cyberslut

i'm lauren and i'm starting a collection of human teeth for an art project please contact me if you wish to donate @notaserialkiller12

[rosewater1997]

all i ever think about is skincare and getting rawed

[leaveful]

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i just ate almost a dozen donut holes and made myself feel better by pretending it only counted as one donut because they’re small

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i’ve missed you guys but i am not looking forward to having to follow everyone again

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

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i’m feeling very chatty today and if you’d like some of that chattiness aimed at you please like this post and i’ll come befriend you on aim

[hanmii]

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middlexfingerxemoji replied to your post:i watched a video of people kayaking to this gym...

i saw that too!!!!

it’s so cool i wish i lived closer to it because i would paddle out there every day until i could take over the gym

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i watched a video of people kayaking to this gym that is out in the middle of the water and it looks so cool i want to do it but i’m positive i couldn’t beat any of those pokemon

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watching my little weenie dog try to jump up on things with his short little legs gets me so emotional, he tries so hard and he never makes it

[d5ah-deactivated20170305]

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ultraviolentlly replied to your post:ultraviolentlly replied to your post:i kinda like...

I’ve used gloves before but that’s a lot of effort for a jar so usually if the whining and slamming doesn’t work that’s about it for me. I’m hopeless.

if that doesn’t work you can text me i’ll show up and open the jar with my cool grip thing so i can feel like a hero and you can get whatever was in the jar

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ultraviolentlly replied to your post:i kinda like it when jars are hard to open because...

I whine and slam it against the counter and hope that will work.

i have this little grip thing that makes it like ten times easier to open jars so if i’ve ever got a really tricky one i cheat and use that

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

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i kinda like it when jars are hard to open because i take it as a personal challenge and i get to prove my strength and everything tastes better after you’ve had to work for it

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i was eating some without a care in the world and a really pointy one scratched the back of my throat and now it hurts to talk

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i’m here to warn you guys about the dangers of tortilla chips