That's life

I'm Alison, a wildcat nurse! I like pigs and the clarinet :)

[sandandglass]

[stephrc79]

I’m going to weep the day he signs off.

[nursingmemes]

Play hospital…

[allisonrn2014]

Stop it

[allisonrn2014]

When a patient self extubates

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Me, every time I stop my patient's hand from pulling out their ET tube...

[allisonrn2014]

🙌🙌🙌

[allisonrn2014]

When someone goes in to my crazy patients room and tries to wake them up for some bullshit when I just got them to sleep.

[allisonrn2014]

Trying to get off the unit before management asks you to work overtime

[carudamon119]

[gifsboom]

[alijbailey]

me: *pretty much constantly about to cry*

friend: are you ok?

me: of course I am!! I'm 100% fine, how about you? if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here for you!!!!!!

[shadovvlurking]

I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything

[littlebitofwonder]

[alijbailey]

me: i should probably tell people how i feel today

me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in

me: i need to open up to somebody

somebody: hey how are you

me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE

[whinyvirgobaby]

me: *closes eyes and tries to chill for 5 whole seconds* me: i cannot

[flowersforcryptids]

Zodiac signs as things from Arizona

Aries: Cactus

Taurus: Cactus

Gemini: Cactus

Cancer: Cactus

Leo: Cactus

Virgo: Cactus

Libra: Cactus

Scorpio: Cactus

Sagittarius: Cactus

Capricorn: Cactus

Aquarius: Cactus

Pisces: Cactus

[jesusmahoney]

How does Willy Wonka send golden tickets all over the world and only a bunch of English speaking white kids win

[huntingforsanity]

My time has come

[0uh0h]

Hi