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āKeep going bitch!!ā said to myself in different accents

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do you have a self care routine?
āKeep going bitch!!ā said to myself in different accents
@captm
ā„ Ā Ā feeling Ā things Ā , Ā a Ā sentence Ā meme Ā .
what are they called again ? emotions ? ugh . Ā ( taken off of pinterest )
āĀ you were dead.Ā yet, here you are.Ā ā āĀ speak your mind even if your voice shakes.Ā ā āĀ you inspire me to be nothing like you.Ā ā āĀ every day i wake up more tired than iāve ever been.Ā how long will i stay like this?Ā ā āĀ fuck youāre cute.Ā ā āĀ donāt get attached.Ā ā āĀ i am fire.Ā i am hatred.Ā i am consuming.Ā ā āĀ there is a certain amount of truth behind everything that people do.Ā everything they do tell you a little something about them.Ā Ā ā āĀ i wanna fucking date you, stupid.Ā ā āĀ which is it?Ā are you in love with a person or an idea?Ā ā āĀ you will get better.Ā maybe not today, but someday.Ā ā āĀ thereās a reason i never told you all of this.Ā ā āĀ letās get drunk and tell each other everything weāre afraid to say sober.Ā ā āĀ i wanna see what happens when i donāt give up.Ā ā āĀ yeah youāre cute but are you good for my mental health??Ā ā ā ⦠and then i just snapped.Ā ā āĀ i still repeat the things you said to me in my head.Ā ā āĀ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely.Ā ā āĀ shit.Ā i think i have feelings.Ā ā āĀ i believe in annoyed at first sight.Ā ā āĀ what did it mean to you?Ā any of it?Ā ā āĀ can someone please be proud of me?Ā like fuck, iām trying.Ā ā āĀ i sometimes wonder if things only get better so that they can get worse again.Ā ā āĀ hey, sometimes you gotta kill a guy.Ā ā āĀ i broke my rules for you.Ā ā
[There is so much nsfw on my dash tonight, and like, low-key me too fam, but fffffff.]
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till the end of the line. (pc)
HAWKEYE - Clint Barton & Kate Bishop
Taking A.I.M / Future Imperfect Marvelās Avengers
BEFOREĀ SHIPPINGĀ WITHĀ ME ,Ā YOUĀ NEEDĀ TOĀ KNOWĀ Ā //Ā Ā
iĀ willĀ getĀ investedĀ almostĀ instantly.Ā
iĀ willĀ invadeĀ yourĀ inboxĀ //Ā imāsĀ //Ā discordĀ etcĀ forĀ plotsĀ //Ā headcanonāsĀ //Ā andĀ generalĀ yellingĀ aboutĀ ourĀ ship.Ā
iĀ willĀ tagĀ youĀ inĀ gifsetsĀ //Ā imagesĀ //Ā postsĀ thatĀ remindĀ meĀ ofĀ ourĀ ship.Ā Ā
iĀ willĀ sendĀ youĀ almostĀ everyĀ memeĀ youĀ reblogĀ //Ā popĀ intoĀ yourĀ askĀ ICĀ spontaneously.Ā Ā
iĀ willĀ getĀ onĀ yourĀ nervesĀ eventuallyĀ butĀ thatāsĀ fineĀ weāreĀ fineĀ itāsĀ fine.Ā Ā
iĀ wonātĀ forceĀ anythingĀ onĀ youĀ thatĀ youāreĀ notĀ comfortableĀ withĀ andĀ willĀ alwaysĀ discussĀ anyĀ uncomfortableĀ //Ā triggeringĀ subjectsĀ withĀ you.Ā becauseĀ asĀ myĀ rpĀ partnerĀ andĀ friendĀ iĀ respectĀ youĀ andĀ yourĀ boundaries.Ā Ā
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
originally from frommemetoyou
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iām a mermaid
[text] I know itās 3am, but come over and cook for me.Ā
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itās urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereās no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iāll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youāre free today! Iāve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text]Ā I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt becauseĀ no pants
[text]Ā We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⦠I just rolled off and tapped out.Ā
[text] Like alphabetically, Iād say a t?
[text]Ā Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Ā there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donāt judge me.
[text]Ā I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Ā We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iāve never been so broken.
[text]Ā Is āhead down ass upā an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iām not sure itās legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnāt enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iāll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donāt leave me, whoās going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iāve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyāre getting into it and itās a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iām either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says youāre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iām in A&E but I donāt really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iām officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itās not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnāt trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heās decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donāt talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iāll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donāt test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⦠and after looking a second time, I donāt think iāve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnāt let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⦠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youāll just say Iām lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⦠everywhere
[text] Youāre my hero
[text] Youāre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itās not a good night if I donāt end up crying into your motherās lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heāll marry me and youāll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iām may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Ā You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairā¦
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterā¦
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherā¦
[text] If youāre not coming over with food, donāt come over at all
[text]Ā Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againā¦
[text]Ā IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Ā Letās never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Ā If you donāt fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weāre alone in your room, Iām returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iām sorry xox
[text]Ā There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youāre pretending I didnāt bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a ācomfy place to sitā
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donāt know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Ā I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a āletās fuckā way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of ālet me wash your hairā way.
Kate.
[I should work on my multimuse but I have so little motivation.]
@chaoticblondes
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please reblog to let your mutuals and followers know you love them even when they canāt love themselves
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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love
No, I will not elaborate
"Cherries only soak up the alcohol. I'm not in the mood to share. Even with fruit."
āFine, Iāll just drink hand sanitizer and go to the hospital. I wanted to do that anyway.ā
"There's a ten out of ten chance, I'll do that again. And next time? I won't get caught."
āI saw Clint eat pizza off of the floor once, so like...I mean if you want judgement I donāt have any. Iām fresh out, but also you should let me snapchat your fall from grace because I feel like that might be funny.ā