Im gonna preface this by saying that I am a total simp for him. We don’t know much about him from the actual books but everyone seems to be on the same page for the fanon version of him and I am here for it. Here are some hcs I have for him :)
- hes tall as shit like 6 foot at least
- hes either not on the quidditch team or hes a beater with blaise
- he gives very good hugs
- he tells jokes to deflect
- totally tells inappropriate jokes and thats what she said jokes
- he was raised by his death eater grandma who isn’t really a death eater cause shes old as shit
- he doesnt really care about blood purity but he isnt exactly gonna speak up against those who are prejiduced
- he had a crush on neville in 3rd year
- slight anger issues? like not really but has little outbursts if he gets overwhelmed or embarassed that he then has to try to fix with whoever he blew up at
- he thinks the weasley twins are hilarious and if he sees them setting up a prank he will pretend not to see (they totally notice this and decide not to prank him… as much)
- he has fluffy brown hair, not super light but not dark either, very medium like caramel
- hes like a golden retriever
- he can speak spanish because he had a nanny who spoke it when he was younger
- hes the kind of guy who flirts with his friends no matter the gender
- him flirting with Blaise who keeps a straight face and ignores him versus him flirting with Draco who is just scowling trying to get him to shut up
- crazy drunk. like actually. the amount of times draco and blaise have chased him down the halls is atrocious
- speaking of crazy, hes a total drama queen
- he thinks hermione is cute and doesnt care that she’s a muggleborn, but again hes not exactly gonna tell off draco when hes a dick
- if he made eye contact with any of the golden trio instead of glaring like his friend blondie he’ll smirk and wink at them just to see them get flustered cause he thinks its funny
- his family is close with the greengrasses, so he grew up with daphne and astoria
- he can braid because of this friendship due to the girls teaching him when they were younger
- i like to think that he was at their house and daphne was braiding astorias hair and he was like wtf how do u do that and astoria showed him on daphnes hair, after a lot of practice he can now do a french braid as well
- he loves candy. less chocolate, although he does love chocolate as well, but like candy candy like lollipops
- after the war he buys the leaky cauldron from tom who is retiring for like a lot of money cause he got that pureblood bank
- tom goes off for a comfy retirement and theo takes over
- he becomes friends with george who also works in diagon alley, he goes to the leaky cauldron for lunch breaks and the two become close and meet up outside of their work days
- yeah this is kinda all i got, idk who he would end up with it depends on so many different things
