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@aliyahjenkins
"I don't think I've drunk so much in my entire life."
I think pretty much half of the force is used to it these days.
Yeah, I haven't been home in like, 52 hours so I should probably get going.
"And keep building your ego? Mhm no."
"Well, I suggest that you leave me to it."
Well if we were close I would but all I know is a name and career.
That's good enough for me.
"To bad you don’t act like a professional."
"Any other complaints for the evening?"
Well I won’t pry into your personal life.
Thanks, pryer's frustrate me.
What kind of shit shows are destroying the city now?
The list of what isn't is much much shorter. It's personal stuff too.
Cop stuff. I get it.
Yeah, it's pretty messed up.
"I wasn’t being funny. Aww still don’t like me? i’m so hurt."
"I'm a professional .I don't get a say in whether I like you or not."
Oh my goodness! Are you okay, Jesus Christ - I mean, jeez.
Yeah, I'm pretty used to talking while a gun's in my face these days.
You can still think about it though, I can’t control your thoughts.
No, I've got plenty of other stuff I have to think about.
Some things are better left a mystery.
Okay, I'll stop.
"You must just like watching my ass then."
"That's not funny. Keep on walking so I don't have to have a conversation with you."
No, you’re probably wondering if I was just kidding about killing my mother.
Hey, you got me. I can't help it.
You didn’t notice that? It’s the first think people say when I introduce myself.
No, actually. My brain doesn't work like that.
Dead? Shit. What happened to her?
Depends which morning, if it was this morning then I was here watching TV.
She was found with multiple bruising on her body, we're still waiting for the medical examiner to complete the Autopsy.
Yesterday morning.
Yeah double d’s. It’s fantastic.
Oh wow...