i've been training like a pavlov dog

ic affection blog for rocknrollerskates | let my independence out to take a hike! all you have to do is activate my bell and i'll fetch you anything you like --- seven minutes in heaven is all that i need when i get with him / seven minutes in heaven i hope at the end that i’m not a virgin

[bunnypuppppp-deactivated2025020]

if we're gonna smoke from the same bong, we might as well make out

[coldbrewpup]

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

[ponydoodles]

@doolkat :3

[malaesthetics]

[pansyfemme]

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

[bbybluemochi]

[oc] sorry i had to 🎸💥

[princess-lointaine]

heart-themed 'rosa' bench. this gives me cinderella vibes!

[honeycoated]

[valentinebitchbaby]

Sony Domm

[wiionme]

[sch00lsh00ting-deactivated20230]

[jame7t]

RIDDLE: you can have a emo twink boyfirend but he will only ever call you his “stinkbug.” TAKE or KILL?

[cryptotheism]

Can he be killed with blunt damage?

[jame7t]

no.

[cryptotheism]

Excellent. Take.

[cut3bunny]

dick from a guy who worships me and thinks i’m the prettiest girl in the world

[tlirsgender]

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

[tlirsgender]

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

[vraska-theunseen]

i have some interesting news for you

[tlirsgender]

Yeah okay then

[tlirsgender]

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

[shredsandpatches]

It also inspired the only good New York Post headline ever.

[tlirsgender]

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

[oldmanpusspuss]

I wish to god I was joking or exaggerating but this is just factual beatles lore I'm so sorry for reblogging this for the 80th time op but the people need to know

[tlirsgender]

Question: what the hell

[scurator]

[certifiedbeatlesposts]

certified beatles post

[andhumanslovedstories]

Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”

And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”

And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”

And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”

[stuckinapril]

you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

[mas-o-kissed]

I answer the door covered in blood and bruises and bite marks and I’m like “you should see the other guy” and he’s covered in kisses