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"It's not a serial killer thing or anything." Kale clarified. "I don't really wanna hunt, it's just the wolf won't stop until it's had human meat. I don't like it, man, trust me. I used to be a vegetarian before all this!" Kale lied, because not only had he never been a vegetarian before, he knew perfectly well that he and the wolf were one in the same and they both lived for the hunt.

"You weren't there." He challenged, a smug smirk on his face for a moment as his eyes met hers again and he confidently said. "I would've smelled you if you were." Some small part of him worried she had been watching him every time he hunted, but how could that even be possible?

Kale let out a snarl of pain and gritted his teeth as the silver blade was pressed even further into his skin, already excruciating pain somehow made worse. For a moment he was blinded by uncharacteristic rage and wanted nothing more than to rip the knife from her hand and slash her throat with it, even if he'd never used a weapon in his life. Instead he'd try something with less of a chance of the knife slipping and killing him in the process.

"I've been training for years. Silver doesn't do much anymore." He bluffed, because the tiny bit he'd be able to force wouldn't be enough to do much and was nowhere near a full transformation, but hopefully it’d be enough to scare her. He growled as bared teeth started turning sharp and jagged, overcrowding his mouth as his canine teeth grew into long fangs. Unfortunately for him he wasn’t able to hold it long or transform any further, teeth turning back to normal in less than a minute. 

“Hey, that’s not fair, man. You weren’t there so you don’t know.” Kale retorted, because he’d heard similar comments about the hippie movement before from people he didn’t think had any right to be making them. Right back to his peaceful facade the second he didn’t have his fangs to help him, he continued. “I’m not sure a wolf hunting for food is really something to bring morality into.”

[allexplodejustthesame]

“I’ve seen the look on your face after a hunt,” she said, laughing. “You love it as much as ‘the wolf’ does. I bet you’re thinking about your next chance to hunt right now.” Erika didn’t really think he had a one-track mind, but she knew that the power of suggestion was strong, and there was a good chance bringing up an interest of Kale’s would be enough to cause his thoughts to drift to that idea.

Erika met the smug expression with a too-sweet smile of her own. “Not if you weren’t expecting me, not when I made sure I was always part of a group. I have years of experience in making sure my quarry never suspects a thing until I want them to know they’re being hunted, Kale. And you’re a more cunning hunter than you claim to be. You’re not even always a wolf when you kill.”

Then he started to transform. Her confidence turned to terror, and she couldn’t hide it. She was going to die right here and now, just after bringing attention to the very fact that would end in her immediate demise. Kale was stronger than her, and if the silver failed her, his fangs were more than enough to bring about a brutal death. There was no time to run, and she wouldn’t be able to drive the knife deep enough into his flesh before he ripped her to shreds.

Even when his teeth reverted to a more human set, Erika couldn’t stop shaking. She pressed the knife deeper into his skin, but she’d recovered just enough of her senses to avoid seriously injuring the werewolf, or worse, killing him outright. The game wouldn’t end now after all.

“Well, I do enjoy getting to know my quarry face-to-face. But if you can’t keep your fangs to yourself, perhaps it’s time to end our evening early,” said Erika. The menace in her tone was accompanied by a touch of genuine regret. After trying to end her life so early, Kale deserved to think he was about to die, but it was a pity. Up until that disaster, this was the most fun she’d had in years.

“If you were just a wolf, you’d be killed for what you’ve done. You pretend it’s that simple, you lose the only reason anyone has to let you live.” She drew a pair of silver handcuffs from her pocket, careful to keep the knife to his throat with her other hand. Letting her guard down, even for a moment, could still prove fatal. If only she were still confident that the handcuffs would be enough to keep him in human form.

[allexplodejustthesame]

{@feralhippie from here}

Erika smirked at that change in expression.  Oh, when she hunted someone certain of their place at the top of the food chain, it was always so much fun to watch their confidence falter. 

“I’m here for you, wolf-man,” she said brightly, then tsked at his changing eyes.  “But we can’t have you transforming right now.”  To make sure of that, Erika slid the knife so it was lying against bare skin.  “Tell me, how do you choose your victims?”  If he had enough control over himself to choose at all when he was a wolf, she expected him to lie about his methods, but the answer would be useful, nonetheless. 

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He'd never been attacked by a hunter in the safety of his van before, usually encountering them in the woods, so there was something about being cornered in his own home that had shaken him to the point of being unable to recover as quickly from the ambush as he otherwise might.

