sorores in nocte

( "I know my sister like I know my own mind. // You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind." ) Twins ultimately face one path, to fly together forever or to go their separate ways. Gotham's determined to make sure the Wayne twins are ripped apart...

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[alifxrous-blog]

Deadpool Quotes #2 || Sentence meme

"Whatever happens, remember to protect me."

"I need help! And a pony!"

"Did I win a new car, too?"

"I just wish we could have been friends."

"Sir! Yes Sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts! Uh, is that vein on your forehead meant to be throbbing like that?"

"A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?"

"I'm low on energy, but full of vitamin C!"

"I can't go that way, so stop shovin'!"

"Ugh, anybody smell barbecue bug?"

"I'll give you a thousand bucks for your brain."

"Whoa, yeah, that does sound bad when you say it out loud. And yes, we're going to un-alive them."

"Boogity-boo! Did you miss me?"

"Dude, couldn't help it. I had Indian food. My legs went numb I was in there so long."

"Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch."

"I'm touching myself tonight."

"You big, chrome cock-gobbler!"

"Daddy needs to express some rage."

"It reeks like old lady pants in here."

[musesgonnamuse]

Son, when you grow up —— would you be the SAVIOR of the broken the B E A T E N & the D A M N E D?

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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Deadpool quotes || Sentence meme

"Now, GIMME YOUR MILK MONEY!!!"

"A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!"

"My common sense is tingling."

"These things are like my dream arch nemesisisis or is it arch-Nemesisisi I can pummel, gouge, eviscerate and mutilate and they'll keep coming."

"I never miss with the sheep gun!"

"Look at doctor doom he is respected because he got big scary cape."

"Lets wear elbow pads and shin guards with spikes coming out of them."

"I play a pretty mean bagpipe."

"For the love of bill gates this thing is adorable."

"Oh, yeah, he's totally trustworthy! Except where money's involved. He would sell his granny's walking cane for a buck. In fact, I bought his granny's walking cane for a buck."

"So three mutants walk into a bar, right?"

"Do I get a badge for this?"

"Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic."

"Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that?"

"Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows. "

"You look like something I horcked up last time I had swine flu."

"All right, look at that. Crap, I got a little venom on you. "

"Phew! Smells like somebody just teleported a bean burrito."

"Wanna use me for a dartboard?"

"You're just me without the funny, and the lithium."

"What, no top hat? What kind of magician are you?"

[angstmemes]

worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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[   haha I still gotta work on character profiles and get those set up...I shoulda done those sooner... ]

[ellia22]

+alifxrous

“If I required help I would ask for it but I am fine I just needed to get away from Gotham for awhile. Sometimes it is nice to do something that does not involve supervillains or plots to blow up the city.”

@alifxrous

[alifxrous-blog]

“I know, I know. I totally get that. It gets...stressful back home. Believe me, I know. I just wanted to make sure you were okay...besides, maybe I needed to get away from the city for a while too.”

[fablewoven]

“Sometimes, but I’ve basically had it ingrained into me to remember that the past always catches up with you. So you better handle the bullshit before you leave the aftermath in your wake.”

[alifxrous-blog]

“You sound just like them, sometimes, you know that? Dad and Selina. Mostly Dad. But I wouldn’t just leave everyone else to deal with the aftermath. I’m not that irresponsible, surprisingly enough.”

[mutantsandsupersoldiersohmy]

Wayland looked to the girl. He slightly smiled. “Well what a kind sister you are. I have a twin sister and I would do just about anything for her. Tell you what. You bring your sister back tomorrow at around and I’ll give you both a free reading.” 

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These kinds of things were never really her thing...but it didn’t hurt to try it out, she guessed. “You’re a twin, too?” she smiled a little. “My sister’s actually my younger twin - only by eight minutes, but, still. And I appreciate the offer, but it’s alright, I can totally pay for it, it’s no problem.”

[alifxrous-blog]

Captain America: Civil War

"Did you know about this?"

"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."

"I can't control their fear, only my own."

"Can you move your seat up?"

"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"

"I hate you."

"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"

"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."

"First time for everything."

"Made you look."

"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"

"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."

"Do you even remember them?"

"I remember them all."

"How long are you gonna play both sides?"

