It's All About Me

Hey, it's Dane | 30 | He/him | NYC | 🔞

[allaboutdane]

looked cute in vegas

[genericwhitehomosexual]

Taking boyslut applications now 🥴

[faggotlionjerksit]

God I love jerking off

[auzziey]

good morning, mooties 🫠

[dreamy-xo]

seducing them with my :3

[guerrillatech]

[holegoods]

talking with mutuals? 😍

sharing porn gifs with mutuals and saying “what if we 👀”? 🥵💯

[escuerzoresucitado]

We out here, stridulating off key

[bunjywunjy]

the humble sloth: serenely tumbles off a mountain in the background

[lazulibundtcake]

The cut to the live sloth reaction when the bird fucks up

[the-big-mood]

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

[vamplyre-bat]

bro, lemme touch your body hair. It’s for HP recovery, bro please

[ghiblin]

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ハウルの動く城 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[visandrack]

[rtdtn]

[rudeteens]

Everything needs to be glass, if it can’t be glass it needs to be ceramic, if it can’t be ceramic it needs to be wood, if it can’t be wood it needs to be stainless steel, if it can’t be stainless steel it needs to be stone, if it can’t be stone it needs to be glass

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated