Allan Bravecog Official

HI ITS ME ALLAN BRAVECOG AKA S.V.P FROM TOONTOWN I love my fat chud son🥰🥰🥰

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[ilovecfogyatt]

Hey Chris😃

Sooooooooooo because its pride month the local hardware store has a discount for gay people

BUT I DON’T HAVE A HUSBAND

sooo you should totally pretend to be my husband so we can get that 50% off discount 😋

going to the hardware store, especially with YOU, is a waste of my time and money. why don't you go ask the CJ or CEO?

[allanbravecogofficial]

I've already asked and they said no😢😢😢😢😢 c'mon, don't you wanna save money. I know you looooooove money🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[ilovecfogyatt]

I'd save more money if I just didn't go out.

[allanbravecogofficial]

Yeah, but you'd also be saving my joy and whimsy if you go to the hardware store with me ^^

[ilovecfogyatt]

Hey Chris😃

Sooooooooooo because its pride month the local hardware store has a discount for gay people

BUT I DON’T HAVE A HUSBAND

sooo you should totally pretend to be my husband so we can get that 50% off discount 😋

going to the hardware store, especially with YOU, is a waste of my time and money. why don't you go ask the CJ or CEO?

[allanbravecogofficial]

I've already asked and they said no😢😢😢😢😢 c'mon, don't you wanna save money. I know you looooooove money🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[allanbravecogofficial]

Happy pride month everyone🥰

We are now selling limited edition rainbow crude oil❤️🧡💛💚💙🩶🖤

And shout out to my demi son🥰 he's such a tiny cuddle animal🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also every sellbot MUST wear a rainbow suit and if they don't THEY'RE FIRED

Thank you🥰

[allanbravecogofficial]

Good day Mr. Bravecog, Cashbots here, please tell mr. Dolair to not put us on the train track in rush hour please.

@ilovecfogyatt stop doing that or I'll tell the chairman and your pay will get decreased by 5 cents!1!1!1!1!1🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😡😡😡

[ilovecfogyatt]

maybe if you Cashbots work instead of slacking off much like Mr. Bravecog's lethargic son, I'll consider.

with that being said, GET BACK TO WORK! YOU'RE ALL WASTING MY TIME AND TIME. IS. MONEY!

you're all getting on my LAST nerve and my head is already THROBBING.

[allanbravecogofficial]

Heh, which one🤪

(SORRY I HAD TOO)

[allanbravecogofficial]

The interactions u have with that cfo larper/yumeshipper make me want to ship the vp and cfo now

Thank you both for fueling my gay fantasies

Can I ship u both for rp purposes (I'm normal I swear)

I... uh... I mean, there's nothing I can do to stop youu...

[allanbravecogofficial]

Good day Mr. Bravecog, Cashbots here, please tell mr. Dolair to not put us on the train track in rush hour please.

@ilovecfogyatt stop doing that or I'll tell the chairman and your pay will get decreased by 5 cents!1!1!1!1!1🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😡😡😡

[allanbravecogofficial]

hi dad hows tumblr been

Cathy is that you🥹 there are some weirdos but its been good so far🥰🥰🥰 remember, if you need anything, im always here❤️❤️❤️

[allanbravecogofficial]

im gonna sell ur chud son for the big bucks

NOOOOOO NOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'll give you all my paperweights if you don't do that!

WAIT NVM I NEED THOSE

uhhh

I'll give you 100-

No 50-

NO 5 chrispy dollar bills if you don't sell my son🥰 what a deal, am I right?

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[ilovecfogyatt]

@allanbravecogofficial

[allanbravecogofficial]

Uhh... sssuuuurrreee🥰🥰🤢🥰🥰

[allanbravecogofficial]

Kicking my feet and giggling hoping that I'm not a weird little guy for saying ts....

It's Allan guys... The big man himself... Ooo.. taps chin... Joyfully... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Okay I'm sorry I'll leave the room

Yes, it is I 😁

Idk why you're tapping your chin like that... oh well, strange people wonder into my office all the time (talking about you Chris😝)

[ilovecfogyatt]

discord mod ass

[allanbravecogofficial]

Hey, I am no such thing!😡 I'm too busy for stuff like that!

[ilovecfogyatt]

like what? getting pied?

[allanbravecogofficial]

Uh-... well-... yes... BUT IT ISN'T MY FAULT

[allanbravecogofficial]

Kicking my feet and giggling hoping that I'm not a weird little guy for saying ts....

It's Allan guys... The big man himself... Ooo.. taps chin... Joyfully... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Okay I'm sorry I'll leave the room

Yes, it is I 😁

Idk why you're tapping your chin like that... oh well, strange people wonder into my office all the time (talking about you Chris😝)

[ilovecfogyatt]

discord mod ass

[allanbravecogofficial]

Hey, I am no such thing!😡 I'm too busy for stuff like that!

[typhoidmumphs]

I'm losing my sanity yall 😞😞

mistakes into miracles ig

(the Aquamarine hair chick is not a oc btw)

[ilovecfogyatt]

holy shit it's you

@allanbravecogofficial

[allanbravecogofficial]

GAAAH!😱

[allanbravecogofficial]

Kicking my feet and giggling hoping that I'm not a weird little guy for saying ts....

It's Allan guys... The big man himself... Ooo.. taps chin... Joyfully... 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Okay I'm sorry I'll leave the room

Yes, it is I 😁

Idk why you're tapping your chin like that... oh well, strange people wonder into my office all the time (talking about you Chris😝)

[allanbravecogofficial]

can u sell more cuz like I need more money and cuz I need to buy like 50 big macs

Well, it's not so easy making sells! Also, that is NO way to spend company money, Chris😡😡😡

[allanbravecogofficial]

HI its me, the senior vice president of the C.O.G.S😃😃😃😃😃 AKA Allanwrench Bravecog 😘

Anyways Cathal told me to get Tumblr so I did🥰🥰🥰

Woah Chris is here too🤯😱 @ilovecfogyatt

[ilovecfogyatt]

this isn't even my account, Allanwrench. since when did you get here?

[allanbravecogofficial]

Uhm just now, duh🤪

[allanbravecogofficial]

HI its me, the senior vice president of the C.O.G.S😃😃😃😃😃 AKA Allanwrench Bravecog 😘

Anyways Cathal told me to get Tumblr so I did🥰🥰🥰

Woah Chris is here too🤯😱 @ilovecfogyatt