All Hail Roxy

Humor & occasional rants.

[weloveshortvideos]

[sunwukxng]

i’m the lady on the left

[sistermaryfake]

it’s that time of year again

[writing-prompt-s]

You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.

[bonescaro]

“oh thank god” says the writer

[surprisebitch]

wow that post is making me crave five guys.. havent had some in a while

[surprisebitch]

i meant the restaurant but yeah having five guys in me also sounds like a good idea

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

europeans: *throws bananas at black athletes and politicians in their countries*

europeans: you americans are so obsessed with race… so strange….

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

Britain: *harasses the fuck out prince harry’s gf meghan markle for being a biracial black woman despite being white passing*

Britain: right? I don’t get this whole “race” thing Americans got going on

[goblinrznr]

Europeans: pissed off about immigration in their countries

Europeans: *colonized the whole FUCKING world*

[cannon-fannon]

Australians: *supports the ‘stop the boats campaign’. let’s one nation back in. closed refugee detention centres and displaced the people*

Australians: we’re so tolerant and multicultural. idk y america has such an issue with race.

[morganeilish]

Canadians: *experience a rise in hate crimes against Muslim Canadians. Forced indigenous peoples off their land and into the horrific residential school system. Has a higher incarceration rate for poc than white people.*

Canadians: we’re way better and more tolerant up here than America. Why can’t they just learn from us.

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[tinotonatini]

god i miss this show

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

[asseaterclarke]

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

[getawaywithgifs]

[kashiyuka]

These are definitely my two favorite tweets about the snowstorm in japan

[goawfma]

this way too sweet

[ogsplendapapi]

Grandpa swag on 5hunna

[thisiselliz]

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

[ygaa]

comfortable silence is a love language

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[adulthoodisokay]

[source]

[khealywu]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

[nowtwo-are-the-trees]

Star Wars TFA and TLJ characters as things John Mulaney has said

Luke:

Han:

Leia:

Finn:

Rose:

Poe:

Holdo:

Hux:

Phasma: 

Two for Rey because i couldn’t decide:

and

And two for Kylo:

and

Bonus Yoda:

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!