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@aligerousathanasy
[[ giiiiiiiifts
@geminidoomed gotĀ a hand drawn map to a whole bunch of ruins that would be perfect to put legendary artifacts in
Grum gotĀ a stuffed crab that she saw in the market and looked so cute, she had to get it for him
and @elaboratehappenstance gotĀ an artifact of a sword-equivalent that she found in her adventures that probably belongs in a museum or s/t but whatever! ]]
okay there are three of you asking for the same information so im just going to post that were in derses block in the castle! im pretty sure all of you know where that is
my child
hed probably be glad to see you too! both of him
but i thought you werent around?
wow i havent used this blog in forever!
i thought id forgotten the password whoops
anyway! if theres anyone around the castle thats willing to lend a hand with derse theres a bit of a situation? i guess
im sure itll be okay but i could use a hand!
If itās Derse Iām naut sure I s)(ould volunteer, but Iād like to be of assistance?
one of him might appreciate it! if i can get them separated without more blood
wow i havent used this blog in forever!
i thought id forgotten the password whoops
anyway! if theres anyone around the castle thats willing to lend a hand with derse theres a bit of a situation? i guess
im sure itll be okay but i could use a hand!
what happened ii2 he okay what2 goiing on
hi sparks! im pretty sure hes okay.
well sort of? i think he got hit by a magic anon since theres two of him now
im pretty sure its a split between beforian and alternian from the way they look :( i havent really been able to ask questions yet
keeping them from fightings taking everything first and kanayas not available to help
wow i havent used this blog in forever!
i thought id forgotten the password whoops
anyway! if theres anyone around the castle thats willing to lend a hand with derse theres a bit of a situation? i guess
im sure itll be okay but i could use a hand!
if you spend much time on tumblr this week youll find out
i dont know how much time i want to spend on this site this week D:
i think im going to do some exploring
anyway its shark week
which is the magical week where a handful of tv channels decide there is nothing better on gods green earth than sharks
and they show the same handful of documentaries about sharks every year
its a human tradition
theyre just talking about fucking them because this is tumblr and tumblr talks about fucking everything
well that sounds boring!
i mean maybe the first time itd be pretty cool but if they only show the same things about sharks every year then whats the point?
how much can you say about sharks anyways?
some people are more lonely and adventurous than words can properly describe
D:
nnnoooo
no no no no
dont do that people thats not okay
i just woke up and
shark?? fucking?
what
what??
sounds good
by the way i am kind of a terrible mutant now
nbd, youll see
what
what??
what
what??
the big man HAS the bribes
where do i need to take them
where do i find the most beautiful troll who is thankfully not a crazy giantess
hmm....
HMMMmmmmm....
lets meet at the palace castle...thing and then we can find somewhere nice outside to eat hows that sound?
yeah basically same story here but iām getting the impression that iāll top out a little less than you
can i make it up to you with icecream and/or bbq
you can make it up to me with both of those things
give me the ice cream and bbq dave
i require it
only like sixty feet
brb gotta go
SIXTY FEET?
*six
so how tall are you
YOU C OULDVE TOLD ME THIS LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO AND SAVED ME A LOT OF GRIEF DAVE
uh
like
just under six feet
im still growing give me time
why...why is this happening....
hisā¦ā¦his what?
HIS PERIWINKLE PANTS PRINGLE. YOU KNOW, HIS UNIRONED MAIDEN. WHEN IT STARTS TO GO BLACK AT THE BASE AND THE SKIN STARTS TO ROT TO THE POINT WHERE HE CANāT WEAR PANTS BECAUSE OF THE FLAKING, YOU GET HIM TO STROKE HIS FUNKY MULE AND IF IT COMES OFF IN HIS HAND THEN YOU KNOW ITāS TOO LATE. YOU CAN STAY FOR A BIT LONGER IF YOU DONāT MIND SEEING THE REST OF YOUR MATEāS SKIN PEEL AND FLUTTER AS HE GROWS TO TITANIC PROPORTIONS, BUT THE CANNIBALISTIC URGES KICK IN PRETTY EARLY. ITāS BEST TO GET OUT OF THERE AS SOON AS HIS GENE POOL NOODLE POPS OFF.
....i
i dont
i dont know what to say i dont even have a gif for this
kitty is talking about dicks. iām so sorry.
oh
OH
OH GOSH
i
uh i mean i havent evenĀ
well imean dave and i havent
um
wow