Kale winced and let out a small whimper of pain when the silver blade burned his bare collarbone, yellow eyes reverting back to brown. She obviously knew what she was doing and wasn't going to give him the chance to transform he realized with horror, face scrunched up in concentration as he tried to transform anyway but the silver did its job and prevented him.

"Victims? Hey man, it's not like that. I try to live a peaceful life. I'm a pacifist! If you mean when I hunt, I can't help what happens on the full moon."

[allexplodejustthesame]

“That’s interesting,” said Erika, still in that chipper tone.  “When I’m choosing mine, I watch them for a few months first, to decide if they’re worth the hunt.” 

She’d had to stay near other people to avoid being noticed, but Erika had still seen enough to know this man was lying; that he didn’t only kill on the full moon, when he couldn’t control the wolf. 

“If you’re trying to ‘give peace a chance’, you’re doing a terrible job.”  She grinned, continuing to trace his skin with the knife, combining cruelty with mercy.  The silver would burn more of his flesh this way, but if she kept it on one spot, the injury would be much worse.  If that happened, it might be days or weeks before he could transform again, and that just wouldn’t be sporting.       

[allexplodejustthesame]

{@feralhippie from here}

Erika smirked at that change in expression.  Oh, when she hunted someone certain of their place at the top of the food chain, it was always so much fun to watch their confidence falter. 

“I’m here for you, wolf-man,” she said brightly, then tsked at his changing eyes.  “But we can’t have you transforming right now.”  To make sure of that, Erika slid the knife so it was lying against bare skin.  “Tell me, how do you choose your victims?”  If he had enough control over himself to choose at all when he was a wolf, she expected him to lie about his methods, but the answer would be useful, nonetheless. 

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Random Assorted Starters

“Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw <insert person> in his underwear.” 

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” 

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” 

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

“Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.”

“I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me.“

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist”

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

“Don’t put your wand there, boy! … Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.” 

“Don’t gobblefunk around with words.”

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”

“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”

“You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!”

“Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! ”

“Remind me, to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?”

“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!”

“If there were an international butt competition, <insert person> would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

“I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?”

“How is it possible to have a civil war?” 

“Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?”

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot. ”

“This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”

“I’m bad and I’m going to hell, and I don’t care. I’d rather be in hell than anywhere where you are. ”

“I was feeling the height of bitchiness.”

“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”

“I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.”

“If you’re trapped in the dream of the Other, you’re fucked.”

“If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.”

“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis. This was not one of those times.”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”

“Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.”

“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.”

“I have to return some videotapes”

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

“Of course you know, this means war.”

“What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name” 

“’Can the sarcasm?’ Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”

“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.”

“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt” 

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“How very wet this water is.”

“My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.”

“If I looked like him, I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.”

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.”

“Hey, <insert name>. <insert nickname>. Fire! Flood! Earthquake! Revolution! Godzilla’s on the loose! Get up!”

[occasionalrpmemes]

Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

“It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”

“I have plans for your fake dick.”

“It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”

“Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”

“This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”

“You- you’re a lot. I like you.”

“This is when you start to get groovy.”

“I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”

“Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”

“Biochemical research gets me so hot.”

“This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”

“I claim my prize.”

“I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”

“Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”

“I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”

“Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”

“You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”

“I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”

“Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”

“I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”

“Anyone have a tampon?”

“Anyone have a hair band?”

“Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”

“There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”

“Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”

“Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”

“You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”

“It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”

“OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”

“I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”

“It’s awful. I love it.”

“You. Me. Selfie. Now.”

“Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”

“We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”

“You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”

[classic-starters]

starters from the 1972 novel by richard adams, WATERSHIP DOWN

“all the world will be your enemy.”

“if they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill, they kill.”

“whenever they catch you, they will kill you.”

“be cunning and full of tricks.”

“many people say that they enjoy winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it.”

“i shall stay here.”

“there’s terrible evil in the world.”

“a thing can be true and still be desperate folly.”

“think of that, and tremble!”

“we all have to meet our match sometime or other.”

“…you know me, don’t you?”

“if you’re ready, we might go along now.”

“you needn’t worry about them.”

“when death comes closer than usual, thinking about survival leaves little room for anything else.”

“i’m sorry for you with all my heart.”

“what is, is what must be.”

“who knows why men do anything?”

“who wants to hear about brave deeds when he’s ashamed of his own, and who likes an open, honest tale from someone he’s deceiving?”

“you can’t call your life your own; and in return you have safety, if it’s worth having at the price you pay.”

“i’m sick and tired of it.”

“what is this stuff, do you know?”

“i never know anything until you tell me.”

