SoManyJacks Writes Stuff

Jack. Certified Gen X old fogey. Fandoms subject to change without notice. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Fic on Ao3

[9mph]

Mozu: 小さなスペース (2023)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 9 hours 13 minutes

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[tough-girl9]

I love how it’s unclear if Data has any idea whatsoever that he just murdered Worf.

And the decisive little head nod at the end before he walks off - like, yup, I just solved that problem, good for me.

[unicorn-and-bluebells]

I also love the way that when Data says “You share all of those qualities in abundance!” Worf just looks up like

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the absolute best thing you could have added to my post, thank you, I have been laughing at comparing Worf’s face to this cat for ten minutes

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you come onto my post and be funnier than me

[weaselle]

skillet issue

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[18kgold]

OMG I GOT SPOONS! IF THEY CAN THEY BE THE METPHORICAL KIND, HOLY SHIT I GET TO LIVE FOR REAL AGAIN.

[laurenthemself]

Like my learned prev, I also got spoons and am hoping they're the metaphorical kind.

In the event they are not, however, I am arranging a situation whereby no office tearoom ever runs out of spoons because people keep hoarding them at their desks again.

[somanyjacks]

Summer reading

What are you all reading right now? I just finished The Astral Library by Kate Quinn and really loved it. A total romp! Very enjoyable.

Also recently finished Strange Buildings and Strange Houses by Uketsu; I liked Buildings more than Houses but was a bit underwhelmed by both, sad to say.

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[myjetpack]

A heatwave cartoon for New Scientist.

[catasters]

[dovesandmagpies]

Howl's moving castle, illustrated in polymer clay part one

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[ladyshinga]

movie soundtracks kept forgetting other music existed during this period, it was awful

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."