#catastasisafterclap

[caepaecaesurae]

DEE??

O)( MY GOD!

[deterministpalindrome]

> Good god that picture is... you’re torn. You want to fix it, he’s gotta be suffering with such a prominent brand of his friend’s sign on his face of all things. But he’s still being such a fucking dick about this, good lord it’s fine to be wrong, just back the fuck down, he doesn’t even have to admit it. He doesn’t want to get into a pissing contest over scars, all it’ll take is one ex-Helmsman to show his...

> ...or you. You have them too, not that you like remembering them. ...this is the worst idea you’ve ever had. They’re already burning. But. It’s on you. And this is important. The Ampora needs to not be stuffed up his own chute, okay. The multiverse doesn’t need another one of those, it has fucking enough. You have a chance to kick him down a road that the others don’t even consider. You can stop him from becoming a hellstain on everything.

> Fuck everything, you can shake on Dee and Sparks later. Right now you need to excuse yourself so you can figure out the best angle for this shit since you do your best to not show them ever, and so you can take enough to find a good one that isn’t blurry because you’re shaking.

> Alone. So they don’t worry. So they don’t stop you.

> It will be fine.

[deterministpalindrome]

[[ Okay p much everyone on this list knows what Pal and co have gotten them but I’m still tossing it into my gift tag for record keeping reasons

If Pal is friends with your muse, he has definitely sent a dozen intricately decorated christmas tree shaped sugar cookies their way ]]

@calodemongelastic​ got molds to help with cupcake decoration and a promise to get frilly things once he pupates from Pal, a little strawberry bush in a pot from Aradia, and a set of something householdy that he's missing or is getting worn out or what have you from Eridan and Karkat.

@catastasisafterclap got a stuffed bee in purple and gold and black and a photo of him hugging the stuffed peacock in purple gold and black that he made himself so they can hug them when they miss each other and Dee's off doing Dee things from Pal, and various other things from other people that I’m handwaving for now because their mun is on hiatus

For @flippinoptimist Pal asked @legacyarsenal for help getting him something magicy and wizardy for Vel since he has no fucking idea

@geminidoomed got a really really nice mating pair of some biotechnology thing he found in his hunt for computer parts from Pal, a cookbook with all sorts of notes scribbled in for shit that would help the engineering part of his brain be more successful from Aradia, and a couple of cute robot shaped egg timers from Karkat and Eridan.

and @centaurstechnician got a joint gift with Calo's Aradia and Pal’s Aradia of a tool he's going to need in the future but won't think to get until it's too late.

[deterministpalindrome]

#but im kind of curious what it wwould look like filled in if anybody knows their full quad netwwork 3 out pike that

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[deterministpalindrome]

!!!!

<3< <3< !

[doomedgemini]

@deterministpalindrome is getting opal hilted punch daggers, and a biclops plush @barkentinedaedalist is getting  a hand bound book full of handmade blank paper and some of the opalized  and metalic pigments for ink, as well as some advanced body armour courtesy of and Tony

The Aradias are both getting an amber necklace with inclusions

@volableabasia is getting a set of nice clothes with his symbol embroderied on the lapel of the shirt, and fudge

Helmsol is getting a copy of the byclops toy, and a new racing game

@calodemongelastic is getting the Kitchenaid with all its attachments

@catastasisafterclap is getting a bunch of really nice smelling gill friendly bath things (it will not @ him wtf)

@centaursreticle is getting a wheel of carefully crafted goat milk brie, a fat squishy horse plush, and a bridle.

Derse is getting a glass bead kit- which is a torch a mat, a chemical release agent, some tools, a bunch of glass rods and a teeny annealing kiln

@elaboratehappenstance is getting a big jug of apple cidar with a bow on it

Grum is getting a plush crab

@palteringcecutiency is getting a set of water colours and the paper to use them with (100lb weight)

@flippinoptimist is getting a set of mineral dusts to play with

@trolljacksparrow  is going to get a fancy pirate's hat, a new pirate coat in flamboyant purple and white and a couple of dirks with fire opal set in the hilts

@caepaecaesurae is getting a bottle of ice wine and a ‘camera’ that is a slim heavy box with a screen glued on it, a lens and a light that blinks when you push a button

Everyone is getting a jar of wild honey, and some honey gingerbread cookies that he worked hard on, anyone hes forgotten will be given that in a rush of startled embarrassment