Consulting Hunter

The name's Allie; obsessing over many things, here's the place I do it; I post random stuff, if you can keep up with it, then welcome aboard friend

[izzyatwarp9]

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[calypsio]

[stonebutchcowboy]

Me when I don’t take meds

[lntuitiv-deactivated20170224]

2020 is only three years away and I still think it’s January 2012

[allie-the-bad-wolf]

me: is jim moriarty still alive

mark gatiss, steven moffat, andrew scott, basically everyone: nope he is definitely dead and not coming back

me: okay but is jim moriarty still alive

[tweltchy]

[setheverman]

when people ask me who i am

[happy-cannibal-noises]

I’m sorry

[weloveshortvideos]

[pikaichi-lion]

SOUND ON

[crowleysfavouritedemon]

Family don’t end with blood, boy.

Happy Supernatural Day

[falloutboy]

I was just an only child of the universe and then I found you

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[allie-the-bad-wolf]

woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain

man: oh that's so sweet, i--

woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

[mae0x]

“Stop being so sad”

Ok let me go turn off my depression machine

[rapunkzle]

s/o to my anxiety for keeping my impulsivity in check

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

and to my impulsivity for breaking through my anxiety

[untitledorb]

#my brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire

[sopunk-deactivated20181215]

i love patd

pain and then death

[chefpyro]

anyway

[myqueenacademia-deactivated2021]

this explains so much about my sense of humor

[kaleidoscope112-deactivated2017]

[the-violent-peach-deactivated20]

I hit reblog so fast there was a tsunami in the Pacific.