Autobiography Of A Wimpy Kid

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My first drawing of a horse 😊 thanks to the good lord for giving me this talent. Now just to get better 😂 #sketch #drawing #pencil #charcoal #horses

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This nation is in trouble, but let us remember that we are ALL part of God's Devine plan. Here in Psalm 91 it's talking about how God will keep us and deliver us from the snare of the fowler. The definition of the word "fowler" is "a professional bird catcher". Considering our national animal is an eagle, a graceful and mighty bird, that represents our nation, I think this passage suits our nations current situation. The devil and the leaders of this nation are "catching us" (so to speak) in traps that seem as though we have no hope of rescue. Let me tell ya somethin. God is my strength an my refuge! He WILL deliver me and my nation from the hand of the fowler and take me into refuge under His wing, and the truth of His almighty Word shall reign and I will one day be worshiping at my Father's feet! I have heard from more than one minister that this year is a year of change, of things coming to pass, and that God is working on rising up a mighty army of warriors! I proclaim it in the name of Jesus and I believe with all my heart that this will come to pass, so get ready folks! This may be a bumpy ride!

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Me and my crush just had this conversation.

Cody:

What if you died choking on that pizza! Then you time traveled back in time to haunt your previous self with the microwave just so maybe you wouldn’t eat the pizza and not die choking on it… But then you would never die and go back in time in the first place so a parallel universe is created to deal with the paradoxes and in one universe you are forever a microwave ghost, haunting every microwaves for the rest of time and space. And in the other you finish your pizza happily and we continue to have this wonderful conversation about time paradoxes and whatnot but wait…. what if since you figured out about your alternate universe wouldn’t that create another parallel universe where we didn’t have this conversation while you were eating your delicious pizza and we just talked about something boring like “pizzas taste good” or “how sarcastic I am”.

Me:

Well then, I would have to contact the Doctor, he would take me to the alternate universe where I could then make everything right, but wait! We ran into the Cybermen! And they captured you and the Doctor!!! What?!?!?! Now it’s up to me to save you!!!!!! So I contact Rose, and the other Doctor, who isn’t really the Doctor, and we set out to find you and the Doctor. We use the psychic paper that fell out of the Doctors pocket when the Cybermen captured him, (actually he is clever and dropped it where he knew I would look) and we get into Torchwood to see what exactly is going on. There, we find that the Cybermen have taken over Torchwood and that the alternate me is running the joint! But we have to avoid her seeing me in order to avid a time paradox, and we somehow manage to get past the Cybermen and find where you and the Doctor are being held hostage, and we get you out, but then, we are captured again and the alternate universe me finds out our plans and pretends she is this universes me and the Doctor has no clue! Meanwhile, you figured out it wasn’t the real me, because I called you Cody White, and so then you…

Cody:

So I do nothing, I do absolutely nothing. What can a human being like me do against Cybermen and a evil Miranda? You try to persuade me to think! Think of a way to get out of this place. But I have no idea, I’m just a human. Then the Doctor sighs “I was hoping you would never find out this way” he says. Find out what? I think to myself. The Cybermen and evil Miranda start to talk among themselves, the Doctor nods at me to look at the psychic paper. I pick it up off the ground where you dropped it when the Cybermen captured us, I stare at it blankly for a few second, a small grin appears on my face accompanied by a tear sliding down my cheek. I pull something out of my pocket and open it, All of a sudden I say to you “Hold on! I’ll get us out of this” I take off running to the Tardis and for some reason the door opens for me. You wonder what could cause this change in heart from me, your eyes catch the paper laying next to your feet. You slowly reach down to pick it up to see what it says. As you’re reading it the Cybermen are already coming for you and the doctor. But you’ve already read what the paper says. You pull the watch out of your pocket, “how have I not known it was there?” You ask yourself. You open the watch slowly and all of a sudden all of your memories flood back into your mind. Time lord memories. Then out of nowhere the Tardis appears! I come out of the Tardis with none other that Captain Jack Harkness. Together we defeat the Cybermen and get away from evil Miranda, back to our own timeline, our own universe. To be continued

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Me and my crush just had this conversation.

Cody:

What if you died choking on that pizza! Then you time traveled back in time to haunt your previous self with the microwave just so maybe you wouldn’t eat the pizza and not die choking on it… But then you would never die and go back in time in the first place so a parallel universe is created to deal with the paradoxes and in one universe you are forever a microwave ghost, haunting every microwaves for the rest of time and space. And in the other you finish your pizza happily and we continue to have this wonderful conversation about time paradoxes and whatnot but wait…. what if since you figured out about your alternate universe wouldn’t that create another parallel universe where we didn’t have this conversation while you were eating your delicious pizza and we just talked about something boring like “pizzas taste good” or “how sarcastic I am”.

