”

“And that's where we must go. Beyond the edge of our world, into the unknown.”

“You shouldn’t be here, but it’s so good to see you.”

“No, you’ve made a mistake. I’m not… I’m nobody.”

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»  ━━  WILLOW  (2022)  QUOTES  :  EPISODE  ONE  :  THE  GALES.  PART  ONE.

quotes  taken  from  the  2022  series  “willow”.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“In a time of dread, a child was born destined to save our world.”

“___ was a man of pure heart and unfailing courage.” 

“An impossibly conceited thief, liar and rogue.” 

“What can I say? I was young.”

“We thought the war was over.”

“___ had a vision.”

“An ancient evil will rise again and destroy the future empress.”

“Her end would herald a new dark age.” 

“It was the only way I could protect her.”

“I almost had you.”

“Don’t beat yourself up about it.”

“You know, there’s skill, then there’s talent. I just happen to have them both.”

“Along with a generous amount of arrogance.” 

“Who knows? In a few years you might beat me.”

“I would have beaten you if it wasn’t for that loose rock.”

“It’s not about mastering the moves, it’s about adapting to your terrain.”

“And i’m just better at that than you.” 

“ Yeah, superior in every way, your highness.”

“Tell me you don’t still think about that, going beyond the barrier, having these wild adventures like… we’ve always talked about.”

“I bring word from the queen.”

“Are we under siege?”

“You need to get dressed for dinner.”

“I take it my brother’s been called on too, to scrub behind his ears?”

“The prince, I believe, is hunting in the western woods.”

“Hunting? I wonder who he’s hunting today.”

“Was that too much?”

“You’re trembling…”

“You just have this effect on me, it’s just like nothing i’ve ever experienced before..”

“I didn’t think you felt that way about me.”

“You’ve got a bit of a reputation.”

“If you heard the things they say about you, things i know aren’t true.”

“Some of them might be true…” 

“That was before! I’m not that guy anymore!”

“___ i love you…”

“Excellent scowling.” 

“Trudging across the western reach looking for you, just how i’d hoped to spend the afternoon.”

“I do what I can for my friends.”

“The king, with a great host, was seen riding into the Vale.”

“And what do we suppose she means by ‘presentable’?”

“Well, I suppose not covered in dirt and grass.”

“Ah, well, she’s so particular.” 

“You know you’re coming tonight, right?”

“You know how I feel about gowns and wearing them.”

“You’re gonna have to suck it up because I’m not gonna be able to survive this thing without you.”

“What did you want to tell me?”

“We can talk about it later.”

“You saw nothing.”

“I saw everything.”

“That’s the kitchen maid, right? That makes those buttered muffins everybody always talks about?”

“I happen to be a great admirer of her muffins!”

“I’m concerned about what she’s going to put in those muffins when you inevitably break her heart!”

“I’m not going to break her heart.”

“Please. You’re going to lose interest and move onto the next. It’s like the one way you’re totally consistent.” 

“She has this ineffable human quality about her soul.”

“You don’t know her name?”

“I know her name!”

“Why do you look like you’ve been rolling around in grass?”

“Training. Tourneys and such.”

“What's that on your neck?”

“Oh! I got bit by a fire moth, which was strange…”

“I don’t like you playing on those rocks. It’s dangerous.”

“Playing? We were actually training!”

“I’ve had them draw you a bath.”

“I’ve laid out a gown for you to wear.”

“You’re picking out my clothes now?”

“What am I, six years old?”

“When you neglect your responsibilities for your hobbies, you leave me no choice.”

“This is what you’ve always wanted, what you’ve worked for, harder than anyone i’ve known.”

“If they’re really your friend, they’ll be happy for you.”

“They’ll feel like I'm abandoning them when they need me the most. Because I am.”

“There were two, but one of them fell out of a tree.”

“I have to marry that one.”

“Have you spoken to him?”

“I curtsied, like a real lady.”

“He sort of grunted and shuffled his feet, like a real… winner…”

“You were saying, skirmishes in the west, beyond the barrier?”

“Nothing to worry yourself about.”

“Except I've heard similar reports from the north. Settlements torched and abandoned. What if it’s something else?”

“Nonsense. Nothing gets through the Barrier, ever.”

“I do pretty much everything around here.”

“I cook, I clean, I heal the sick. I actually made the wine.”

“You know, they say you’re quite the swordsman too.”

“Pfft. Definitely not the best… Second best.”

“My dad, he was great…”

“You’re supposed to be watching the ovens, not gawking at the high borns!”

“Think that countess is pretty? The one with the lips and the face?”

“Oh, don’t be obvious!” 

[blackcatrph]

send  “  who  did  this  to  you  ?  ”  for  the  sender  to  find  the  receiver  injured  and  demand  to  know  who  did  it.

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»  ━━  UNHINGED  DISCORD  SERVER  SENTENCE  STARTERS  PART  TWO.

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“  is this what internet edging feels like  ?  ”

“  on  my  way  to  farm  your  dad  i  gues.  ”

“  gimme  those  long  handles,  daddy.  ”

“  blood  cum  tastes  like  peaches  ?  ”

“  i  love  crusty  men.  ”

“  lick  my  mind  grapes  baby.  ”

“  you’re  going  to  peg  [ name ]  with  eel  tentacles  ?  ”

“  fold  her  like  a  pizza  and  try  her  chocolate  escalator  i  guess.  ”

“  i  don’t  want  to  see  jizzing  bread.  ”

“  i  was  sobbing  from  my  vagina.  ”

“  let  me  go  find  a  man  to  suck  me.  ”

“  i’ll ear  you  good.  ”

“  i’ll  live  in  a  tank  for  him.  ”

“  i’m  laughing  so  hard  i’m  on  vibrate  mode.  ”

“  i  lost  my  lamps.  ”

“  you  deserve  slaps.  ”

“  oh  good  !  you  finished  !  ”

“  wow,  suddenly  i’m  straight  !  ”

“  all  roads  lead  to  cannibalism.  ”

“  i  can’t  believe  you’re  writing  mario  smut.  ”

“  pegging  with  knives  !  ”

“  so  the  lion  fell  in  love  with  the  limb.  ”

“  i  don’t  want  mouldy  cock.  ”

“  i  can’t  believe  [ name ]  caught  us  in  the  act.  ”

“  i’d  sin  for  you.  ”

“  lighting  mcqueen  revs  my  gears..”

