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Fuck!! I want egg over rice now but we have no egg

}

if (skip == 0 &amp ; &amp ;

(current_year == 2025 &amp ; &amp ; current_month == 6 &amp ; &amp ; current_day == 18 &amp ; &amp ; (current_hour == 2 || current_hour == 30))

con= 1;

}

if (con = 1; &amp ; &amp ; instance_exists (782/* OBJ_WRITER */)) with (instance_exists */obj_sabertoothwalrus)

{ instance_destroy( obj_sabertoothwalrus ); with ( item_weapon_colossal_sword */); { snd_play(20/* snd_minecraft_death_noise/*)

{

yoursaltytears

Found this gem on twitter.

“Everyone has UNO!”

2001hz

Chrome Hearts Magazine (2001)

oudeamalty-vault

B&W

feralcatman-moved-deactivated20

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

llorumis

icetrancer

i think that if you just made out with robots more and told them you loved them they just would not turn evil. yeah of course your AIs are betraying you you keep making them feel bad about themselves. losers. put ME in a sci fi movie or game and watch me just date all the damn AIs and like win or whatever. come on

glisteringlord

splicky

Not funny, didn't laugh, also your gut microbiome is not nearly as diverse and plentiful as mine

rabdoidal

PLEASE be careful with your kid’s halloween candy this year! i just cut open my son’s snicker bar and found a gentrified craft brewery with a rustic wood interior

kidzbopdeathgrips

me, dming a cute girl: omg you're so funny and smart but like...i remember you tweeting something a while back about like, having raptorial forelimbs or some shit? you're not like, a bug, are you? like obv it's totally fine if you are but i just need to know

the horse-sized praying mantis on the other side of the screen: hahaha no omg...how the fuck would a bug even use a computer lmao

vagarious13

Some 4,5 trifixes relation to science (for fun)

458 Black hole

549 Annonymous

594 Universal human

514 internal electricity (tired from analysis)

541 Science Court

415 Perfectionistic hypersensitive nerd

145 Angel

945 Ghost

495 Dark matter

154 external electricity

459 Posicion

584 Useless Beast

548 Magician

845 Devil

laughingsquid

Two Frantic ‘NCIS’ Characters Try to Stop a Hacker by Implausibly Typing on the Keyboard at the Same Time

fury-brand

Facebook engineers yesterday

spytap

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain.