sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

she&her/29/bi/socialist

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[fullmetalfisting]

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

[moreglitter]

finally a strong female character who doesn't shave her legs

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[liberalsarecool]

Finally, a Florida Man story of merit.

[lookitsstevie]

flaming sword? oh you mean my portable marshmallow roaster

[lookitsstevie]

grow better

that's it. you got a talent

[purplenickel]

[modogoblin]

[radiofreederry]

Exhibit A why parents should have as little input in their children’s education as possible

[xzienne]

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again; “Narrative conflict” is not the same thing as “Interpersonal Conflict”. It literally just means “a reason why the ending doesn’t happen straightaway”. The “conflict” of a story that’s literally just a hike in the woods is that there are a lot of woods between where you started and where you end, and to “have experienced” the hike you have “experiencing” the hike first.

[thrashbeatles]

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain 

[chillyfeetsteak]

I’m never leaving this website

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

[pinkpunkpie]

nobody:

bisexuals sitting:

[theconcealedweapon]

[veronicathegoddess]

you're a sick fuck (affectionate)

[jurassic-cunt]

this whole "job thing" is rlly starting to get in my way. i need to watch made up people falling in love on tv, and then i need to read more extensively about it online. why is that so hard to understand

[cottoncandyofterror]

Found this way down in my folder and cleaned it up to celebrate my, I think, sixth rewatch?

Also, I just read Nimona and aw man, it’s so good!