“  [ name ]  puts  the  cream  in  scream.  ”

“  suck  on  my  tears  baby.  ”

“  yeah  naturally  i’m  straight  for  adam  driver  and  his  toe  sucking.  ”

“  i  just  thought  it  was  funny  to  make  rat  dong  jokes.  ”

“  i’ll  lob  your  ham.  ”

“  you’re  the  fakest  lesbian.  ”

“  i’ve  had  better  dick.  ”

“  because  you’re  tasty.  ”

“  wow  what  a  hot  kneecap.  ”

“  i  too  love  huffing.  ”

“  i  would  like  you’re  opinion  on  my  hot  dog,  please.  ”

“  a  little  hard  to  ignore  when  you’re  airing  it  out  in  public.  ”

“  happy  ding  dong.  ”

“  get  your  elf  kink  out  of  here.  ”

“  get  that  green  goo  off  me.  ”

“  does  you  hand  eat  ?  ”

“  i  can’t  yak  this  [ name ]  !  ”

“  he  looks  like  he's  look  to  break  into  the  porn  industry.  ”

“  don’t  pretend  you  don’t  love  a  gentle  oinking.  ”

“  i’m  actually  dad.  ”

“  clouds  are  gay  pirates.  ”

“  there’s  something  about  you  lately  making  me  want  to  put  my  feet  in  your  mouth.  ”

“  are  we  ready,  emoji  fuckers  ?  ”

“  i  will  be  making  my  own  lore  up  about  god  and  jesus  !  ”

“  the  jello  had  a  great  time.  ”

“  go  low  for  me  baby.  ”

“  what  that  tongue  do  ?  ”

“  help  i  thought  that  skull  was  a  soccer  ball ...  ”

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»  ━━  SABRINA CARPENTER ‘ EMAILS I CAN’T SEND ’ SENTENCE MEMES.

lyrics  pulled  from  sabrina  carpenter’s  album  ‘  emails  i  can’t  send.  ’  please  amend  pronouns  where  necessary.  nsfw  content  present. 

EMAILS  I  CAN’T  SEND.

“  it’s  times  like  these  i  wish  i  had  a  time  machine.  ”

“  were  you  really  sleeping  ?  ”

“  were  you  lying  to  me  and  the  family  ?  ”

“  there’s  no  us  in  us  when  i’m  lacking  trust.  ”

“  you  want  to  discuss  ?  ”

“  you  disgust  me.  ”

“  don’t  make  me  cuss  you  out.  ”

“  why  did  you  let  me  down  ?  ”

“  don’t  say  sorry  now.  ”

“  thanks  to  you,  i  can’t  love  right.  ”

“  i  get  nice  guys  and  villainise  them.  ”

“  i  read  their  texts  like  they’re  having  sex  right  now.  ”

“  i’m  scared  i’ll  find  out  that  it’s  true.  ”

“  i  blame  you  for  every  worst  i  assume.  ”

“  don’t  think  i’ll  find  forgiveness  as  fast  as  mom  did.  ”

“  god  i  love  you,  but  you’re  such  a  dipshit.  ”

“  you  were  all  i  looked  up  to,  now  i  can’t  even  look  at  you.  ”

VICIOUS.

"  it  was  dressed  up  in  heated  emotion.  ”

“  i  tried  to  look  for  the  best  in  the  worst.  ”

“  fuck  me,  that  caused  a  commotion.  ”

“  you’re  lucky  i’m  a  private  person.  ”

“  i’ve  quietly  carried  your  burden.  ”

“  everyone  thinks  you’re  an  angel  but  shit,  i  would  probably  use  different  wording.  ”

“  you’re  so  vicious.  ”

“  love  me  and  then  pretend  you  didn’t.  ”

“  crush  my  heart  and  wreck  my  image.  ”

“  why  you  gotta  be  so  vicious  ?  ”

“  you  just  run  to  whoever  is  winning.  ”

“  you  said  it  was  me  and  you  for  life  and  now  you’re  kinda  acting  like  i  died.  ”

“  you  don’t  feel  remorse.  you  don’t  feel  the  effects.  ”

“  you  don’t  think  you  hurt  me  if  you  wish  me  the  best.  ”

“  i  should  have  known  all  along  i  was  only  the  next  one  to  take  your  love  songs  as  a  promise.  ”

“  i  loved  you,  but  i  wish  i  didn’t.  ”

READ  YOUR  MIND.

“  i  can’t  read  your  mind.  ” 

“  you  say  that  you  need  to  be  alone,  but  night  and  day  you  want  me  at  your  beck  and  call.  ”

“  you  say  you  know  that  you  might  be  crossing  a  line..  ”

“  to  think  we  could  ever  be  casual.  ”

“  you’re  not  my  friend.  ”

“  why  the  fuss  ?  if  you  say  you  wanna  be  mine  ?  ”

“  tell  me,  what’s  going  to  happen  when  it’s  you  and  me  in  a  room  but  you  know  you  can’t  have  it  ?  ”

“  did  i  get  the  message  in  the  way  you  intended  ?  ”

“  tell  me  that  you  need  me  in  your  life.  ”

BECAUSE  I  LIKED  A  BOY.

