Packin' Pennies

The Great And Mighty Pennypacker

[nicksand]

[liberalsarecool]

Dumb people do not value prevention.

[margo-thedestroyer]

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:

the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones

there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

at the same time

on the same field

while dodging around the teams playing the other football

either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it

[tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss]

i think this would result in several exciting new and innovative forms of long-term injury

[depsidase]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's offical!

[bowlby4]

[t3sticles]

My triceps go crazy ngl

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[thegaybiochemist]

God I *wsih* I could send you a cage check. Unfortunately my cobras lock bit snapped last week. My dick literally is too strong to be contained. It's obv a sign I don't need to cage up anymore

Sounds more like you need a stronger cage. Invest in steel

[nicky999doors]

[calellon]

all these gym rats calling themselves greek gods like NO. you don't get to do that unless you fuck both men and women

[calellon]

[gaystation4]

[ghostmouses]

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

[depsidase]

[eatmorebikes]

[thememedaddy]

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.