"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"

"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."

"Are you sure about this?"

"I can't trust my own mind."

"So you like cats?"

"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"

"Well, then... what are you doing here?"

"I didn't want you to be alone..."

"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."

"I don't do that anymore."

"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."

"That's smart. Good strategy."

"It always ends in a fight."

"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"

"You seem a little defensive."

"Well, it's been a long day."

"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"

"Who's speaking?"

"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

"Are we still friends?"

"That depends on how hard you hit me."

"Give me back my ____!"

"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."

"What's up tic-tac?"

"I can do this all day."

"Ugh...what time zone is this?"

"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."

[wnq-anonymous]

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[wnq-music]

I’m bigger than my body, I’m colder than this home, I’m meaner than my demons, I’m bigger than these bones.

Halsey, “Control” (via wnq-music)

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     [ *crawls out of the pits of procrastination and high school with my diploma and tears*

                   Hi. I’m back. ]

[alifxrous-blog]

[ Wow I haven’t been on here in a while holy shit. Okay. I’m making a return soon. Promise. I’ve got another rp blog that I promised I would make in an attempt to get back some old muses that have  been with me for a long, long time {some of you know exactly who I’m talking about, and if you do, yes one of them is making a return}, and I got stuff going on Friday and then Saturday I have something going on with a friend so I’ll be back when I can and get to stuff. ]

[hawkeyecut]

TFLN meme.

txt; I’m not closing myself off to the possibility of making a bad life choice. txt; Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex. txt; You didn’t thow up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug. txt; Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?! txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said “It’s game time”. He was into it. txt; He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time? txt; A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up. txt; I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I’m not fucking. txt; If I stopped drinking I’d have to take up murdering. txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth. txt; Went up to some dude that hit on my friend, and told him he has a voice like my grandma. Apparently didn’t have muscles or kindness like my grandma, so can you pick me up at the ER please? txt; Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords? txt; Okay first of all, that is a sick-ass nickname, please call me that forever. Second, I need your help. txt; Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face, then went home and ate a frozen pizza. txt; We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare. txt; He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later he tried to make out with me. txt; I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I’m not getting laid. txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET txt; I lost my voice. So I”m going to pretend I’m Ariel with legs today. txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. txt; NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW. txt; Holy shit, last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me. txt; Is it too far to say to someone “You’re useless for everything besides sex”? txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How? txt; Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka? txt; Can you repeat that, but with context? txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I’m trying to watch Downtown Abbey. txt; I agree with that homeless guy though. You do need a haircut. txt; I just licked wine off my own thigh. I’ve hit a new low. txt; Well, he was my lawyer, and now we get drunk and hook up. txt; She forgot a bra, so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. txt; Be happy for me…Or horny…Or be a really good friend, and feel what I really want you to feel. Jealousy. txt; Going on FB and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying. txt; If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all. txt; Hey, can you explain why there’s a dissected coconut in my purse???? txt; Yeah, I’m just gonna keep fucking other guys ‘til this idiot figures out he loves me. txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. txt; Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I’m just a bitch and some people find it endearing. txt; That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very, very terrified of you. txt; I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN. txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. txt; You were more fun when you didn’t have morals. txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist? txt; I just wanted a booty call and now somehow I’m at his parents’ playing dominoes. But they have tequila, so it’s cool. txt; That’s actually very serious…I really do think of you whenever I see pizza. txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn’t expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. txt; Everclear isn’t food, damnit. txt; Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn’t worth it. txt; Do you want to talk about dinosaurs? txt; I should stop using “Braveheart would do it” as a basis for decision making… txt; He’s my ex’s boss. I’m not above sleeping with him for that fact alone. txt; I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex, and kicked him out, and it’s only 1 p.m. Successful day so far. txt; He is getting no nudes from me. I don’t even care if I’m losing his legal advice. txt; I’m not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I’m in. txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything…and drinking… txt; …Okay, fine. But I don’t want to be a better person tonight. I’ll be a better person tomorrow. txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”. txt; Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I’m over here deep throating a bottle of whiskey.

[trashybooksforladies]

parks and rec meme ★ eight talking heads [1/8] 5.16, bailout