“  you  showed  up  with  a  boombox.  ”

“  who  knew  cuddling  on  trampolines  could  be  so  reckless  ?  ”

“  we  bonded  over  black  eyed  peas  and  complicated  exes.  ”

“  it  was  all  so  innocent.  ”

“  now  i’m  a  homewrecker,  i’m  a  slut.  ”

“  i’ve  got  death  threats  filling  up  semitrucks.  ”

“  tell  me  who  i  am.  ”

“  guess  i  don’t  have  a  choice.  ”

“  i’m  the  hot  topic  on  your  tongue.  ”

“  i’m  a  rebound  getting  around  stealing  from  the  young.  ”

“  everything’s  derailing.  ”

“  i  was  only  trying  to  hold  you  close.  ”

“  you  said  i’m  too  late  to  be  your  first  love  but  i’ll  always  be  your  favourite.  ”

“  and  all  of  this  for  what  ?  ”

“  when  everything  went  down,  we’d  already  broken  up  !  ”

ALREADY  OVER.

“  we’ve  been  talking  for  hours  about  how  we  shouldn’t  talk  for  hours  on  end.  ”

“  we’d  probably  be  better  off  as  friends.  ”

“  same  time  here  next  weekend  ?  ”

“  say  we  won’t  do  this  again.  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  close  the  door  when  i  still  need  the  closure ?  ”

“  how  am  i  supposed  to  leave  you  now  ?  ”

“  selfishly,  i  don’t  want  to  give  you  time  to  be  on  someone  else’s  lips.  ”

“  after  the  aftermath,  i  know  you’ll  be  coming  back.  ”

HOW  MANY  THINGS.

“  there’s  no  hiding  from  the  thought  of  us.  ”

“  i  got  ways  to  find  you  anywhere.  ”

“  i  consider  you,  i’m  not  trying  to.  ”

“  it  doesn’t  matter  whether  or  not  i  want  to,  i  can’t  help  it.  ”

“  it’s  a  habit.  ”

“  your  corner  in  my  mind  is  well  established.  ”

“  i  wonder  how  many  things  you  think  about  before  you  get  to  me.  ”

“  i  feel  myself  falling  further  down  your  priorities.  ”

“  i  still  make  excuses  for  you  constantly.  ”

“  remember  when  you  left  once  ?  that  never  made  too  much  sense  to  me.  ”

“  it  hurt  you  so  bad  hurting  me.  ”

“  you  really  came  to  me  for  sympathy.  ”

“  am  i  not  even  a  second  thought  ?  ”

BET  U  WANNA.

“  you  told  me  i’m  your  only.  ”

“  it’s  all  unfolding  babe.  ”

“  didn’t  think  about  it  when  you  let  me  down.  ”

“  hurts  to  see  me  out  of  your  reach.  ”

“  bet  you  want  to  love  me  now.  ”

“  that’s  right,  feel  the  way  it  feels  when  you  don’t  have  control.  ”

“  is  it  feeding  all  your  fears  ?  ”

“  i  bet  you  hate  the  way  that  you  said  goodbye,  and  you  can’t  even  tell  me  why.  ”

“  i  hate  the  way  that  you  left  me  dry.  ”

“  i’ll  keep  that  between  you  and  i.  ”

NONSENSE.

“  i  might  change  your  contact  to  ‘don’t  leave  me  alone’.  ”

“  you  said  you  like  my  eyes  and  you  like  to  make  them  roll.  ”

“  treat  me  like  a  queen.  ”

“  now  you’ve  got  me  thrown.  ”

“  i  can’t  help  myself  when  you  get  close  to  me.  ”

“  i  don’t  want  no  one  else.  ”

“  here’s  a  lil  song  i  wrote,  it’s  about  you  and  me.  ”

“  i’ll  be  honest,  looking  at  you  got  me  thinking  nonsense.  ”

“  when  you’ve  got  your  arms  around  me,  it  feels  so  good.  ”

“  i  can’t  find  my  chill,  i  must  have  lost  it.  ”

FAST  TIMES.

“  sky  looks  so  purple  i  can  taste  it.  ”

“  what  the  fuck  is  patience  ?  ”

“  give  me  a  second  to  forget  i  ever  really  meant  it.  ”

“  my  feelings  used  to  be  serrated.  ”

“  you  speak  in  such  a  perfect  cadence.  ”

BAD  FOR  BUSINESS.

“  he’s  good  for  my  heart,  but  he’s  bad  for  business.  ”

“  he  tears  me  apart  when  he  grants  my  wishes.  ”

“  all  my  friends  think  i’ve  gone  crazy.  ”

“  we  look  good  in  photographs.  ”

“  i  like  the  way  you  like  to  laugh  at  dirty  jokes.  ”

“  i’ve  never  been  so  glad  to  be  so  tired.  ”

“  i’m  mad  for  you.  ”

“  it’s  sad  but  it’s  true.  ”

“  if  i’m  just  writing  happy  songs,  will  anybody  sing  along ?  ”

“  you  had  to  go  and  break  into  my  head.  ” 

“  i  would  try  to  fight  these  feelings  but  i  can’t  find  a  single  reason.  ”

“  i’d  make  all  the  same  mistakes  again.  ”

“  he’s  good,  it’s  bad.  the  best  i’ve  ever  had.  ”

“  i  know  that  everyone  sees  that  he’ll  be  the  death  of  me.  ”

DECODE.

