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[somegremlin]:
‘ How about we STAB A MUMMY A MILLION TIMES ? ‘
“ Sounds fun, but if we stab him too many times he’ll die! And we don’t want to give him what he wants! Let’s settle on half a milion stabs for a mummy! “
“ How about instead of throwing a kid we stab a mummy instead? “
[somegremlin]:
‘ Well, I think it’s going to take some time ANYWAY ! All of the ADULTS really like fighting over me ! Like, ACTUALLY fighting over me ! ‘
“ Then let’s run away while we can! If we do it now no one will notice and there’ll be no more cruel punishments! I bet no matter who takes you, everything will bw the same! “
“ Why everyone tries to adopt Yumeno now? I don’t agree for that! “
@selbstentlleibung :♟for No Longer Human || meido! ||
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It wasn’t a surprise to see at Dazai’s apartment No Longer Human slacking off, just lying on the armchair, book hold above him, even if many would believe that it was impossible with eyes wrapped up, yet he did. After all he was just an ability, no amount of work was directly his. Only odd thing was his outfit. He got convinced by few girls and other abilities to try on the dress. It wasn’t too bad, if not the fact that all of them left him alone in it. He waited for a bit, before giving up and going home. Obvoisuly he tried to get it off before, but it was getting boring. So he just gave up and was lying in this outfit for a whole day already, until Dazai came home. Despite that moment other went in, he was just lying around, no heavy attempts to ask for help. It wasn’t that bad after few hours of sitting in it.
“ Mind helping out of it? Girls put me in this, but no fucking clue how to get out of it. “ It was more of just thrown comment than anything else.
Since the asshole woke up... Like for some kind of one-liner/short starter from him
“ Oh, kids are arguing. How cute. “
How much of a THOT are you?
“ Excuse me, I’m not a thot! Zero! Nothing! Not at all! “
Random Arma 3 Bullshit 3/5 sentence starters
video by SovietWomble warning for some NSFW, change pronouns as needed
“ do not smoke at the petrol station, but an autocannon is a-okay. “
“ is [name] in the gun? “
“ right, so this could be interesting. “
“ WE’RE GOING HUNTING! “
“ yeah, I’m fine and fuck you by the way. “
“ why, what have I done? “
“ I messaged you three times this morning. I was requesting a rescue. “
“ it’s the.. the time of the month dude. ”
“ you’re on your period? “
“ no not my period. “
“ I’m hormonal. “
“ are you cheating on me? “
“ so yeah, it was a great morning. “
“ are you watching this? “
“ thank you for making me out to be a mentally unstable person, like I were totally wasn’t joking in the car at all. “
“ he called you mentally unstable. “
“ WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU HITTING THE BACK OF ME?! “
“ she’s now.. sitting on my lap right now and I’m kind of scared of her. “
“ just be concerned if there’s a kitchen knife missing. “
“ you’re a cunt. “
“ I love you. “
“ I will be whatever you want me to be. “
“ I wanna be single. “
“ you’re allowed to tell all of the stories about me if you want to, but don’t take them out of context, CAUSE THEN I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! “
*wimpering*
“ Ooh, we should save him. “
“ don’t stick your dick in crazy. “
“ but she’s so hot. “
“ it’s worth it. “
“ he’s hopeless, he’s lost. “
“ FUCKING GIMMIE MY CAR BACK!!! “
“ come with me [name] come with me “
“ did you shoot [name]? “
“ LOOK AT WHAT HE’S DONE TO MY CAR HE’S PUT A FUCKING HOLE IN IT. “
“ n-nevermind, just carry on. “
“ get your head down “
“ don’t shoot at it. “
“ anyway have you got your gun? “
“ err no I don’t have a gun. “
“ do yo want to go back and get it? “
“ I don’t need it though. “
“ but we’re gonna go attack something. “
“ where the fuck did you go? “
“ blew up [name]’s car. “
Random Viscera Cleanup Detail Bullshittery Sentece Starters pt.1
video by SovietWomble
“ what are you clowns doing? “
“ why are you stockpiling buckets? “
“ we need more buckets. “
“ no no no we have enough buckets “
“ UNCLEAN! “
“ I JUST CLEANED THAT WHOLE WALL! “
“ I’ll have you know that I’m an artist. “
“ yep, why do you think I like working at incinerator? “
“ MORE BUCKETS! “
“ wait, did we leave [name] alone with the bucket machine? “
“ OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! “
“ THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH BUCKETS! “
“ can you start body parts? “
“ I can see it’s a bucket thank you [name]. “
“ what the hell is this? “
“ we’re not cleaning to this music. “
“ I’m probably gonna regret saying this, but… [name] can you get me a bucket? “
“ I have one already. ”
“ NO I GOT THIS! “
“ thank you mate. “
“ that is a bucket full of blood. “
“ why is there a human leg in a bucket machine? “
“ if you’re on no-fly list somewhere in the world, then someone’s not doing their job. “
“ how many people are in there? “
“ awwww “
“ TOO MANY BUCKETS! “
“ right shall we do it properly this time? “
“ i’ll be the bucket guy “
“ NO “
“ do you know how to hack the doors? “
“ guys is there a bucket machine in there? “
“ can you stop washing each other? “
“ DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY PEASANTS! “
“ put shit in the hole. “
“ out the way. “
“ you see this is why people outsorce it to chinese. “
“ you’re spraying blood all over the walls. “
“ this the exact opposite of what we’re supposed to do. “
“ IT’S FUCKING WORSE THEN WHEN WE STARTED IT! “
“ don’t stuff me down the hole! “
“ To the dear person who stole the page - fuck you. “
((...did I come back to add another muse? Yes, I did... ))
We Ran Out of CD Space Sentence Starters
“ What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts? “
“ Man, that’s fuckin’ sweet I can’t believe the world is made of doughnuts. ”
“ What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? “
“ What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? “
“ What if you peed out of your nose? “
“ What if your face was shaped like Mexico? Or trapezoids? Or Texas and Hawaii?
“ What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? “
“ What if another world then ate the world made out of doughnuts making all the doughnut people pissed? “
“ What if your face was made of bumblebees? “
“ Dude, this really sucks I do not want a face made out of bumblebees. ”
“ What if your dad was made of rainbows? “
“ You would be like “OMG that’s lame I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots.”
“ What if your pool was filled with applesauce? “
“ What if a hotdog was your tongue? “
“ What if your mouth was filled with broken glass? And fire ants? And three-meat jambalaya? “
“ What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? “
“ And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees ensuring that there would be no escape? “
“ What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? “
“ Awww, look at the puppy dog. Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy? Whatch'ya doin? Who’s the puppy dog, you’re the puppy dog, he’s a puppy dog, the puppy doggies! ”
“ Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? “
“ What if your butt was on your chest? “
“ What if guitars could squirt out sour cream? And nacho cheese? And pure sulfuric acid? “
“ A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: Hey... got any grapes? “
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sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards , all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds , not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”