The truth resists simplicity

[pseudophan]

always nice to have something to rely on

[marlowinc]

[iraffiruse]

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[chaoticbabyg]

[shadowwood]

and if you don’t have your own penis, store bought is fine

[sharpestrose]

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

[viedzma]

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[seifukucat]

sir could you just calm down for a second

[chrisprattawesomesource]

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[friggysblog]

Local cryptid messes everything up

[scandamonium]

View this post on Instagram

I want to cry…….

[guineapiggies]

[operator-as-fuck]

a fucking wild guinea pig

playing in a flock of butterflies…..

[nelflovesyou-blog]

How can anyone be sad when this exists.

[topazmother]

keep creating your art. please.

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from