almost home
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
Claire Keane
trying on a metaphor
@theartofmadeline
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Game of Thrones Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
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macklin celebrini has autism
Product Placement
Sweet Seals For You, Always
RMH
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todays bird
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@alittlebitofvitriol
OITNB
So what are you going to do with that ear, now that you've picked it?
Well, I guess that depends on what else I can find around here. I could do a Southern fried corn, a dilled corn shooter, Taiwanese-style street corn.
Listen to fancy pants.
I could shove it up your ass?
Hmm, I'm not so big on ass play.
Song of the day: Groove Armarda - Paris (Andhim Remix)
Simplistic poetic house
other gay men
me
guy on grindr: you should send me some nudes me: you first (; guy: *sends 4 nudes* me: *ignores them*
iphone user: *minding his own business*
android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user: im not really a fanboy
android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user: it's quite large
Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user: oh my god!
android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
My latest mixtape full of deep goodies
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
Video
When you say something smart and people are shocked
My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
i cant believe your mom is a fish
"What do you play?"
"The Clarinet, you?"
"I play the fucking HAMMER”
I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard
I would like to thank tumblr for giving me a reason to google the phrase “What musical composition includes the FUCKING HAMMER.”
How I look in the mirror
How I look in pictures
It's 2015 why hasn't this happened yet?
me dancing at all gay bars
babe can i show you my d*ck
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