Me:

Well then, I would have to contact the Doctor, he would take me to the alternate universe where I could then make everything right, but wait! We ran into the Cybermen! And they captured you and the Doctor!!! What?!?!?! Now it’s up to me to save you!!!!!! So I contact Rose, and the other Doctor, who isn’t really the Doctor, and we set out to find you and the Doctor. We use the psychic paper that fell out of the Doctors pocket when the Cybermen captured him, (actually he is clever and dropped it where he knew I would look) and we get into Torchwood to see what exactly is going on. There, we find that the Cybermen have taken over Torchwood and that the alternate me is running the joint! But we have to avoid her seeing me in order to avid a time paradox, and we somehow manage to get past the Cybermen and find where you and the Doctor are being held hostage, and we get you out, but then, we are captured again and the alternate universe me finds out our plans and pretends she is this universes me and the Doctor has no clue! Meanwhile, you figured out it wasn’t the real me, because I called you Cody White, and so then you…

Cody:

So I do nothing, I do absolutely nothing. What can a human being like me do against Cybermen and a evil Miranda? You try to persuade me to think! Think of a way to get out of this place. But I have no idea, I’m just a human. Then the Doctor sighs “I was hoping you would never find out this way” he says. Find out what? I think to myself. The Cybermen and evil Miranda start to talk among themselves, the Doctor nods at me to look at the psychic paper. I pick it up off the ground where you dropped it when the Cybermen captured us, I stare at it blankly for a few second, a small grin appears on my face accompanied by a tear sliding down my cheek. I pull something out of my pocket and open it, All of a sudden I say to you “Hold on! I’ll get us out of this” I take off running to the Tardis and for some reason the door opens for me. You wonder what could cause this change in heart from me, your eyes catch the paper laying next to your feet. You slowly reach down to pick it up to see what it says. As you’re reading it the Cybermen are already coming for you and the doctor. But you’ve already read what the paper says. You pull the watch out of your pocket, “how have I not known it was there?” You ask yourself. You open the watch slowly and all of a sudden all of your memories flood back into your mind. Time lord memories. Then out of nowhere the Tardis appears! I come out of the Tardis with none other that Captain Jack Harkness. Together we defeat the Cybermen and get away from evil Miranda, back to our own timeline, our own universe. To be continued

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Me and Jacob built a fort In my living room, I'm not sayin its gonna stay there forever, but I'm not sayin I'm gonna be takin it down anytime soon. 😎

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Thank you Mikayla, for proving my point, of you having no life, to the world! 😂😂😂 @mckydstarlight

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If you've got more hair rollers, and Bobby pins in your glove box than gloves... You MIGHT be Pentecostal #pentacostal

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Me attempting Part of the Doctor Who theme dubstep remix. #doctorwho #doctorwhofandom #whovian #dubstep #dubstepremix

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Me attempting the dubstep to the dubstep remix of the Sherlock theme. #sherlock #sherlockholmes #dubstep #dance

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There are some things that just should NOT be pumpkinified. 😷

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I had such a great day today! I got to come and visit the BEST grandparents anyone could EVER ask for 😊 it was a long drive, but well worth it 😊 I even got to go to church tonight with Uncle Matthew and I painted some letters on a skirt and fender while Granny took up one of my blue jean skirts. No more safety pins!!!

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Takin Diamond (the lab in the back) and Griffith (the giant half tiger half house cat) to the vet. The cats not to happy. He complained the whole way there. #farmgirl #farmlife #livinthedream

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Nothin like hangin out with your best friend on a rainy day 😊 #germanshepherd #dog #lifewithdogs #bestfriends

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Hey guys! Please go check out my new photography website and let me know what you think! I'm getting graded for school credit so give me some constructive criticism! Here's the link. http://sweetteanlemon.photoshelter.com/index#!/index #photography #photographyislife

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Happy national dog day! Love this big baby right here. I'm surprised I got this picture. She was mad at me. She just had her bath 😏#happynationaldogday #nationaldogday #love #germanshepherd #mybaby

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I’ve about decided that Snoopy’s real name is Joe. I mean think about it. Every time he talks about himself, he refers to himself in the third person, in this case, “Joe perfect!” but since he is a dog, he can’t talk and tell people that his real name is Joe. So he just goes by the name Charlie Brown gave him, Snoopy.

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