“  you’re  good  at  the  falling,  not  the  staying  there.  ”

“  you’re  good  at  the  giving  too  much  and  then  getting  scared.  ”

“  you’re  good  at  impersonating  someone  who  cares.  ”

“  you  had  me  for  a  minute  there.  ”

“  now  i  wonder  why  i  let  your  confusion  keep  me  up  at  night.  ”

“  i  reread  every  single  undertone  and  i  overanalyse  it.  ”

“  where  else  can  we  go  ?  ”

“  there’s  nothing  left  here  to  decode.  i’m  done  looking  for  signs.  ”

“  there’s  a  weight  off  my  shoulders  now  that  i  don’t  chase  you.  ”

“  did  that  emasculate  you  ?  ”

“  learning  from  you  that  i  can  walk  away  too.  ”

[blackcatrph]

»  ━━  UNHINGED  DISCORD  SERVER  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“  kittens are ... lesbians ?  ”

“  does anyone remember why i’m deep fried cock  ?  ”

“  i’ll dick you to death if you want.  ”

“  time is forks.  ”

“  do they think they'll accidently slip inside their pals butt or smth i dont get it.  ”

“  no kink shaming only kink asking why.  ” 

“  what happened to all the lube in this server.  ”

“  god why's it that deep anyway.  ”

“  mom come get me the brits are scaring me again.  ”

“  I feel like it'd piss him off if I got something dick flavoured.  ”

“  i accidentally called my cat mom and then accidentally called my cat a milf.  ”

“  golden showers for daddy.  ”

“  i woof at you real good.  ”

“  i was going to say ‘ aren’t you going to woof for your daddy’.  ”

“  i dropped my phone because it was making my butt hurt.  ”

“  and today i walk into private spicy dick.  ”

“  mamma mia, i am moist again.  ”

“  maybe i want to cream my muffin.  ”

“  when did you get rid of the lube?  ”

“  my noses are much more supportive than my parents.  ”

“  i don’t stop coming for 10 hours.  ”

“  penetration on the first date.  ”

“  i love the wet place.  ”

“  do you often eat monkey anus?  ”

“  imagine being moo’d at by catherine tate.  ”

“  well well well, if it isn’t a conversation i have no recollection of seeing.  ”

“  her wolf form is hot.  ”

“  i don’t kink shame. clearly, as i am a furry.  ”

“  they’re weak and will not survive the winter.  ”

“  i once had a potato salad that tasted the way horses smell.  ”

“  ah yes, lube up some wheat for free serotonin.  ”

“  do you not like dong oil ?  ”

“  good morning, would you rather be vored or cannibalised  ?  ”

“  woofing or pegging or woofing while pegging ?  ”

“  please don’t use lick and moan so close together.  ”

“  sinning ? in my good christian metacrisis brainmeld ?  ”

“  woof woof daddy.  ”

“  i cause chaos by pegging gay america.  ”

“  the vapour rub made him a vapour sub.  ”

“  drop a bare ass, fuck your ankle a bit, cause some chaos.  ”

“  i prefer the idea of getting a boner over a broken leg...  ”

“  a lot of hand jobs for sperm donations...  ”

“  i’ve got the milf.  ”

“  lick warm fluffy dicks.  ”

“  yes  daddy  pig.  ”

“  oh I thought u were on about the adam driver golden showers...  ” 

[blackcatrph]

send 💥to slap my muse.

[blackcatrph]

»  ━━  𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒.

lyrics  pulled  from  joshua  bassett’s  trilogy  of  songs.  please  amend  wording  or  pronouns  where  necessary.

𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐒.

“  my label said to never waste a crisis.  ”

“  here i am, guitar in hand.  ”

“  honestly, i didn’t want to write this.  ”

“  if you get to tell your truth then so do i.  ”

“  it’s cool if you want me to play the bad guy.  ”

“  don’t you dare act like i didn’t love you.  ”

“  don’t go thinking that i didn’t hurt too.  ”

“  don’t you ever wonder if i’m okay after all you put me through ?  ”

“  half the shit you’re saying is only half true.  ”

“  you’re messing with my life as a career move.  ”

“  i can’t help but wonder why you won’t make it end.  ”

“  i guess you would never dare to waste a crisis.  ”

“  what the hell am i supposed to do with that ?  ”

“  i wish that i could open my eyes and the nightmare be over.  ”

“  keep fanning the fire for the headlines.  ”

“  weren’t you the one who left in the first place ?  ”

“  weren’t you the one who called things off ?  ”

“  was it an act to love me ?  ”

“  was it an act to hate me ?  ”

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓.

“  i pulled into your driveway again.  ”

“  we kissed, but it felt different.  ”

“  i should have seen it coming then.  ”

“  you swore that you only had a crush.  ”

“  you told me that you would cut him off.  ”

“  my friends all warned me i should run for the hills, but i defended you still.  ”

“  because i knew rumours could kill.  ”

“  your secret is safe with me.  ”

“  oh you don’t even know i know.  ”

“  don’t worry because i’m keeping my mouth closed.  ”

“  how could you be so cold ?  ”

“   i really hope you had your fun.  ”

“  good for you fooling everyone.  ”

“  you had me tricked for sixteen months.  ”

“  your smoke and mirrors had me hypnotized.  ”

“  i heard the truth last night.  ”

“  when  your woe is me stops working, i bet your songs won’t sound the same.  ”

“  the truth you can’t dent, it changed everything.  ”

“  you can’t hide behind what’s clear as dare.  ” 

𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄.

“  i don’t know what i did to deserve all this.  ”

“  i don’t want to be rude or on the defensive.  ”

“  but i’ve been through it too.  ”

“  i know you feel used.  ”

“  i know you’ve been hurt.  ”

“  anything i did to make you feel worse, i’d take it back if i could.  ”

“  nothing i say will ease the pain.  ”

“  why must i hurt for you to feel okay ?  ”

“  you don’t get to take all of me.  ”

“  set me free.  ”

“  i don’t need your apology.  ”

“  i don’t recognise you, not anymore.  ”

“  you’re not the love that i fell for.  ”

“  i’ve been running away.  ”

“  i’ve been facing my fears.  ”

“  it’s been a fucking year.  ”

“  i’ve been doing my time, i’ve been working on me.  ”

“  i wasn’t sure i’d survive.  ”

“  i’ve never felt so weak.  ”

“  i hope you know i still care about you dearly.  ”

“  i’ve got to lock the door and throw away the key.  ”

“  i won’t never let you hurt me how you hurt me again.  ”

[blackcatrph]

» black  widow  movie  quotes.

PART  TWO.

