“...miles to go before I sleep.”

Zac. Still an ingénue, damnit. MA. Married to @butchytwink snap: zacariatho “The water’s dark and deep inside this ancient heart...”

[inas-garten]

Every day is Leg Day™️

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[lesbianshepard]

Not proud of what I turn into when several mangos are put in front of me. The lack of self restraint is shameful. I would compare it to how fiction describes werewolves, or newly turned vampires. Everyone who has had a good mango understands, though.

[lesbianshepard]

last time I got a bunch of mangos I went into a sort of mango induced bacchanal madness, ended up eating the skin too because it was so thin, and the next day I ended up with my face swollen to hell because it turns out that mango skin has the same chemical as poison ivy, and eating that is bad. I did an interview on a reckless amount of antihistamines, got the job, and ate the last two mangos.

[lesbianshepard]

update: it happened again

[miamiplays]

Stop liking my horny shit and start sending me horny shit 😌

[bubblexgum-deactivated20211104]

any sadists wanna throw me around and bruise me... ya know...as a treat

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[fluffingston]

show me your dicks

[papayajuan2019]

currently residing in the exact middle point between ebb and flow

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[rarestsparkle]

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[greelin]

“you’ll feel better after a good night’s rest” do i look like someone who has had one of those in the last two decades

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pokemon]

Here's a dancing Totodile to brighten your day ☀️

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off