here for a good time not a mechanically efficient time

29 / shethey / I do art sometimes / I’m sorry about the bandom stuff

[inspectorclarke]

A Mannequin's Lament, an iDKHOW mini comic

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[delicateboyz]

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[magneatio]

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

[magneatio]

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[bobdylanyaoi]

tumblr mutual Tell me about this man's personal life

[dgeometric]

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[charl0ttan]

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

[charl0ttan]

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

[raspberrybluejeans]

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[sealtrick]

gloom division……

[sealtrick]

does anyone know this album

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[punxsutawneyfilth]

TIP: DO NOT " E-MAIL " ME

[were--ralph]

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?