deesaster

By Luciseaux! hello this is dee an i havve an amazin ship they/she/he ((Eridan Ampora for the re:surrection AU))

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slams doors open

hey swweethearts wwhats up yall lovvelies

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im awwake but at wwhat price 

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DEE’S BACK????

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>( >w<)< HELLO I AM HERE 

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caepaecaesurae:

Ah

WVell I’m experiencing some personal issues rig)(t nowv, that are sort of keeping me pretty busy all wveek, but wvhat’s all this emphasis on you being alivwe?  You aren’t dead and lying to me are you?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME i hope youre wwell though an i hope youll come out safe otherwwise im gonna 

cry. ill be cryin. you wwont wwant that.

oh no i aint dead (yet) but ill keep you updated on my current state of (totally alivve) bein!! i probably wwont get murdered out of lovve

probably

im feelin vvaguely covvered in adoration rn

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DEE??

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caepaecaesurae:

)(OW DARE YOU NOT SEND ME PICTURES??? 

I’m offended to be honest, and I DEMAND all the details – howv havwe you been, howv wvas evwerything, did you meet anyone interesting, wvhere did you explore and wvhat did you find??

BECAUSE I AM POLITE ENOUGH NOT TO OVVERLOAD PEOPLES PHONE DATA WWITH SELFIES

smooches ur offended lil fins i wwill givve you all the details!!

ivve been vvery wwell, eeveryfin wwas fine, i wwas havvin a nice time explorin uncharted territory an in general havvin a swweetass time bein lovved by all

met a lot of people!! lot of mythical beins an shit

lot of merpeople

explored oceans and forests and jungles bc its vvery easy to explore wwhen you got a giant flyin kickass ship 

an wwhat i found?

wwell

well

leans reely close

i found myselfahhahshs no im fuckin kiddin the only fin i found wwas the width of my asshole ill get back to you wwhat i found

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methodicalauxilium:

»- Do you take joy out of being wrong ->

»- Because that is a fundamentally incorrect statement -> »- Of course logic can be flawed ->

»- The latter half of that statement can go unaddressed ->

yeah heres the thing im kinda a big deal

(thats a lie)

an also a hope player wwhos really cool and can do cool stuff wwith my powwers

(thats also a lie)

SO wwhat im tryin to say is im alwways wwrong but also alwways right! and i like bein wwrong an right!

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ii thiink ii’m goiing wiith thii2 one from the la2t tiime ii 2aw them 2iince they’re gorgeou2 iin iit <3< <3<

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oh no II havent 2een thii2 one yet oh no II’m gay look at my mate2priit they’re beautiiful

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dee dee pal wa2 2howiing thii2 one off you’re 2o pretty and II’m gay

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}( u //w//u){!!!!

awwwwwwwwwwww i lovve you a lot thank youuuu yes this is vvery pretty!! i am gorgeous

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caepaecaesurae:

ÆÆÆÆæææ!!  You’re back!  MY beautiful descendant, someone showved a picture of you in a gowvn recently and you looked amazing, wvhere is that thing?  Howv are you???

AH

AH!!!!!! 

MY DARLIN DESCENDANT THAT I ADORE WWITH ALL MY BLOODPUSHER 

i believve that sparks just reblogged that lovvely image of this beauty <3

ALSO!! i am fine i am alivve an i am snoggin me some hot babes an i am vvery alivve whats up wwith you beautiful

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methodicalauxilium:

»- You certainly are ->

»- That is flawed logic ->

oh god no its not no logic is flawwed

me

a logical person can confirm that my logic is VVERY smart an VVERY sound an I am a genius

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DEE??

O)( MY GOD!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THERE THEY ARE

THERE 

HE

IS

HOOOOOMYGOD 

HELLO MY SWWEET PREIOCSIUS LITTLELT DARLIN IVVE MISSED YOU 

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caesuraeaesthetic:

chief a police sounds like a pretty hefty responsibility.  howw big of a place are you in charge a?

i havve to say, im a little curious about your upbringin.  dont havve too much fun, hit me up anytime.

oh you knoww just the entire city

oh man my upbringin wwas terrible an i am more than happy to drag my past self!! ill hit u up later my anabronda 

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methodicalauxilium:

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unable to!!

literally unable to its kinda in my genes i am a gentle Smotherer

»- This is uncomfortable ->

aaaaAAAAAH i wwill wwither then an respect your wwish for me to keep my distance 

i shall go an wwither an die an coddle a million other younglings talkin about younglins CHIVVES

WWHERES MY CHIVVES WWHERE IS MY DESCENDANT 

[trolljacksparrow]

the return of the abloos

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#dee makes me seem lethargic in comparison

look if i dont seem like ivve shovved the literal sun up my ass an use it as a powwer source then im doin somefin wwrong

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methodicalauxilium:

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}(O WO){ HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

ABLOO

ABLOOBLOO????? 

»- Please cease ->

unable to!!

literally unable to its kinda in my genes i am a gentle Smotherer

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methodicalauxilium:

»- I w001d frankly prefer not to get personal with a new, unfamiliar person ->

»- I advise putting out the fire nonetheless, regardless of your obvious flare for dramatics -> »- You have never seen me, why do you assume I am beautiful ->

that is vvery much alright! just as a wwarnin tho

i

am Vvery

just VVery

because i knoww youre beautiful!! because if you knoww the other poor bastards in my clade then youre most likely a beautiful person!!

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thii2 ii2 liittle horu22, Dee! He2 2ky'2 decedent 0u0

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}(O WO){ HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

ABLOO

ABLOOBLOO????? 

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…

Wwoww.

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HEYYYY BEAUTIFUL I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHO YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY DAZZLED BY MY PRESENCE

THAT IS FAIR I AM TOO

sup!! names dee im an eridan and youre cute wwhats up wwhore you swweetheart

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you knoww howw to make one hell of an entrance dee, ill givve you that.

i am eridan the sharpeye ampora an the wway i hear it wwere direct alternates.  wwelcome back, i hear youvve been gone.

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thatd be my job!

chief of police prince of pretty entrance maker those are my titles that wwill put on my metaphorical gravve wwhen i metaphorically die! wwhich is nevver because im really cool

pleased to meet you!! holy shit wwhaaaaaaaaaat direct alternates thats reaaaaaaaally cool wwhat the fuuuuuuuuck  i need to see you stat after my quad havve stopped snoggin me raww on the deck 

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methodicalauxilium:

»- I w001d frankly prefer not to get personal with a new, unfamiliar person ->

»- I advise putting out the fire nonetheless, regardless of your obvious flare for dramatics -> »- You have never seen me, why do you assume I am beautiful ->

that is vvery much alright! just as a wwarnin tho

i

am Vvery

just VVery

because i knoww youre beautiful!! because if you knoww the other poor bastards in my clade then youre most likely a beautiful person!!