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drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

stanaxojmo

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

shouldnt

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*

tidalvaves-deactivated20160922

so I got a text from a random number

whybenedict-deactivated20141123

my favorite thing is sometimes ben c has a jawline and sometimes he has ten chins

alucardapologist

A progression of bad language

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that. Elementary school: What the heck. Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

awperhand

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

alltimeloe

the phrase “you don’t look like you like that type of music” makes no sense. what does music taste look like. why does it matter. your opinion does not control my ipod.

juztgurlythingz

best-of-memes

mintypineapple

Beautiful.

asterkid-deactivated20150106

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

jarley-puckerrose

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

eileenthequeen-deactivated20170

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

eileenthequeen-deactivated20170

Wow, 500 notes