With a big court HAMMER!

forgor i had this blog, probnot gonna do a lot of in-character stuff, this is kinda just a place for random rabid thought dump lol yall can still interact tho

[alittlecourtjester]

ya boy survived a breast reduction 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾 they got me wrapped up like mulan but at least i finally got a tiddy trim wahoo

[alittlecourtjester]

ON THIS GRIEVOUS WEDNESDAY EVENING I LEAD US IN PRAYER AND AN OFFERING OF CRINKLED MINI RUFFLES CHIPS BAGS, RIPPED NOTEBOOK PAGES AND ADHD MEDICATION TO THE DEITY BULLSHITTICUS. MAY HE BESTOW THE BLESSINGS OF BOUNTIFUL FOCUS, MAD INSPIRATION, AND HASTE IN THESE FINAL CRUNCH-TIME WEEKS. HOOYAH AMEN

[alittlecourtjester]

how do i woo the queen's (sociology professor) head advisor (my classmate) he is so far across the court (other side of the fucking classroom) and i am an absolute buffoon (bumbling idiot dumbass stupid fuck)

[alittlecourtjester]

[alittlecourtjester]

BEHOLD THE FREAKY FISH

[alittlecourtjester]

posting this too because it tastes good for my gray matter

[alittlecourtjester]

CONCEPT DOODLE B3CAUS I DONT HAVE TABLET YET BUT I NEED TO GET THE DRAW OUT OF MY SYSTEM BEFORE I EXPLODE

made in my notes app :]

[alittlecourtjester]

expect a big ole doodle dump in the next day or two i dont have my tablet yet but im fiending for drawing gghHGHRGRGRHRG

[alittlecourtjester]

Happy pride my lil transjester

HAPBY PRIIIIIDE YIPPEE YIPEPE YIEPPEE

[red1sg0n3]

oh yeah thats uhhhhh thats the rare wild eebeebee, only shows up once every thousand and seven years to terrorize some poor soul that it decides upon with the flip of a coin and whether or not a small animal it farts on dies from the fumes

Your text style is incredibly familiar. who are you.

[alittlecourtjester]

teehee

[red1sg0n3]

YOU

[alittlecourtjester]

SHID PANTS LEAVE ME ALONE

[red1sg0n3]

oh yeah thats uhhhhh thats the rare wild eebeebee, only shows up once every thousand and seven years to terrorize some poor soul that it decides upon with the flip of a coin and whether or not a small animal it farts on dies from the fumes

Your text style is incredibly familiar. who are you.

[alittlecourtjester]

teehee

[alittlecourtjester]

MY TEETH GONE !!!!!! STOLEM !!! ;!! :((

[alittlecourtjester]

yo i just remembered i had this blog 💀

[jacqueline-of-all-trades]

YOU’RE BACK

[alittlecourtjester]

YEAH KINDA HJSHDH

[alittlecourtjester]

OOPSIE DAISY

[alittlecourtjester]

yo i just remembered i had this blog 💀

[alittlecourtjester]

funny guy said he knows the way back !! he seems nice :)

[alittlecourtjester]

am in middle of nowhere fell out of truck pleas help