Dr. Frederick Chilton

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hello all,

This website continues to confuse me. I wrote my 'status' -- or so I believed it was -- and now my assistant has informed me that, in fact, it was my 'you are ell', not a status update. I am uncertain on how to replace my you-are-ell. I would prefer it to be something other than a throwaway quip I invented on the fly.

Regardless, my surgeries are countless and my horizons are doomed to smell very strongly of menthol and aloe vera. If I never saw one of those plants again in my lifetime, it would still be all too soon.

Thanks, Dr. Chilton

(P.S. Freddie, I would appreciate the rights for 'Hannibal the Cannibal'. I am aware that we are in the middle of a legal battle, but won't you take pity on me? I'm having a scribe write this as I soak my scorched fingers in a something-or-other infusion. Perhaps you need some of this softening agent for your heart.)

(P.P.S. my scribe has informed me that I can 'at' you. I'll allow him to do it for me. @www-tattlecrime-dot-com )

[klargreeves]

i‘m on tiktok now JUST SO YOU KNOW (you wanna follow me so baaad)

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hi all,

Finally! Someone who finally appreciates me. Apparently, even a doctorate and being the (previous) owner of a mental hospital won't get you appreciation in the world of the upper class. I'm glad that I'm getting it here.

This looks excellent. I commend the photographer.

Thanks, Dr. Chilton

[fanfaron]

I feel like my new t-shirt may be appreciated/hilariously despised here.

I'm sorry, I know so many of y'all hate him, but he's just so cunty and I love him.

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hi all,

I always had confidence that the correct people would appreciate my work. While I am unfamiliar with current memes, I would say that the GGG trio is appropriate for myself. Keep... slaying.

Thanks, Dr. Chilton

[cappychino]

thinking about how chilton got rejected by both will and mason verger in the same episode.. my man can never win

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hi all,

I was not rejected... We simply had some differences. It was a mutual decision; we rejected each other. In no way was I the loser in any situation as to be rejected.

Thankyou, Dr. Chilton

[thefabledcannibals]

Do you think it was hard for Hannibal to see Chilton all roasted up like that and not take a bite out of him?

On the one hand, he’s basically on a platter and I think he’d enjoy eating chilton. On the other, the presentation is horrible and there’s no seasoning.

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hi all,

I am no longer 'roasted up'. My plastic surgeon is immensely talented, and equipped with the best skills that money can buy. Let's please not entertain my death at Hannibal's hand any longer. Look to the future, not at the past -- as my therapist likes to say.

Thankyou, Dr. Chilton

[bedpolls]

Frederick Chilton ( Hannibal NBC ) pls

Is Frederick Chilton good in bed?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 17, 2024

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[alive-and-not-thriving]

WHAT!

[clarice-starling-official-deact]

i think chilton deserves to be pelted with tuna as he is the worlds biggest loser -tunaguy85

TRUE FACTS!

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hello all, How would one feasibly pelt someone with tuna?

Also, why does everyone hate me? I am a respected professional.

Thanks, Chilton

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned-dea]

Silence of the lambs dnd session be apon ye

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned-dea]

@alive-and-not-thriving @not-a-cannibal-1 @clarice-starling-official enjoy yall

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hello all,

What is 'dnd'? The only possible solution I can think of is a misspelling of 'DnR'. I can't imagine what resuscitating has to do with that video.

Why do I die immediately?

Thanks, Chilton

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Truly, I cannot believe how nobody found Hannibal out. I just know that if I were on the team investigating the Ripper (no thanks to Mr. Crawford's adamant refusals!), he would have been put away much before this entire Murder Husbands spectacle.

[bernardones-best-friend]

(Sound of little rat paws smacking you repeatedly) *pap pap pap pap pap *pap *boggles

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Hello all, Is this a threat?

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Truly, I cannot believe how nobody found Hannibal out. I just know that if I were on the team investigating the Ripper (no thanks to Mr. Crawford's adamant refusals!), he would have been put away much before this entire Murder Husbands spectacle.

[bernardones-best-friend]

@alive-and-not-thriving skueek.

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Sq -- squeak? Sorry, why does a rat have an account on Tumblr?

[alive-and-not-thriving]

Doctor Frederick Chilton, esteemed psychiatrist

Hello all, I am Dr. Chilton, previous owner of the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane ( @dr-alana-verger please return my visitation rights. Thankyou) While I recover in an undisclosed location for my own safety, I will be active on Tumblr, lest I completely forget how to communicate with people at all in my lengthly time away. Additionally, I will take the opportunity to negotiate with @www-tattlecrime-dot-com about who owns the Hannibal the Cannibal copyright. I'm sure we can come to a reasonable conclusion. Thankyou all