[allexplodejustthesame]

October and November have turned out to be pretty rough months, and while I’m not sure I’m ready to return to my other blogs yet, I think I have the energy for writing short things on this one.  I’ll be posting a few opens and maybe starter calls soon.

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

[classic-starters]

starters from the 1972 novel by richard adams, WATERSHIP DOWN

“all the world will be your enemy.”

“if they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill, they kill.”

“whenever they catch you, they will kill you.”

“be cunning and full of tricks.”

“many people say that they enjoy winter, but what they really enjoy is feeling proof against it.”

“i shall stay here.”

“there’s terrible evil in the world.”

“a thing can be true and still be desperate folly.”

“think of that, and tremble!”

“we all have to meet our match sometime or other.”

“…you know me, don’t you?”

“if you’re ready, we might go along now.”

“you needn’t worry about them.”

“when death comes closer than usual, thinking about survival leaves little room for anything else.”

“i’m sorry for you with all my heart.”

“what is, is what must be.”

“who knows why men do anything?”

“who wants to hear about brave deeds when he’s ashamed of his own, and who likes an open, honest tale from someone he’s deceiving?”

“you can’t call your life your own; and in return you have safety, if it’s worth having at the price you pay.”

“i’m sick and tired of it.”

“what is this stuff, do you know?”

“i never know anything until you tell me.”

[allexplodejustthesame]

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[wretchedhearted]

⤏ send me “plots please”

… and I’ll respond with  3  (or more)  interesting  plots / relationships / connections  I can think of for our muses!   There is  no pressure  for us to write any of them,   but it’s a great starting point for you to get a sense of how I think our muses might interact and what sorts of plots I’m most interested in happening between them  -  so don’t be shy!

for multimuse blogs make sure to specify who you’re looking to plot with

[allexplodejustthesame]

Like for a short starter? Specify muse if you have a preference.

[allexplodejustthesame]

Working on these & bios tomorrow.

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.

[scotchymemes]

Game of Thrones Season One Sentence Starters

Do the dead frighten you? Your dead men seem to have moved camp. Whatever (…) knew or didn’t know, it died with him. All these years and I still feel like an outsider when I come here. You always look at your feet when you lie. Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse? I need you to be perfect today. Can you do that for me? When they write the history of my reign, they will say it began today. Never forget what you are. Wear it like an armor, and it can never be held against you. I just want to stand on top of the Wall and piss off the edge of the world. First lesson: stick’em with the pointy end. We were at war. None of us knew if we’d ever go back home again. There’s a war coming, (…). I don’t know when and I don’t know who will be fighting, but it’s coming. A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. Everything’s better with some wine in the belly. We’ve come to a dangerous place. We can’t fight a war amongst ourselves. If you want to own a sword, you better learn how to use it. No one will come looking for you here, isn’t that what you wanted? There’s only so much I can stomach in a day. Everyone knew what this place was, but no one told me. I don’t think any of them have ever held a real sword before they came here. They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They never put that in the songs. Who was your first kill? Not counting old men. Don’t stand so still. It’s harder to hit a moving target. Your loyalty to your captors is touching. It’s not gonna get any easier, you know? You’ve got to defend yourself! The Wall is no place for cowards. I heard you’re reading a boring book. The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands. Start the damn joust before I piss myself! One ball and no brains. Piss on that! I want to hit somebody! I thought being king meant I could do whatever I wanted. What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade? Nothing like a woman after a fight. If the wrong ears hear what I’m about to tell you next, off comes my head. What good is war now? We’re not ready. If you want hairless, maybe you should look for a little boy. If you fuck enough women, some of them will give you presents. I should wear the armor, and you the gown. If we don’t act, there will be war. Killing things clears my head. Give me my life, and I’m yours! Who can rule without wealth or fear or love? You swore an oath to me. Does loyalty mean nothing to you? I’m not particularly good at violence, but I’m good at convincing others to do violence for me. Gold wins wars, not soldiers. Does family mean nothing to you? How can they watch when they have no eyes? You’re too old to protect anybody. Love is the death of duty. What is honour compared to a woman’s love? Is that why I’m here, so we can talk about our mothers? Some would say death is cleaner. Only death pays for life. You’re sleeping through the war. If I die, weep for me. You’ll be dead, how will you know? You’re a shit warrior. One victory does not make us conquerors. Do you spend a lot of time wondering about what’s between my legs?

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me “📝 + (fandom)” and I’ll reply with a character I would RP from that fandom

[allexplodejustthesame]

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