“ move to the door on the south wall. ” “ just don’t make a scene. ” “ you made a scene, didn’t you? ” “ move your ass, super soldier. ” “ what are you doing? Are you kidding me? ” “ we’re both doing a really good job. ” “ this would be a cool way to die. ” “ why the aggression, huh? ” “ you don’t have to get so clinical and nasty. ” “ it means so much to me that you came back for me. ” “ can we throw him out the window now? ” “ i think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude. ” “ i swear, if I hear one more word from him, I will kick him in the face. ” “ what is with this tension? did I do something wrong? ” “ no one can match your efficiency, your ruthlessness. ” “ you both have killed so many people. ” “ you smell really bad. ” “ if you got soft, it wasn’t on my watch. ” “ i didn’t say anything. that’s not fair. ” “ you can’t defeat a man who commands the very will of others. ” “ you named a pig after me? ” “ the world functions on a higher level when it is controlled. ” “ our family was never real, so there’s nothing to hold on to. ”  “ please don’t say that. it was real. ” “ the best part of my life was fake. and none of you told me. ” “ i came in here because I didn’t want to talk. ” “ i wish I could believe that you cared. ” “ you were selected by a program that assessed the genetic potential in infants. ” “ i believe a bargain was struck, your family paid off. ” “ i’ve always found it best not to look into the past. ” “ tell me, how did you keep your heart? ” “ this is a much less cool way to die. ” “ you have a two-inch blade concealed in your beltline. ” “ is this your haunted past? ” “ you just sent away the one thing that would stop me from killing you. ” “ how are you controlling me? ” “ when was the last time that you had a conversation with somebody that wasn’t forced to talk to you? ” “ if I don’t tell you when to stop, then how will you know when to shut up? ” “ come on, think i can’t take a punch? ” “ you seem desperate to impress me. ” “ thank you for your cooperation. ” “ slight change of plan. i completely demolished one of the engines and we are going into a controlled crash. ” “ you get to make your own choices now. ” “ i am clearly injured. ” “ okay, well, if you’re leaving, then I guess you should take this. ” “ you came back for us? ” “ you ever not sleep? ” “ you see what i can get you with a bit of time and money? ” “ you’ve always been a really good friend to me. ” “ you’re not supposed to be bothering me on my holiday time. ” “ coming here makes you look desperate. ” “ i want a raise. ” “ i’ve got your next target. ” “ maybe you’d like a shot at the man responsible for your sister’s death. ”

[blackcatrph]

» black  widow  movie  quotes.

PART  ONE.

“ we’re both upside down. ” “ oh, come on, little one. Get up. You’re okay. ” “ your pain only makes you stronger. ” “ look! Forest stars. ” “ i want mac and cheese. ” “ oh, you want mac and cheese? Okay. Well, I want… caviar and champagne. ” “ green beans are my favourite vegetable. ” “ how long do we have? ” “ you remember when I told you that one day we would have that big adventure? ” “ guess what? I got Fruit Roll-Ups in the car. ” “ you’ve got blood on you. ” “ hold it steady, hold it steady. You’re gonna pull back at 55 knots. ” “ please, please, I beg you. No more undercover work. I wanna get back in the action.” “ never let them take your heart. ” “ did you get it? ” “ get away from her! Don’t touch her! ” “ don’t touch her! I will kill you all! ” “ you’re gonna need to hand me that gun. ” “ i don’t wanna go back there. ” “ you’re gonna take care of each other, okay? And everything, everything’s gonna be fine. ” “ the Red Room is your home now. ” “ all right. Stay alert. I’m sending in alpha squad. ” “ don’t do this. you’re embarrassing yourself. It looks desperate. ” “ you look like you could use some bed rest. ” “ you got no friends. Where you gonna go? ” “ i’ve lived a lot of lives before I met you. You shouldn’t have gone to all this trouble. I’m done. ” “ i have sights on collateral one. ” “ she’s on foot with the package. Stay high. I’m going to ground. ” “ oh, no. What did I do? ” “ you’re in my bed. ” “ i’m… I’m not even under the covers. ” “ got passports, entry visas, a couple of local driver’s licenses. Mix and match, you should be able to stretch it to 20 or so identities. ” “ what, are you 12? ” “ i hear things. You know, something about the Avengers getting divorced… ” “ it’s fine. I’m actually better on my own. ” “ you can tell me, you know. That’s the way the whole friends thing works. ” “ people who have friends don’t call me. ” “ you should know I’m a better shot when I’m pissed off. ” “ you’re not here for me. ”  “ why are you skulking about like it’s a minefield? ” “ so, we gonna talk like grown-ups? ” “ i’m not here trying to be your friend, but you need to tell me what that is. ” “ it’s a synthetic gas. The counteragent to chemical subjugation. The gas immunizes the brain’s neuropathways from external manipulation. ” “ where’s an Avenger when you need one? ” “ yeah, sure, “simple.” That’s what I’d call imploding a five-story building and then shooting it out with the Hungarian Special Forces. Took 10 days in hiding before we could even get out of Budapest. ” “ do you believe me now? ” “ you can’t just steal a guy’s car. ” “ so you want me to chase him down and un-steal it? ” “ you got a plan, or shall I just stay duck-and-cover? ” “ that’s a shit plan. ” “ put your seat belt on. ” “ you’re such a mom. ”  “ great plan. I love the part where I almost bled to death. ” “ the truth rarely makes sense when you omit key details. ” “ well, I doubt the god from space has to take an ibuprofen after a fight. ” “ where did you think I was all this time? ” “ you just didn’t want your baby sister to tag along, whilst you saved the world with the cool kids.” “ why do you always do that thing? ” “ the thing you do when you’re fighting. This thing that you do when you whip your hair when you’re fighting with the arm and the hair. And you do, like, a fighting pose.  It’s a fighting pose. ” “ you’re a total poser. ” “ i’m not a poser. ” “ it does look like you think everyone’s looking at you, like, all the time. ” “ i was trying to actually do something good to make up for all the pain and suffering that we caused. Trying to be more than just a trained killer. ” “ you were fooling yourself because pain and suffering is every day and we are both still a trained killer. ” “ i’m not the killer that little girls call their hero. ” “ to him, we are just things. Weapons with no face that he can just throw away. Because there is always more. And no one’s even looking for him. ” “ did you ever look for your parents? Your real ones? ” “ i never let myself be alone long enough to think about it. ” “ you’re going to give me some big hero speech, I can feel it. ” “ speeches aren’t really my thing. ” “ that sounds like a shitload of work. ” “ you know, this is the first piece of clothing I’ve ever bought for myself. ” “ is that like a… Is it army surplus, or… ” “ the point is, I’ve never… I’ve never had control over my own life before, and now I do. I want to do things. ” “ i like your vest. ” “ you can put so much stuff in there. You wouldn’t even know. ” “ we’re gonna need a jet. ” “ you know what you didn’t give me? Time. Or money. I’m not made of jets. ” “ i thought you were supposed to be the best. Like a real pro. ” “ was the free flat and lifetime supply of kissel not to your liking? ” “ don’t let her wind you up. ” “ no, I take exception to impugning my professionalism. ” “ aw, he’s sensitive. See why you keep him around. ” “ you know, you’re getting dangerously close to running out your tab. ” “ you’re a very annoying individual. ”

