AlienTeaDrinkingCat

A strange human that owns a cat (and a dog) and drinks tea sometimes

[butthorn]

[babygoatsandfriends]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

he’s …he’s just too powerful

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[butthorn]

hahaHAHA

[sarahseeandersen]

[highlandvalley]

[stachionalgeographic]

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR ANYWAY

[bpdjanedoe]

My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)

Me: my what now

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[naif-kh-deactivated20210811]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[freethebooty]

i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break

[criticalremnant]

me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

me in the morning: what i nthe fck

[28l4]

do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for  the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for them to just talk or why its so hard for you to say anything

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*anxious at night* next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about” that night: “OR WAS IT”

[alienteadrinkingcat]

Me: * puts down a clean bowl of extra fresh water on the floor*

My cat: * drinks from a glass of water I left on the table five days ago*

[alienteadrinkingcat]

I am so much more than just the quiet girl but you will probably never know the other sides of me

[alienteadrinkingcat]

I didn't think life could get worse than this but apparently I was very wrong. Don't you just love how life gives you these suprises every once in a while

[capacity]

I make like 1 friend every 6 years

[alienteadrinkingcat]

It's embarrasing how true that is