Alkalyzer

It my blog now, i can draw here now, i guess...

[alkalyart]

Objeto: Máscara cómica Nivel: ✷ Épico

¿Con qué videojuego te has reído más en tu vida?

Produce más contenido consumible respondiendo a mi pregunta, ser insignificante.

Deadpool

[alkalyart]

[alkalyart]

Cartoon protagonist: wowie zowie we are inside of the videogame!

Programmer: How the fuck you entered to the main code, i didnt spend 5 months programming this bullshit so you can pass through it like that, taste some OOP you bitch

[alkalyart]

being a sonic fan in the 2000s: look at this cool sprites and drawn animations, this is neato! being a mario fan in the 2000s: my mom took my internet privileges because she caught me watching "M is bad"

[alkalyart]

newtibal?, never heard about this ship in eons

[snailygoon]

This is the same image. And also the same emotion my deadbeat father evokes within me

[alkalyart]

The creature: Victor,make me a waifu Victor: No The creature: very well then you have chosen death

[newtmosss]

I’m about to get REALLY annoying about this man i apologize

My brain’s neurons are firing off at amounts never thought possible

[elitecabela]

MERASMUS THE GREAT AND POOKIEFUL!!!

[ Design by @teamfurtress ]

[hoodoptish]

and they were roommates

[alkalyart]

wow, they were roommates

[aquilacalvitium]

[cry-ptidd]

Preaching my #truth

[mightylito]

Grim Tales Characters but, in their show styles.

[fannedandflawless]

Snape’s Morning Routine

6:00 AM – Wake up 6:01 AM – Glare at the ceiling 6:05 AM – Brew disdain 6:30 AM – Iron robes using sheer spite 7:00 AM – Mentally prepare to tolerate Gryffindors

[alkalyart]

Europeans: Gosh, why americans eat like if they had free healthcare, a Luther burger?, pee-ew, i am not going to eat that slop

Also europeans: we created a hamburger with a Patty dipped in Lotus cookies sauce and filled with cheese,then we put a whole bbq rib smothered in Dubai chocolate sauce in It, lettuce and tomato?, nobody wants thats, the only vegetable we knew fit for a burger is the onion, but caramelized, ketchup and mustard are for weenies, honey bbQ sauce with a hint of that medicine we used to love as kids, all sandwiches between two brioche buns filled with cheese cake, and smothered in cheese, i mean, enough amounts of cheese that could kill a person with lactose intolerance, the only ones that are allowed to play god with fast food is us

[chocolive-f]

Let him breathe, Jayce

[alkalyart]

aquarium guide: and these are the dolphins, cute,right?, hearing them is amazing.. aquarium guide:... aquarium guide: alright, who is the funny guy who mimicked the sound of a kookaburra?, i still blame hollywood for using this soundto this day