[blackcatrph]

** sour  sentence  starters.

brutal.

“  i think that i’ll die before i drink.  ”

“  i'm so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates you.  ”

“  i'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life.  ”

“  they'd all be so disappointed  because who am I if not exploited?  ”

“  where's my fuckin' teenage dream?  ”

“  if someone tells me one more time "enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry.  ”

“  i'm anxious and nothing can help.  ”

“  i wish I'd done this before.  ”

“  i wish people liked me more.  ”

“  all I did was try my best.  ”

“  this the kind of thanks I get?  ”

“  they say these are the golden years.  ”

“  i wish I could disappear.  ”

“  god, it's brutal out here.  ”

“  i feel like no one wants me.  ”

“  i only have two real friends.  ”

“  lately I'm a nervous wreck.  ”

“  i love people I don't like.  ”

“  i hate every song I write.  ”

“  i'm not cool, and I'm not smart.  ”

“  i can't even parallel park.  ”

“  got a broken ego, broken heart.  ”

“  i don't even know where to start.  ”

traitor.

“  brown guilty eyes and little white lies.  ”

“  i played dumb but I always knew.  ”

“  i kept quiet so I could keep you.  ”

“  ain't it funny how you ran to her the second that we called it quits?  ”

“  ain't it funny how you said you were friends?  ”

“  it sure as hell don't look like it.  ”

“  you betrayed me.  ”

“  i know that you'll never feel sorry for the way I hurt.  ”

“  loved you at your worst but that didn't matter.  ”

“  guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor.  ”

“  there's no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly.  ”

“  ain't it funny, all the twisted games, all the questions you used to avoid?  ”

“  remember I brought her up and you told me I was paranoid?  ”

“  i wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you.  ”

“  you gave me your word but that didn't matter.  ”

drivers  license. 

“  i got my driver's license last week.  ”

“  just like we always talked about.  ”

“  today I drove through the suburbs crying 'cause you weren't around.  ”

“  you're probably with that blonde girl.  ”

“  she's so much older than me.  ” 

“  she's everything I'm insecure about.  ”

“  how could I ever love someone else?   “

“  i know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one.  ”

“  i just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone.  ”

“  guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me.  ”

“  all my friends are tired of hearing how much I miss you.  ”

“  I kinda feel sorry for them because they'll never know you the way that I do.  ”

“  i still see your face in the white cars, front yards.  ”

“  can't drive past the places we used to go to because I still fuckin' love you.  ”

1  step  forward,  3  steps  back.

“  i called you on the phone today.  ”

“  all I did was speak normally.  ”

“  you got me fucked up in the head.  ”

“  like am I pretty? am I fun?  ”

“  i hate that I gave you power over that kind of stuff.  ”

“  it's always one step forward and three steps back.  ”

“  i'm the love of your life until I make you mad.  ”

“  do you love me, want me, hate me? i don't understand.  ”

“  maybe in some masochistic way I kind of find it all exciting.  ”

“  which lover will I get today?  ”

“  will you walk me to the door or send me home cryin'?  ”

“  it's back and forth, did I say somethin' wrong?  ”

“  it's back and forth, goin' over everything I said.  ”

“  i'd leave you, but the roller coaster's all I've ever had.  ”

deja vu.

“  strawberry ice cream, one spoon for two?  ”

“  i bet she's braggin' to all her friends, sayin' you're so unique.  ”

“  so when you gonna tell her that we did that, too?  ”

“  that was our place, I found it first.  ”

“  i made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you.  ”

“  do you get déjà vu when she's with you?  ”

“  do you call her, almost say my name?  ”

“  i hate to think that I was just your type.  ”

“  don't act like we didn't do that shit too.  ”

“  play her piano, but she doesn't know that I was the one who taught you Billy Joel.  ”

good  4  u.

“  well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.  ”

“  you found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks.  ”

“  remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?  ”

“  good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself.  ” 

“  i guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped.  ”

“  now you can be a better man for your brand new girl.  ”

“  well, good for you, you look happy and healthy.  ”

“  not me, if you ever cared to ask.  ”

“  good for you, you're doin' great out there without me.  ”

“  i've lost my mind.  ”

“  i've spent the night cryin' on the floor in my bathroom.  ”

“  it's like we never even happened.  ”

“  what the fuck is up with that?  ”

“  good for you, it's like you never even met me.  ”

“  remember when you swore to god i was the only person who ever got you?  ”

“  well, screw that and screw you.  ”

“  you will never have to hurt the way you know that I do.  ”

“  maybe I'm too emotional.  ”

“  your apathy's like a wound in salt.  ”

“  maybe I'm too emotional  or maybe you never cared at all.  ”

“  like a damn sociopath.  ”

enough  for  you.

