𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐀 !

a gossip blog for all elite hq. dedicating our lives to find out your deepest, darkest tea - or who you slept with last night. 𝒎𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

[allelitetea]

kenny is bisexual but i think he's only super gay for kota

Please, that is so obvious. When Kota's in the room, everything else is dead to Mr. Omega. Now those are two that are really in love, nothing fake about it.

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Funny how Arabella tries to twist that Roxanne is insane for being upset.

You know what they say, narcissists love to gaslight the innocent.

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EVERYONE notices the feelings Roxanne has for Jon Arabella's comment was uncalled for. Roxanne should have popped her in the jaw.

Did anyone else happen to notice that Arabella didn't even mention Jon until Roxanne did? You can preach you had no malicious intent all day but sweetheart... we know you. Yikes.

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are we just going to ignore the fact that jon took roxanne to mexico???

Are we supposed to be surprised by anything that man does these days? Let's all just praise the high heavens that those two didn't go to Vegas and come back married with no prenup. Can we even call this a win?

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Arabella started shit with her fake ass "criticism" excuse and couldn't handle the heat. Max was the perfect one to call her out and now she's trying to make him look bad. You fucked someone at AEW, big deal. Own it since you're so "open" about it. If it's public knowledge then it's free game.

Honestly after Max's heartfelt promo on Dynamite I think we all needed this boost of 'MJF' around here to boost moral. We love the drama.

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any tea on mara ? she seems like she reeks of desperation to be liked.

She's just new and loving the people she works with. What's desperate about that?

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I can’t see what Noelle and Garcia have in common considering she’s a prude and he fucks anything that walks.

For the first time in maybe forever, I don't think I agree with you? Noelle barely has a mean hair on her body. And Garcia with that attitude, I don't think he could score all that much until he fixes himself. So calling him a whore and her a priss really just don't match how they seem.

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did y'all see gionna straight up admit she has feelings for daria in an ask?

unf. Who wouldn't? Finally some straight forward love calling. We love to see it.

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any tea on the new girl monica?

The babe's from atlanta, she works for the wonderous world of social media a la WWE (better or worse than AEW? Let's keep that fight going) and with the hottest tea available, Single.

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max got the best of arabella and she tried to deflect with some bullshit slut shaming theory. you lost this time. own up to it.

You can't tell me that everyone had their eyes glued to that fight. We love the drama. Please keep it going, for our sake?

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I ship Brock/Roxanne more than Mox/Roxanne to be real with you.

Jon and Roxanne have a weird history that probably would turn sour fast if they went further. They're not stupid. But Brock and Roxanne? Roxie would this be considered an upgrade or downgrade from Don? Serious Question.

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hello paparazzi, this is Danhausen. can you free him from the Disney jail?

Awe, Elitehausen in no way came to your beaconing call. Did you curse your way out, Mr Danhausen?

By the way, big fan.

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Who has the worst tat? Cody’s neck or Brock’s tummy?

For me? Cody's neck. Hands down. That thing is atrocious and just not attractive in the least. Sorry, Mr. Rhodes. Brock wins this one.

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Good to see Daniel Garcia not crying about how bad he is now. All it took was him getting his way with Noelle. Hope she likes playing mommy every time he gets upset and throws a tantrum.

Phew, good luck Noelle. We've all seen Daniel blow up. How you could forgive him in the first place is insane. When he calls you out aggressively again, don't say we didn't tell you so.

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FINALLY. The asshole in Maxwell Jacob Friedman came out this morning and I couldn't be more happy right now.

The Maxwell we all deserve. Please keep him around? @burberrybuff

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Spotted Danny skipping out on Charli’s birthday to hang out with a certain tall blonde. I wonder what that’s all about.

Daniel. Christmas was over a month ago. After New Years you're supposed to take down the tree and move on. Know anyone named Love or Valentine? I think you might have a thing for girls named after Holidays. Might be something nice to try.

Good luck!

Also, poor Charli. On her own Birthday.

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I’m glad Ricky finally found someone, but holy shit he’s cringey and annoying about it. He talks to and about Mercedes like a high schooler. Dude, you’re in your thirties.

Everyone handles their feelings differently. Some have it a lot more intense than others. I think Ricky is the poster boy for the level he's at. Doesn't seem like Mercedes is too bothered by it either. To each their own.