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Reinvent yourself as many times as you want
@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool
ââOf course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?â -Albus Dumbledore
âThis quote helps me in the fact that though what I am writing may be fiction, it could mean the world to someone someday and be someoneâs reality- even if itâs my own. It reminds me that anything in my head could be real if Iâm brave enough to make it happen, to write those ideas down and make them real.
âMy message here? Be brave, whether youâre a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, or a Hufflepuff. Make those dreams reality, sweetheart.
â#PotterItForwardâ
my rooster doesnât crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and heâs like âhoLY SHIT THATâS A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHâ
the same rooster - god guys heâs so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and wonât have any treats until theyâve had as much as they want, unless itâs a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. heâs a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he donât play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
Hasnât Mark Hamill been playing The Joker for 20 shitzillion years? How come he never got âconsumedâ by the role?
cause hes not an ass
seriouslyâthatâs one of my favorite things. while jared leto is over there talking about how playing a PG-13 Joker has irreparably turned him into a dark and twisted psychopath, mark hamill, who has played the meanest and scariest versions of the joker for years, is running around being an actual ray of human sunshine.
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buying a bottle of âhalf-assed rimjobâ this season
tag yourself iâm bathroom grout
Calvin and Hobbes: The Force Awakens Brian Kesinger
Story artist at Walt Disney animation studios / Artist for Marvel Comics. Check out his etsy store for books and printswww.etsy.com/shop/BrianKesinger
Updated Jan.21âČ16
too good not to mainblog
YO THIS IS IMPORTANT IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT YOU WANT TO COVER FOR A JOB INTERVIEW OR A FAMILY EVENT I HIGHLY SUGGEST HARD CANDYâS GLAMOFLAUGE HEAVY DUTY CONCEALER THIS IS JUST WITH ONE LAYER OF IT WITH TRANSLUCENT POWDER LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS STUFF IS SOFT AS HELL ITS AMAZING IT STAYS ON UNTIL YOU WASH IT OFF ANOTHER THING THEY DONT TEST IT ON ANIMALS SO NO ONE WAS TESTED SO BLESS ITS LIKE 6 BUCKS AND ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY youre welcome
UPDATE I JUST TOOK A SHOWET AND MOST OF IT CAME OFF SO I GOT A MAKEUP WIPE AND THE REST OF IT CAME OFF ITS POTENT
This stuff covers anything, scars, cuts, bruises you name it. Itâs relatively cheap too so itâs defiantly worth it.
AAAAAND it comes with a small pencil of matching concealer to layer under it on particularly stubborn to cover spots or sharp lines just in case this stuff doesnât cover it untraceably. I use it on my face to cover DARK scars on my face and nobody can tell.
Where can you buy it?
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itâs actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUâRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donât even care if it actually works, Iâm mostly reblogging because itâs freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yâknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Pixar and Marvel Parallels
Bonus:
THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR
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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like âlike whereâs your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thingâ
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because heâs supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
âPotter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcererâs Stone?â
âI used a fucking net.â
âHow did you get past the dragon?â
Harry shines a little red light on the wall âworks on cats, why not a dragonâ
âHow did you get through the hedge maze?â
âWeed-b-gone, itâs like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there againâ
âHow did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?â
âShotgun.â
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Pre-breakfast conversation with @madwomanriversong: "What if vaginas had tongues?" Also ft. @thenthereweresunspots
I am actually the Grinch this year
have yourself a merry little tubbsmasâŠ.
I love this bc it looks like heâs stollen the present AND the food and his smug little face is just perfect
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