“  i wore makeup when we dated because I thought you'd like me more.  ”

“  i know that you loved before.  ”

“  tried so hard to be everything that you like.  ”

“  i read all of your self-help books so you'd think that I was smart.  ”

“  stupid, emotional, obsessive little me.  ”

“  i knew from the start this is exactly how you'd leave.  ”

“  you found someonе more exciting.  ”

“  you left me there cryin', wonderin' what I did wrong.  ”

“  you always say I'm never satisfied but I don't think that's true.  ”

“  all I ever wanted was to be enough for you.  ”

“  maybe I'm just not as interesting as the girls you had before.  ”

“  you couldn't have cared less about someone who loved you more.  ”

“  i'd say you broke my heart but you broke much more than that.  ”

“  i don’t want your sympathy, i just want myself back.  ”

“  don’t you think i loved you too much to be used and discarded?  ”

“  don't you think I loved you too much to think I deserve nothing?  ”

“  don’t tell me you’re sorry, feel sorry for yourself.  ”

“  someday i’ll be everything to somebody else.  ”

“  you’ll be the one crying.  ”

happier.

“  we broke up a month ago. ”

“  your friends are mine you know.  ”

“  you’ve moved on, found someone new.  ”

“  i thought my heart was detached from all the sunlight of our past.  ”

“  she’s so sweet, she’s so pretty.  ”

“  does she mean you forgot about me ?  ”

“  i hope you’re happy but not like how you were with me.  ”

“  i’m selfish i know. i can’t let you go.  ”

“  find someone great, but don’t find no one better.  ”

“  i hope you’re happy, but don’t be happier.  ”

 “  do you tell her she’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen?  ”

“  an eternal love bullshit you know you’ll never mean.  ”

“  remember when i believe you meant it when you said it first to me?  ”

“  now i’m picking her apart like cutting her down will make you miss my wretched heart.  ”

“  she’s beautiful, she looks kind.  ”

“  she probably gives you butterflies.  ”

“  i wish you all the best, really.  ”

“  say you love her, just not like you loved me.  ”

“  think of me fondly when your hands are on her.  ”

jealousy  jealousy.

“  i kinda wanna throw my phone across the room.  ”

“  all i see are girls too good to be true.  ”

“  i know their beauty’s not my lack but it feels like that weight is on my back.  ”

“  comparison is killing me slowly.  ”

“  i think i think too much.  ”

“  i’m so sick of myself, i’d rather be anyone else.  ”

“  my jealousy started following me.  ”

“  i see everyone getting all the things i want.  ”

“  i’m happy for them, but then again, i’m not.  ”

“  i can’t stand it.  ” 

“  oh god i sound crazy.  ”

“  their win is not my loss, i know it’s true.  ”

“  i can’t help getting caught up in it all.  ”

“  all your friends are so cool.  ”

“  you go out every night.  ”

“  you’re living the life.  ”

“  i want to be you so bad, and i don’t even know you.  ”

“  all i see is what i should be.  ”

favourite  crime.

“  know that i love you so bad.  ”

“  i let you treat me like that.  ”

“  i was your willing accomplice.  ”

“  i watched as you fled the scene.  ”

“  doe-eyed as you buried me.  ”

“  the things i did just so i could call you mine.  ”

“  the things you did. well, i hope i was your favourite crime.  ”

“  you used me as an alibi.  ”

“  i crossed my heart and you crossed the line.  ”

“  i defended you to all my friends.  ”

“  every time i siren sounds, i wonder if you’re around.  ”

“  you know that i’d do it all again.  ”

“  it’s bittersweet to think about the damage that we’d do.  ”

“  i was going down but i was doing it with you.  ”

“  i say that i hate you with a smile on my face.  ”

“  look what we became.  ” 

hope  ur  ok.

“  his parents cared more about the bible than being good to their own child.  ”

“  wore long sleeves because of his dad.  ”

“  somehow we fell out of touch.  ”

“  hope he took his bad deal and made a royal flush.  ”

“  don’t know if i’ll see you again someday.  ”

“  i hope that you’re okay.  ”

“  her parents hated who she loved.  ”

“  she was brought into a world where family was merely blood.  ” 

“  with the courage to unlearn all of their hatred.  ”

“  we don’t talk much.  ”

“  i miss you and i hope that you’re okay.  ”

“  address the letter to the holes in my butterfly wings.  ”

“  nothing’s forever, nothing is as good as it seems.  ”

“  when the clouds are ironed our and the monsters creep into your house, every door is hard to close.  ”

“  i hope you know how proud i am.  ”

“  i hope that you’re happier today.  ”

“  i love you and i hope that you’re okay.  ”  

[blackcatrph]

first off, thank you so much for your help ! your blog is so inspiring & helpful ! please keep it up! i'm pretty new at the rping community of tumblr, i had some questions about how the tagging work, especially when posting musings or visuals about my muse, how many tags do i need to keep things organized?

HELLO THERE BEAUTIFUL. thank you for sending this in ( though i'm not sure when you sent this so sorry if i am very late in replying ). when it comes to tumblr rp, i do have some knowledge on what people tend to do for tagging !! ordinarily rpers will have a tag of some sort for most things on their blog, whether that's general musings or visage posts, but also for things like replies and ask memes and ooc posts. this is to make things easier for both you and your partners to find, but also so people are able to black list things like ooc posts if they need to.

a lot of people use quotes for their tags, an example format being: * ooc / it's either yeet or be yeeted.

but you can also just use a simple "ooc." or "musings." tag for your posts !!

some  more  examples  of  these:

“ ooc. ” “ images. ” “ musings. ” “ memes. ” “ aesthetics. ” “ ic interaction. ”

for replies to your partners, it's good rp etiquette to tag your partners url so that they're able to find it on your blog when they come to reply !!

you  can  also  use  some  more  fancy  formatting.  some  use  emojis  at  the  start: 🖤  ---  ooc.  OR   🖤  ---  ooc  /  it’s  either  yeet  or  be  yeeted.

tagging  is  a  great  way  to  experiment  with  formatting,  though  often  people  opt  for  a  more  simple  style  as  it’ll  be  easier  to  manage.

i hope this helps you 🖤🖤

[blackcatrph]

** pinterest cursed memes sentence starters.

“  i’m  in  spain...  but  the  ‘ s ‘  is  silent.  ”

“  ah  yes,  my  train  of  thought.  or  as  i  like  to  call  it,  the  Anxiety  Express.  ”

“  i  put  the  yeet  in  emotionally  unstable.  ”

“  gosh  golly  gee  it  sure  is  a  good  day  to  stare  at  the  ceiling  and  cry  !  ”

“  i  might  be  obnoxious  but  at  least  i’m  also  annoying.  ”

“  is  it  1930  because  i  have  great  depression.  ”

“  i  am  so  sorry  but  giving  a  fuck  is  no  longer  part  of  my  personal  brand.  ”

“  call  me  an  escalator  because  i  let  people  down.  ”

“  i  guess  i’m  like  a  fridge  with  a  burst  pipe:  cool  but  broken  inside.  ”

“  they  call  me  the  fruit  cake  because  no  one  wants  to  eat  this  snack.  ”

“  can’t  see  the  haters  through  my  tears.  nice  try  though.  ”

“  my  preferred  sport  is  self  sabotage.  ”

“  maths  ain’t  real  but  the  tears  sure  are.  ”

“  suck  out  my  sadness  daddy  !  ”

“  i  took  the  breaks  off  my  scooter  because  the  swag  never  stops.  ”

“  whether  i’m  feeling  hashtag  blessed  or  hashtag  stressed,  i’m  always  looking  my  hashtag  best.  ”

“  yeah  i  cry  sometimes.  what  about  it  ?  ”

“  crying  is  an  extreme  sport.  ”

“  i  got  99  problems  and  i  caused  all  of  them.  ”

“  coke  ?  nah  bro,  i  only  do  brocaine  !  ”

“  time  flies  when  you  don’t  know  what  the  fuck  is  going  on.  ”

“  beep  beep  !  it’s  3am  and  i  need  to  fucking  sleep.  ”

“  yeah  i’m  made  of  DNA.  depression  n’  anxiety.  ”

“  make  out  ?  no  thanks.  i’m  saving  these  lips  for  the  sweet  kiss  of  death.  ”

“  i  thought  you  were  a  real  one  but  it  turns  out  that  you  were  just  a  roblox  thot.  ”

“  listen  son,  in  this  world  it’s  either  yeet  or  be  yeeted.  ”

“  the  past  tense  of  sleep  is  sloop.  ”

“  i  put  the  bi  in  bitch.  ”

“  i  got  my  shit  together  but  it’s  still  shit.  ”

“  whether  my  income  is  stopping  or  my  mood  is  dropping  you  know  i  keep  this  booty  poppin’.  ”

“  the  strongest  part  of  the  human  body  is  the  jaw,  and  the  weakest  part  is  my  will  to  live.  ”

“  i  don’t  have  to  be  drunk  or  high  to  make  bad  life  decisions.  ”

“  it’s  okay,  i’m  not  my  type  either.  ”

 “  if  you  think  my  room  is  a  mess,  you  should  see  the  rest  of  my  life.  ”

“  they  say  it  be  like  that  sometimes,  but  lately  it  be  like  that  all  the  time.  ”

“  i  am  one  more  minor  inconvenience  away  from  losing  my  shit.  ”

“  i  will  jazz  hands  my  way  through  hell.  ”

“  it’s  either  bitch  or  be  bitched.  ”

[blackcatrph]

send  an emoji  for  a  starter  based  on  the  trope.

tw:  dark  themes  present  ( blood,  death  etc )

“  my  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  person  receiving  the  meme.  “  your  muse  ”  is  the  muse  of  the  person  sending  the  meme.

🛏️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  share  one  bed.

💍  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  enemies  forced  to  marry.

⚔️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fighting  and  my  muse  admits  their  feelings  for  yours.  (  add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings )

😴  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  comforting  your  muse  after  a  nightmare.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  comfort  mine )

🤕  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  patching  up  your  muse’s  injuries.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  patching  up  my  muse’s  injuries. )

🥂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  drunkenly  confesses  their  true  feelings  about  your  muse  to  them.

💭  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  chooses  to  give  up  their  memories  of  your  muse  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  give  up  their  memories  to  save  mine )

🥊  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  pins  yours  whilst  sparring.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  pin  mine )

🛡️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  protects  yours  from  a  fight.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  protect  mine. )

🩸  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  injured  and  yours  demands  to  know  who  hurt  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  be  injured )

💋  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  kiss  to  maintain  their  cover.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fake  dating.

🤐  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  have  to  pretend  they’re  not  dating.

🤯  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  recognises  yours  from  a  past  life,  but  your  muse  does  not  remember  them.

☠️  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  admits  their  true  feelings  for  your  muse  after  believing  they’re  about  to  die,  but  they  survive.  (  add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  admit  their  feelings  to  mine )

🔪  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  kills  to  protect  your  muse.  ( add + reverse  for  your  muse  to  kill  to  protect  mine )

💔  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  breaks  your  muse’s  heart  to  save  them.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  break  my  muse’s  heart )

🌪️  -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  trapped  together  during  a  storm.

💰  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  has  to  seduce  yours  for  information.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  try  to  seduce  mine )

✋   -  a  starter  where  my  muse  traces  your  muse’s  scars.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  trace  my  muse’s  scars )

🫂  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  runs  to  embrace  yours  after  winning  a  battle.  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  embrace  mine )

👗  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  helps  yours  get  ready  for  a  fancy  event  [ eg.  fixing  their  tie,  zipping  their  dress ]  ( add  + reverse  for  your  muse  to  help  mine  get  ready )