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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

#This just in:#slenderman has become a cybertruck

tupik-the-officer-k-fan

Me : I love characters doomed by the narrative AND their own thoughts or actions!

Me the second a character is doomed by the narrative AND their own thoughts or actions:

chronicallypix

show me your true form (i like seriously fucked up joker's pose here but it looks alright so it isnt a big deal i think)

#i couldnt figure out what i was looking at for a second #But this looks so cool #brilliant art op

april

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

gayluigi

anomalocaris-in-da-clurb

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

justletmeon12

Women are like diamonds because they can focus lasers

(Image ID: tag reading “women are like diamonds because they are pretty and also are in minecraft sometimes” End ID)

cosmicflare

go girl tell us nothing!!

local-angst-dispenser

Staring off into the distance. It was meant to be a crack ship

#LMAOOOO

ez-cookie

apolloathenafusion

This is fucking perfect

animentality

sockth

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

#Agnes Digital from Umamusume #theres no one freakier than an Asexual or Aro doing things for the love of the game

orpheuslament

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

#1800’s painters

If i were to own a car i’d make it look as edgy and dark as possible on the outside and all rainbow on the inside with a confetti popper attached to the exhaust

#it also has a clown beeper for its horn

S RANK UMA ‼️

#umamusume

egophiliac

the squeakquel

(no worries, this is the last one) (...for now)

Tricky Toby pulling shenanigans again

#deltarune

smallpwbbles

DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

smallpwbbles

DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

I wish I had the body of a cat because that really long stretch they do looks so good. Please I want to stretch my muscles like that it’ll feel so great

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