dog with a blog

im fat

[weirdrtvscomments]

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[tall]

[pisces-core]

c

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]

[inzergue]

[windyvalleyzone]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[sandmandaddy69]

[ouroborosorder]

fucking losing my shit over elizabeth holmes' fucking twitter banner

[charl0ttan]

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]