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the moon looks so beautiful tonight

one of my favorite photos of the dogs.

i’m going (going) back (back) to the d (the d)

I know it feels tense out there, but I'd like to share something a teacher told me in highschool. She informed the class that racism is dead and doesn't exist anymore. Then she refused to pick on any POC who raised their hand to object.

9/11 happened recently and there was a lot of anger in our hallways, so when I asked "What about Middle Eastern people?" she informed the class that "They didn't count".

So, when you think about the world outside and think there’s a racist problem going on, ask yourself “Do I know better than a highschool teacher who told the class that the clitoris isn’t real and that menstrual cramps are something women made up to get attention?” because yeah, I think you do. That’s a super low bar to clear. She was awful. God, I hated highschool.

cafiffle

(get me up) get me out of bed (I can’t get up) get me out of bed (save me) I don’t want to get out of my bed

y7k

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea

#vegan BBQ Seitan chicken pizza with red onion, spinach, and (non pictured) vegan poutine. Oh my god, guys. (at Eat at Jumbo's)

#vegan

Two guys were moving a stove from a moving truck to the apartment next door to ours when they dropped the stove on the sidewalk. It then became a very loud argument about how to carry the stove correctly. One side of the argument was "You need to carry like (mimes) and you were all (mimes)!", the other was "NO. I dropped it because YOU SUCK". Even Pippin (our tiny dog) chimed in with the argument of "Aruuuuuuuuu"

They were both old white men with strong Boston accents. This city is so full of life.

"Lift with your legs and try not to tilt so much on the stairs!" "No, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN' SUCK THAT'S WHY I DROPPED IT"

#boston #old white men

Pretty kitty

panjakeanddanish

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Going through all my audio, this is my favorite line.

He wanted a ginger ale, and god damn it, someone’s going to pay

-danish

There was a woman on the train with a stroller, so everyone was letting her through first, but it turns out the stroller was filled with wine bottles and she was pretty drunk. You do you, lady. You do you.

#Still better than marta #marta #mbta #boston mbta

Weird question, I'm sorry, but we are required to ask this to all applicants ever since we had a little bit of a mix up with a former teacher that probably shouldn't have been hired. ...do you have an evil wizard face growing out of the back of your head telling you what to do?

"This isn't the apartment" #pippinfox

#pippinfox

Long exposure from our bedroom window. There was a bus struggling to take a turn and it almost hit a parked car.

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

red3blog

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

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no no no no

cafiffle

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